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The party's over love, and whilst there's probably one last bottle of Gevrey Chambertin left, the beer ran out years ago

That figures. Labour thinks 'Twitter' is 'The British Public' and not a bunch of cunts, with too much time on their hands, re-enforcing their great opinions of themselves or conducting a witch hunt against anyone who courts a 'bad prejudice'

Mother of God it works now!! Profuse apologies - at least until next time - and thanks to @Cuntybawsfor bearing with an ageing pervert in the autumn of his years

@Cuntybaws Go and post the youtube video of Stiff Little Fingers' Guitar and Drum' for an old pal, can you? Roops and her retinue of fuckwits in charge of this digital shit-farm have revoked my ability to link to external sources which vexes me like an I don't know what.

There seems to be a lot of pro-French sentiment on the island, which has been gaily seized upon in a series of 'vox-unpops' by the Fifth Columnists at the BBC. Personally, it's like Scottish Independence. If they don't want to be part of the greatest nation that ever was, then fuck off and mingle with the cutpurses, scalliwags and epicures! We should send non-escalatory pedalos. They are French boats after all.

You'd have more sympathy if the whole contrived artifice wasn't about them all having to look like porn-stars in the first place. Why didn't Cowell - or better still, the girls themselves - go 'Fuck right off! We're going down the Poly Styrene / Beth Ditto / Daisy Chainsaw route, being what we are, not sucking corporate cock and letting our art speak for itself' Course, they'd have had to forget about the yachts, footballer boyfriends, Krug and goodie bags stuffed with dildoes and £50 notes but, hey, it's a small price to pay for integrity and dignity isn't it?

Is it the prototype for Alan Partridge's Travel Tavern?

'Twas on the fourth of May 2021 When Megan published a book about a father's relationship with his son Which puts both child and reader to sleepeys But succeeded in the objective of making her lots more friends in her home in Los Angeles' Meganegall (2021)

Good! Off you go Scotland and have a fantastic independence as long as it's a proper one not just a pretendy pick and mix affair. BTW, what's the upside for Iran out of this? The deep-fried heroin will have lost its kick by the time it hits the badlands of Tehran (so that's 'Tehran' then basically) and Runrig have a small enough audience base as it is.....I can't think they're going bandy for the tartan troubadors in Qom, so what gives?

Fuck me, wait until Ding and Trump play each other in the snooker - it'll blow your mind!

Oh ey up, he's been listening to his Crass albums again and has gone all po-faced and shouty. It's true what they say about how "if you lose one sense then you overcompensate with another." You've clearly lost your sense of humour and have overcompensated with a sense of your own importance.

A newbie with a well-argued cunting with more than a hint of a sense of humour? What fresh madness is this?

What's this 'leaderboard' stuff and nonsense? Where can I find it? Genuinely - some algorithm weighs and marks the worth of the crap we post on here, then puts the authors into some sort of ranked list - and some folks take this seriously? What absolute twaddle

Punkers new pin up boy now Jacob Rees-Mogg has turned into a bit of a pinko

I inherited a bloodstained sofa - apparently it's a period piece

Pulling together or mindless subservience You call it leechen, I call it lychen, let's call the whole thing moss

Unlike you, I have no desire or need to parade my virtue in my every waking moment. Two years time when we're in Wave 26 because we're worried about the potential effect of the 'Vanuatu Variant' and we'd better have a curfew too, just to be on the safe side, don't come running to me because you can't go to your 'Men who don't walk on the cracks in the pavement against the Nazi's!' support group meeting - not that you could anyway, impaled as you are on Chris Whitty's cock.

Oh fuck you and your mewling love of control and being controlled. The biggest civil liberties grab since Magna Carta - and you're right on side with the State and Stasi population!

I think it's because, there in their cars, they feel safest of all, they can lock all their doors and think it's the only way to live

Trying to decipher the hyper-punctuated, surrealist Esperanto with which you choose to communicate, I'm taking a leap of faith here and assuming......: You see yourself as a 'Progressive' ....and therefore membership of the EU is far and away the most important religious sacrament in your faith ....and therefore your posting above is a humorous take on supposed supplicant position of big business in the shape of AZ, when confronted by the might of the EU. How am I doing? Ignoring the absolute opposite argument deployed by pro-EU groups (depending on who they are trying to browbeat into accepting their utterly potty cause) - that it's also the world’s most powerful driving force behind globalisation and the final elimination of interference by national governments in the glorious and prosperous free-for-all that the world’s economy ought to be but, unfortunately, hasn’t yet become - there's also another teensy bit of dissonance here. For as long as I can remember, 'Progressives' have disparaged capitalist Big Pharma and declared that vaccines should be provided at cost to the world's poor. Finally, a Big Pharma company does just that. Look what happens. No Good Turn Goes Unpunished. This will be the last time any multinational drug company tries to be public-spirited. Well done, you fucking spastics / bureaucratic cretins.

I predict a 'settlement' that makes both parties look good, otherwise the EU has placed itself in a no-win situation. Indeed, if the EU's techno-bureaucratic misunderstandings, misfires and incompetence's are exposed during litigation - extremely likely since at trial, forensic examination of senior EU officials up to and including UVdL re how many doses were ordered and when? How much was paid for them etc - then 'ever closer union' becomes more of a death threat than aspiration. If the EU 'win' against AZ, then what global vendor in its right mind can afford to expose itself to th EU's procurement processes without special guarantees? Unless AZ behaved horribly (possible but extremely unlikely, given it's rep that they are manufacturing a vaccine against a global virus at cost price, and at record speed), the EU will be revealed as a vindictive loser incapable of taking institutional responsibility for its own dysfunctions.....oh, wait.... The EU's tactics here seem to be 'When you're in a hole.....demand control of all available spade production!'

Yeah - prime example, as you say. 'The Arms of Sorrow' just rocks right up to 'there must be serenity', I mean why does he do that? You're blazing away doing your thing (powering up weights in the gym say for me or, for the rest of you, foot up on an imaginary monitor, singing into a celery stick, staring at your four blackened walls of your bedsit, tuna pasta bake for one sizzling away on the Belling stove) right up to that point, when the whole song (blindly) descends into this guttural nothing. Proper off-pissing!

Yeah I know this is pretty much one of the defining facets of the genre, but why for fucks sake? No kidding, there's guitar work going on the like of which cannot be bettered this side of Segovia. The lyrical themes are generally novel and thought provoking and all in all, plenty of the groups mining this seam can rock my world mightily (your tastes may vary, naturally......you fucking lightweights!). So there I am, getting down with my bad self, and cue this guttural , generic, white-noise that oh-so many of these bands go in for. I dunno, I suppose they're trying to evoke the presence of Beelzebub or some shit but it's lame and unnecessary and, in the case of that fat cunt from Candlemass, just another reason to loathe their body of work

Is that a cross between the 'Green Mile' and 'Jungle Book'? The one where Mowgli gets fried by Old Sparky for allegedly noncing up Baloo?

Bit of casual racism.......projectile vomiting on the nearest statue of some old cunt that put duty, kindness and quiet determination before ambition and appearance and extroverted emotive boasting......then fail a Chlamydia test.