Roadkill

Shitty fucking Tonka toys for petite women to feel safer as they plow through their local schools and spackers who never grew up and still feel the need to have the shiniest bike well into adulthood. Those fucking things don't need to be high quality, just big and obnoxious.

Sadly the sort of cunts who'll run with this will be the same clueless wankers who probably pay a cunt to refill their windscreen wash and change their wiper blades - quick enough to jump on the fossil fuel bad bandwagon, but with absolutely no idea how they work or react outside of what they've seen from Hollywood. I guarantee there's a cunt right now on holiday moaning about their fancy new EV being taken out by a horrid old dinosaur burner - completely ignorant to the fact that the single flight they've just taken is more harmful to the environment than a diesel running for a million fucking miles, or the spectacular footprint their own electric car has before they even picked it up from the dealership.

Some of the Chink boxes have been known to burst into lithium nebulas whilst parked. Not even charging. The sneaky little yellow bastards have entire fields filled with models fresh off the assembly line rolled out into the middle of nowhere and left to rot just so they can claim to have a larger global market share: https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2023-china-ev-graveyards/ This article mentions first gen EV's, but there's plenty of evidence online that its still common practice. These nasty little cunts will charge you an arm and a leg for something they'd dump in a field to rot instead of use themselves, then feed you sewer fat cooked street food if you're ever retarded enough to visit their pissy little munchkin kingdom. Diesel my fucking arse. Some leftie women's history professor left her iPhone in the charger of her Nissan Leaf and the cunt went nuclear.

Poof.

I wouldn't, Decs. He'd set you up and make you his Palestine. Kick you in the bollocks as his hired Yank bodyguards wrestle you to the ground and run away giggling.

They aren't interested in such a thing though. Both sides are taking the mere existence of the other as an affront to their chosen religion. Any interference by a third party would just be labelled colonialism or religious oppression or another holocaust or some shit. They're both shitty neighbours, but instead of trying to find a way to get along they just want the rest of the street to take their side. I'd just implement a law stating that any cunt living outside the shit hole publicly supporting the actions of either side is valid terms for their instant deportation and conscription into the armed forces of their terrorist state of choice. Make any fucker willing to give their attention seeking, sob story bollocks the time of day personally support their own beliefs on the ground with a rifle in their hands and isolate the resulting religious fundamentalist mega cult from any political platforms or humanitarian aid until they agree to act like fucking adults. "Oh, the Jews did this!" "Oh, well the Palestinians did this!" I don't give a fuck. I'm not Jewish, I'm not fucking Muslim and I'm not a fucking Christian, Hinu, Buddhist or any of the rest. I find it distasteful to blow up children in the name of a sky fairy and rather pathetic to justify my shit life choices on the promise that if I'm really really sowwy when I die I'll get to live in the clouds forever shagging a bunch of virgins or being sung to by some fat babies - so I'm very fucking suspicious of the idea that if I kill enough cunts opposing either idea that it'll somehow get me an express ticket to whatever shit afterlife I choose. How about we fix shit in the now and worry about what comes after fucking after?

They'd both whinge and claim you were doing a double genocide the moment you stopped them killing each other.

It is that fucking easy. Put down the phone, ignore their calls then kill whatever cunt is left standing at the end with a sneaky briefcase nuke - say it was the other fucker's last villainous act - and take over the entire region with "short term", heavily armed military presence to guard your humanitarian activities into the nuclear wasteland. Rinse and repeat until you reach the oil fields, then kill a few rag heads and say you're staying indefinitely to protect the locals or some shit.

Cunts killing cunts. I don't have sympathy for either side - they clearly want to obliterate each other - the rest of the world should just cut ties and let them sort it out.

I have to admit I'm jealous, you lucky cunt. Always wanted to fuck off over there - Canada has all the wide open spaces and relatively lax gun laws of America - only with the added benefit of social healthcare and every cunt there being just French enough to floor easily if they step out of line, but still tolerable to interact with.

Did I ever show you that fascinating video on Chinese gutter oil?

Hell of a safety net to have though in the unlikely event that they ever reform into lesser cunts. I'm just looking out for your future religious hatred.

Poor @Eric Cuntman didn't even know about the mandatory blowjob after circumcision. I think the revelation broke him - he actually questioned his greater hatred for Islam. Shook him down to the foundations, it did. He never looked deeper into the cryptic messages of Herr @ratcum.

You honestly didn't know this shit? People don't just not like them for their curly sideburns and Indiana Jones hats.

They even have a name for the procedure, but I think it's in Klingon.

https://www.nyc.gov/site/doh/health/health-topics/safe-bris.page Out of the womb, dick skin cut off, then some old cunt sucks your bleeding knob. I reckon, given this first experience of the world, Jesus might have just been into it the whole time and was stringing the Romans along so he could get off.

Fucking hell. Are you sober?

Oh dear, LOL. The skinny little greaseball should have overdosed quietly when he had the chance instead of replacing his gear with conspiracy theories. It does however bring up the increasingly important question of how exactly one is supposed to enjoy the disposable minge that comes with fame. Signed and copied certificates of consent before slipping a finger in? @Cuntybaws this could be your big break - a consent app that records and registers the time and date of the activity with a finger print scan of all parties involved. Consent-a-finger.

Roops might want you dead again now. No real evidence to support the theory, but I can't get the picture of a praying mantis out of my mind when I think about the recent team up against Judge.

Fuck off.

You've all been a bit wank lately. You all know it's the truth. Not me, of course, but the rest of you have been shit.

Quite the U turn from old Stevie these days. Some hilarious casual racism in his earlier stuff, too. He's been complete shit for the last decade or so, though. I'd say Under the Dome was the last time he really put effort in.

We got a fancy new bus station in North Shields. Very fancy - plants and a paved courtyard outside -although people will inevitably be raped in the transgender toilets. Birmingham won't have any new bus stations for the foreseeable future. Lol. I'm not that experienced at looking down my nose at other places...

What's transhumanism?

Fuck off! I'm not dealing with the smell of fold mushrooms and caked on toilet roll.