colonelkurtz

Now that this cunt has outgrown his foppy west coast dude & older but last chance trendy hip uncle image or the bloke who was always knobbing the films "mom" character back in the day. He now finds himself well and truly at barrell bottom promoting a sack shit furniture chain on the box. A cunt and a fucking murrican cunt !! You'd never get Ray- you caant - Winston lowering himself to that kind of shit like adverts for male grooming products or cement mixers on American tv

"Queers and Steers ! " ... "Five Foot Nine ! "

Another blubbing twat on the news this morning. To gloat or not to gloat ? Ha Ha fucking Ha

The PM Turnbulls' statement for public consumption that "cheating is beyond belief" ... this , from a shitting politician ffs.

Bet the arsewipe entered the store by the exit doors ... you can always tell.

Vanessa Feltz and Donny Osmonds lurve child .... and grade one cunt . Mrs Kurtz will not be at all amused at my dissing Donny.

nul poins

Dodgy Russian and fuckable daughter get sludged , shite so called celeb gets shitfaced .... . What shall we run with boss ? ... Basically anything that diverts attention from NHS in meltdown or defenceless toddlers decapitated in Syrian air strikes. Politicos and media - cunts one and all swimming in a sea of shit.

Our Cilla is a bit slow on the uptake with her "lorra lorra luv" tribute.

Nashnull tresh Sirmo is really up himself these days isn't he . Coming over all drama over a security check at some German airport .How very dare a mere airport jobsworth seem fit to question a knight of the realm , a check made even more traumatic due to the racist motive. Who the fuck does the scrawny cunt think he is ? .. Elton Frigging John ?

Roll on the day when we at last get rid of all this EU infringements of our imperial system , get back to blue passports , banish driver only buses and trains and make Green Flash the only permissible choice of school PE footwear.

Typical lah de dah Peruvians ... underside of a trailer or slashing a curtain sider not good enough for you then , just has to be a 767. You frigging poseurs.

Let's hope her other neighbours on the street take the time to pop round and have a "friendly chat" with the skankblob scrubber. She probably views all this a her chance of fame on some reality shitfest excuse for a TV show and even more depressing some sack of shite producer will be thinking exactly the same.

Chinese authorities have demanded "severe punishment" for a man who allegedly stole the thumb of a terracotta warrior statue on display in the US, Chinese state media report. This will be the stuff that's due to be exhibited in Liverpool later this year then .. just saying

Getting a good coat of looking at as we used to say at Brize Norton

Us Brits have a long tradition of brown nosing when it comes to the rich and famous . God forbid we start acting like johnny foreigner and get all uppity and actually physically protest about this kind of thing . Besides we have an endless supply of shite tv "talent" shows , cheap booze , celebrity mags to keep the customer satisfied .. what's not to like . Not forgetting the prospect of a future PM who will make us regard the past 7-8 years as the good times.

I find the 10 minute sit and wait the perfect opportunity to be judgemental and guess the ailments of cunts being served.Maybe clap, systitis, squits,bleeding piles.Be it the smack heads scuttle , the pensioners trudge or the sports/sexual deviant injury limp , the general demeanour is usually a giveaway.

Not a lipstick lesbo but the bbc's acceptable face of nice W.I. home counties munchers

She's from Yorkshire ... how delightful.

Now that's the really strange thing ... that was our second choice but we went with Scab instead

Our dog died on the same day as her ... creepy or what

Couldn't be more pleased for you and glad you like it

There is a distinction , in that the late Mark E knew it.

That short arsed Irish twat on this cunts DIY shows, the one who thinks he's just the "cutest little paddy y'ever did see , do you not tink so missus" .. don't know his name and don't care but the cunt needs a fucking good twatting with a length of 4x2.