Decimus
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Fender777 likes this. Lol Idiot.
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StupidfuckingPecker likes this. Lol Idiot.
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That's enough about your cavernous, slack cunt for one evening, thank you.
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My cum face.
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Pen, I imagine that you smell like the bottom of a hooker's handbag. The festering stench of 18 month old, half-chewed gum mixed with the heady aroma of a couple of hastily concealed stillbirths. You make me fucking sick.
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I wish you'd do a Rod Hull, although I doubt that the impact of falling five foot off of the turf roof of your crofter's shack would do that much damage.
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Pen, don't take this the wrong way but you're absolutely fucking shite.
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The Loch Ness Monster and the dopey cunts who believe in him/her
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Well, Wolfe Tone was a protestant so it would be churlish of me to hold this against you. I'll be watching you, though. Cascarino cunt.
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Lose, not loose, you thick pants-wetting spastic. I hardly think that you going absolutely crazy then melting down and crying to the mods like some sort of pathetic child constitutes any sort of victory. Especially as you were then coolered yourself for being an interminable bore. Snitches get stitches, Ssssstubby.
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Or Ted Heath a nonce? Wasn't there some sort of bollocks conspiracy theory about Wilson being a KGB agent?
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0:59 to 1:02.
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I've actually had a 2mg bar of Xanax tonight, plus a bottle of red wine, a quarter of a tab of acid this morning and I'm about to spark up a two skin. Even taking all this into account, I'm still more coherent and entertaining than you'll ever be sober. Do you some drugs, you illiterate boring wanker. Who knows, you might make me laugh one day.
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I would have rewarded this post with a like if even 1% of me suspected that you were being ironic. However, taking into account your personal history as a thick fucking cunt, it's almost certain that you would be dense enough to criticise a post for being indecipherable, only to then post a load of rambling bollocks that makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. You stupid, stupid, stupid, fucking wanker.
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Forgive me, but I'm not the one who comes on here offering out fights in the real world like some sort of pathetic 12 year old. You really do need to grow up, you thick man-child. Now fuck off, everyone, including Stubby, has contributed and stayed on topic today, and yet here you are again disrupting the site. Troll cunt.
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It was the whole Dad thing that did it for me. I quite like the idea of you adding a comedy sidekick to your repertoire, but I'm sad to say that the old cunt just didn't cut it. Have you thought about hiring a dwarf?
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Indeed. R.I.P Harambe.
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I'm not so sure, Rick. Proper hates retards. And blacks.
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They'd have to swallow the magic flashing pill first and turn the tables on her. The fat cunt is like Pac Man, gobbling up everything in fucking sight.
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Agreed. The majority of these regional comedians seem to base their entire act around the fact that they have an accent. That swivel-eyed cunt Russell Howard is the worst culprit, punctuating every punchline with a Bristolian accent in attempt to detract from the fact that he's about as funny as waking up confused and with a sore arse in Alan Bennett's bed.
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He's made a career out of being a professional northerner. A vile fat cunt who I'd wager absolutely fucking stinks of two week old Billy Bear ham.
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In my defence, I don't assume that you're a heroin addict because you're Scottish, but because the vast majority of the shit you come out with could only be produced by someone smacked off of their tits. Do you play the bagpipes? Lol Fuck off.
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Frank, I heard this and thought of you..
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#Stubbytoo
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Was this before or after you furiously pumped your tiddler with your heroin ravaged arm over Arthur Thompson's grave?
