Decimus

Spoken like the sort of cunt who thinks that Fosters is the lager of choice. Firstly, it's whisky if you're talking about the decent jock shit, which I assume you are as you have stated the Irish stuff is "for beginners". Secondly, Jack Daniels is a bourbon, not a whisky, so it's ridiculous to compare it to one. Thirdly, Laphroaig is ten times better than the shit you have thus far recommended. Fourthly, do your research before making a nomination, it will save you the arduous task of spouting out a load of fucking bollocks Fifthly, fuck off.

A dangerous and idiotic move. I was no Obama fan, but at least he didn't endorse the partisan American politics of supporting Israel regardless of whatever ethic cleansing they were up to during a particular week.

BLM came about as a reaction to the disproportionate amount of young black men shot and killed by the police. There isn't a corresponding White Lives Matter movement because there is absolutely no need for one. White men and women occupy a privileged place in society and statistics on wealth, education, incarceration levels and police related fatalities confirm this. I don't have a problem with a select group of people highlighting the numerous injustices black people face, especially in America. Just because a couple of black people try to tarnish the movement by coming out with stupid racist bollocks doesn't make BLM any less valid. What exactly is your problem with the movement, beyond a couple of renegade idiots? Pardon the pun, but you can't tar the whole BLM phenomena with the same brush.

He's almost perfect, but as any half-baked eugenicist will tell you, he can't swim.

He wouldn't get away with blacking up these days, that's why you never see him in a premier inn advert anymore.

Out of likes as unfortunately I gave Stubby nine irons yesterday due to him spouting even more bollocks than usual. Whilst I've got your attention, what are your thoughts on white people who have the fucking audacity to enjoy the comedy ramblings of Lenny Henry? Do you advocate a Snatchesque style Final Solution?

Frank?

Not if the "punters" over at FF were female in the sense that Camberwell Gypsy is.

It reminds me of that day when Stupid Pecker accused me of posting continuously since the morning, and how he had "a life" outside of the site. Which was all very good until it was pointed out he'd made seventeen posts to my four since that morning. I find that the one's who scream on about how fantastic their lives are, are usually the most prolific posters. Which says it all really. Stubby, fuck off.

Funny you should say this. There are a few other members including myself who don't believe this particular person is a woman. I'm not sure what it is, but there's definitely something that gives it away as being a bloke. You'd think that all the self-declared studs who endlessly swap smutty innuendos with it would be aware, given their apparent legendary status with the opposite sex.

This is hardly groundbreaking news, you stupid cunt. I'll let Eric off as he hasn't been here as long as you, but if you're only just finding out about this you're even more thick than I gave you credit for. What's next on your list of big reveals? Quincy is an estate agent? Roops isn't into vaginal grooming? You utter fucking tosser.

Oh that's alright then. As it doesn't offend one thick as pig shit painting-by-numbers cunt from London, we can ignore the fact that it is deemed offensive by the majority of the population and legitimise its use. You really are the thickest cunt to ever haunt these pages.

It's usually when you're making an absolute cunt of yourself, so every time you post.

And as if by magic, a stupid racist cunt appears.

No doubt he'll bang on about "free speech" now. The get out of jail free card for all stupid wankers who find it titillating to say unacceptable words.

Why don't you ask your carer nicely to read you the chapter about 'wogs' in your Ladybird Book of Racism? You could then regale us with yet more tedious bollocks regarding the etymology of racial slurs. Idiot.

He's a fucking idiot, along with the majority of the UK population when it comes to Ireland. You've either got Calvinist jocks (enter Bawsey) with a heavy chip on their shoulder, or some para wannabe (enter Ding) who has watched Harry's game one too many times and thinks that he's in the Black and fucking Tans. The fact is, Irish policy is largely dictated by the USA. If it ever became an American cause for Ireland to be reunited, the UK government would have no choice but to ditch the north and bend over for the yanks.

It's nice to see that you've finally stopped acting like a prick and have ditched all the "rag-head" shit. You used to be pretty decent until you started following the crowd by indulging in lazy racism. Keep it up, you fucking idiot.

Stubby, you've got all the sexual sophistication of a couple of frotting virgins peeking through the window at an over 50's water aerobics class. Does your maggot twitch whenever there's a tampon advert on the telly? Sad fucking cunt.

I wouldn't worry, Snowy. The clique, if it ever did exist, is dead. If it wasn't there would have been a feeding frenzy and seven pages of bad binmen jokes on this nom by now. There's only one clique on the site, and you only have to look at the circle jerking going on with the dishing out of likes on your thread to work out who is in it. If I ever get the band back together again you're in for a real fucking kicking, but until then I won't be taking on any new customers, I'm afraid.

Speaking of meltdowns... Lol.

If you and your 'lads' turned up outside my house at half two in the morning, rattling my bins and making a fucking racket in your Biffa, you wouldn't have survived to later stick your big dirty beak into someone else's child raising affairs. Nosey "The Bizz" column reading cunt.

I'm gonna find my Quincy gonna hold him tight, gonna grab some afternoon mouth-shite.

The problem is that our 40+ years of membership have been largely spent with one foot out of the project whilst trying to curtail greater integration. You can't expect to influence European policy when we have treated the whole experiment with disdain since we joined. We have been a disruptive influence since we entered Europe, and to be brutally honest, they're better off without us. I'd advocate a singular fiscal and economic policy for the whole bloc, plus a unified foreign and domestic policy. It could happen in the future, but it would never have occurred with Britain in the club, as it would have been anathema to our outdated isolationist stance. Brexiteers are right that the current system is broken, but not in the way they think. The E.U. needs to be more centralised, not less.

I think being part of a European superstate would have been quite nice. It would be the only force realistically capable of challenging the global supremacy of the US and China, and with its inherent liberal political stance could truly have been the best hope that this planet has got. With more willingness to get involved and a projection of overtaking Germany as the biggest economy in Europe, we could have had a seat at the top of the table and dictated its future evolution. Thanks to you and other small minded idiots, all we've got to look forward to is a future as a third rate country with no influence or power in the world. But at least there won't be anymore Baltic food shops, eh? You're a fucking disgrace and a traitor to the best interests of this country.