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Stubby Pecker

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  1. Fear of a blackbird planet KRS-swan Run-D.M. Seabird colony Boyz in the hooded crow Jay-z Drake MC Hamerkop House Martin of Pain
  2. Quality Chuck a bargain bucket in there and an ounce of crack, you’ll get dozens of the cunts. Please say those spiky things rotate really fast
  3. I’d like to think I’ve always been a massive cunt billy, but hours of getting unresponsive palmate’s and great cresteds towards the vinegar strokes, is taking its strain
  4. Standby your doc martens Eric, the good old BBC have a 30 min documentary on this case, pointing out how her cruel lies have deeply hurt the south Asian community. This one false claim amongst the tens of thousands of true ones, is as clearer case of systemic racism as when Windsor Davies used to kick that Chaiwalah up the arse in Burma circa 1944 ’You bloody pooftas!’
  5. Any white women in the area should attract most. Failing that, fried chicken and a basketball.
  6. Paging Eric to the main forum…. Fuck me, if it wasn’t for pointless western handouts the African population would still be at a sustainable level. We’d be no worse off either- The only thing to come out of the Dark continent recently has been bush meat, Ebola and FGM
  7. Indeed. The rays of hope that were Covid killing them off in droves and AIDS making them extinct (some stupid cunts gave them all condoms and an equally stupid cunt invented a cure) were just false dawns. Mother Nature really needs to step up with something horrible which only kills your jerk chicken eating bruthas, or we’re all fucked. One that does for the slopes would also be useful
  8. You’re so generous billy. I’ll think about it if you chuck one of most professional ho’s my way, otherwise, get fucked
  9. Proper, if you change Lucy’s avatar back to a dog shit for this weekend, I’ll donate to the site, come round and wash you car and probably give you hand job to boot.
  10. Ever had a dusky in the back of the Rascal Neil? back on topic, footballs for irons and poofs
  11. Fuck me, what a horrible thought. If Dr Doggy Dirt has any influence on Pen, the local canine population has going to have to get used to ‘her’ below the knee dangler instead of his shite stained angry inch lol
  12. Fuck off you poisonous dwarf
  13. Listen cunt, we’re right in the middle of prime newt wanking season and I’m fucking knackered. Trying to coax a thimble full of luv custard out of the slippery little buggers goes on day and night and is beyond simple tossers like you. Now get fucked, and count yourself incredibly lucky that you’ve got a response from your better at this stressful time
  14. Given the choice, I’d rather get sucked off by a bloke than the hideous and disgusting things you get up to with dogs and their shit. Perverted cunt
  15. Lol this is the way @Old Chap Raasclaat and @Eddie first tried to get into the UK. Edd had fatty in his suitcase (for in flight bumming and as a human slave for his car washing empire)
  16. By rights then you should have a dozen dogs come round to your “scatman towers” hovel, and take turns backscuttling you to oblivion lol lol lol fuck off you bestial, turd sniffing shitcunt
  17. Indeed. This reminds me of the conversation I had with my Pakistani neighbour the other day. When I asked him how he could tell the difference between his wife and 3 teenaged daughters, what with them all being dress head to toe in jet black burkas, he said “it’s really difficult, just the other day I went up stairs for a shag and half way through I found out I was accidentally fucking my wife”
  18. Indeed. He’s like a cockroach you just can’t kill. A cockroach that loves copious amounts of multi ethnic tube streak rammed up his wrong ‘un of course, and a sexual predator of barely legal rent boys to boot. Alas, I’ve more hair on a ballbags than I’ve got on my bonce, so the illusion of a magnificent ponytail, which clearly brings a tear to your japseye, is only that. However, unlike frank, I don’t have to slap on a ridiculous wig to cover up how fucking ugly I am. Fuck off
  19. I’ve not watched it and never will. Anyone who’s life revolves around filming themselves acting like a total spaz and posting it on a supposed anonymous website to fucking weirdo’s who verbally abuse him with death threats, needs to reassess their choices. I’d go further and say, cunts like Frank who live for this place should be shot. 11. No posting or sharing your own personal information on the site, or, most especially, the information of other members.
  20. Frank, something groundbreaking has just occurred to me. We’ve a longstanding idiot in our ranks by the name of @Lucy who used to go by the names of joker, arsehole and some other shit I can’t remember. It’s been established that this cunt has an unhealthy obsession with dog shit and all things scat. This got me thinking; with your Weimaraner ancestry, you 2 could be new BFFs. Fuck off
  21. Fuck off Frank you useless, dock lurking, slap-headed poof. @camberwell gypsy if you had a right mind you’d reply to frank in kind. He’s a total fucking cunt and the wanker deserves no quarter
  22. Bollocks We all know you’d want co-axial mounted mini guns and napalm spewing cannons to shred and scorch these child asylum seekers, with full beards, well before they could book into a 5 star hotel and plan their crime and rape sprees on our shores
  23. Lol outta likes
  24. I’m sure some vile tabloid hacks are searching old jug ears closets for the dirt they we’re all praying for.
  25. Lol Franks just had his arse destroyed by a semi literate bin man from the UKs biggest shit hole. Putting the boot in now just isn’t fair. Hang your head in shame WC.
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