Stubby Pecker

Lol Decs shared that with me a few years ago. It was during Italia 90 and I’m pretty sure old Geoff did on purpose because it thought crooks was; A) a shit player and shoe in pundit because of his colour; B). an annoying little cunt; and C) black

It’s All Quiet up her Western Cunt lol

Drew, you stupid booze addled prat. One can only assume when you penned this, not only were you pissed out your fucking skull (as usual) but possibly inhaling kerosene fumes during one of you boiler tinkering sessions? We all know you’re not keen on uncle ape as he rattles your cage after most of your inane posts. Call him a chopper flying, bean eating, garden shitting shower tosser by all means (he is, by his own admission), but not a nonce. Save that for smoking out the real beasts and getting a ban that’s worth it.

Gyps: Aliens is one of my absolute favourite films. It truly is a sci fi-action-horror classic. It’s perfect in every way. I’m pretty sure you feel the same- you quote it at least once a week

Demolition Man is one of Slys best Great action and doesn’t take itself seriously. 99% of Hollywoods output is utter shite these days; watched by children and written by children

You’re a total cunt Panzy, but you’re our total cunt. Don’t ever change you one eyed Brit bashing, back door smashing, sax playing, unrepentant spud coon

Good work Ras, this cunt and his hopeless attempts here were really starting to get on my tit ends, and everyone else’s. I did the same a few weeks ago to the equally thick as shite, horrible suburban twat; a few posts and the silly cunt happily revealed his vile character and beast like qualities. Hounding newbies and undesirables into a shit flinging meltdown used to be the national sport here. We’ll done for keeping it up. Who’s next?

Spot on, and a fantastic example of the proper kind of cunting and his place needs. Any junior punters should take note

Don’t encourage him Panzy, he spouts enough rubbish without you joining in some idiot frotting party That said, he’s clearly thick as a pig shit stained scaffold plank, therefore you’ll feel his intellectual superior during your hilarious bouts of banter

Holy fuck!

On topic, all of the mentions here are worthy and have been the vinegar stroke fantasies of several generations of non poof males (Frank not included) Jane Seymour’s tits were a force of nature and I bet old Roge had to strap his cock down for their scenes. Brit Ekland, although being a shite actress, was pure heaven to look at-again Moore, the lucky bastard, must have had a raging boner well into old age just thinking about her and the other weapons grade clunge he got to sniff. However, Olga Kurylenko in Quantum of Solace, get my vote and love custard, in vast quantities.

Lol Frank being back scuttled by oddjob whilst sucking off Jaws. I bet the dirty cunt would probably go for Nick Nack, for obvious reasons

You fucking child. Film yourself jumping into the bath with the toaster, and I'll give it a like.

Snake Plissken missed a trick not getting his hands one those magnificent tittys

Snotty, you're alive!

If only…. There’s no fucking way QCF would rock up again without swinging his dick around and proclaiming the second coming of Christ Covid surely did for him like many other fattys. Plus the booze and coke

I’ve just seen a feature on Al Jazeria about how the hordes of sub Saharan “refugees” are treated in Tunisia. Essentially, the natives are sick of these filthy fucking cunts diluting their country with their expensive clothes, brand new smartphones and desire to cross the med for humanitarian reasons. Fortunately for Europe, the Tunisian way of dealing with them is to knock seven Bell to shite out of them (police and pissed of natives) then stick the cunts on plane back to the Congo. If only our government had the balls to do the same.

I’m all up for vaporising the chinks, most of the umbongos and of course the rag heads, but let’s not leave out the Russians. I’d hold fire on some of the curry wallahs and other 3rd world johnies. We’ll need some poor cunts to knock out our consumable shite for 50p a day.

A million sailors have cum on his

Probably because the fat queer arse fucker has ate most of them. With chips

Whenever you leave your bed frank, you have to climb over at least one black man

When comparing biomass on earth of humans to large wild animals, we outweigh them by 24 times.

Some stupid cunts have unveiled a proposal to build a bridge across The Wash so local inbreds like Neil and Decs can save themselves a 2 hour round trip to rape some equally inbred yokels (or sheep) in Lincolnshire. Just fuck right off wankers. Said wankers plan an 11-mile barrage to generate tidal energy and protect homes and businesses from flooding. The project would also include a dual carriageway, container port and could create 1,200 jobs, said the wankers. I don’t think I need to spell out the destruction to a huge marine ecosystem this will bring. And of course the good old BBC reported it with zeal, without a single searching question as to the obvious opposition and environmental damage it would cause, leading to a ‘barrage’ of complaints. I hope those who propose this have their eyes pecked out by a 1000 curlews, then get arse raped to death by aforementioned Norfolk Deliverance types