Stubby Pecker

Nice to see all the brave men went up on deck where is was safer and with a nice breeze and the women and children were locked below decks....

Both of which I’d love to smash over your stupid fucking head before dragging you to some kind of special police/RSPCA unit to answer for your vile scat related crimes

Good fucking god man, imagine Roops with a therapist. Give it 10 mins the poor cunt would be in tears as the insufferable hag tore them to pieces, told them how their technique was as wrong and how they should leave it to the experts.

I’d imagine being the first port of call for many a dingy traveler, the price of ho’s is very reasonable. Plus, dumping the body on the beach with a bit of seaweed strategically placed, the wop cops would assume another wash up. Whats the Fiat equivalent of a Bedford Rascal?

The average wop loved old Sylvia. To a grease ball, they believed his promises of utopia time and again even when they failed to materialize, the thick cunts. I guess controlling the papers and TV helped a bit. Most Italian blokes probably respected the dirty old cunt for bunga bunga fucking anything with a pulse, and of course filling his government with hotties.

DC claims to have been knuckle deep in some VIP clunge but I bet the dirty old cunt would jump at the chance to go camel fisting in the land of tge sand people

On the Shamima Begum thread, I suggested we don't want these ISIS cunt back in our county for this very reason. "I'm sure the hand wringing of the lefties will start when she wonders into a primary school and starts stabbing the reception kids" or something along those lines. And fuck me, its come to pass in a horrible and, as a parent, genuinely upsetting way. How does one tell if their interpretation of Islam is one of peace and kindness, or a hate filled ideology of death to all infidels including babies in pushchairs? The answer is, you can't. The only logical way is complete segregation from this religion in order to keep everyone safe. Nuking the Middle East would be a good start.

It'll be Mo, or more likely another pace bowler to come in for the injured Leach. I'm a big fan of Mo and I hope our quickies can get into the Aussies before comes on. If thats the case I've got no problem with them have a good swipe at his gentle offies, as they'll more than likely miss it or it'll go straight up the air. If Stokes really is fucked it would be nice to get Wood into the team to really stick it up the cunts with pure pace. To be fair, I'd feel more confident with him opening the batting rather that the flat footed wafter Crawley. Watching the WTC final, I'm hoping for a few broken fingers or arms (or in Warner and Smiths case, skulls), and looking at the state of the oval wicket and how many of the curry wallahs coped nasty blows, my dreams might come true.

Please don't butt into this pointless argument panz. Let the the pair of cunts destroy themselves. I'm going for an ulcer for Roops and possible brain haemorrhage for Ulster Bill

Drew your pissed up wanker, if you'd spent a mere 6 months of your life off the grog, you'd have no doubt saved enough cash to buy your wretched bungalow off South Norfolk District Council 10 times over. However, you'd have to have gotten off your lazy arse to cut the grass and actually paid for some indoor renovations rather than having some poor cunts come in every couple of years to remove the piss and vomit stained décor you call home.

Thanks Sid I’ve been watching your progress and I like the cut of your jib young man. Don’t fuck it up

Try developing the sense of humour you daft bat. Surely hanging out with Eddie and listening to his bullshit, you need a little light relief

The greasy Greek stickman has been very quiet of late. No doubt glued to the screen monitoring events in Portugal, selection of fake passports in hand and ready to burn down his shabby bedsit and scarper at a moments notice.

I’ve just discovered this cunt on the news and it’s fair to say his pranking days are over. I’ve much respect for the people he did film on his prattish adventures for not strangling the silly little sambo cunt and his camera man and thus finding themselves in deep shit. It’s only a matter of time before a disgruntled victim catches up with him or he get locked up for proper. I’m sure his fellow inmates will take turns tearing him a new arsehole, both literally and metaphorically

Go on Snowy, fucking finish her…

This classic was clearly penned ex CC regular and nutcase 'evansabove. He was mental, prone to shit flinging meltdowns and fucking hated frank more than all of us put together, which is obviously a lot.

Well summed up. Foakes must be fucking fuming but I can see why they've left him out. If Crawleys dropped, like anyone with a basic understanding of cricket would suggest happens, then one of Pope, Root, Brook, YJB or Stokes will have to open, and I can't see any of them queuing up for this one. I can honestly see Crawley making a huge score against the pop gun paddy attack thus cementing his place in the side for the whole ashes where he'll average about 12.3. There's a possibility Stokes will open as he's got a solid technique and it might stop him batting like a total cunt, trying to smack everything for 6. I still think we'll win but its worrying many of our batsman haven't hit a red ball since or last outing against the kiwis yet it seems all the counties are happy to give the entire Aussie squad as much warm up games as they want.

is it; 1) Franks wig that detached itself from his liver spotted bonce during an all man skinny dipping season? 2) Part of Mings great hairy biff floating to the surface after a long needed disposal attempt 3) One of Frank holiday snaps from the Algarve region of Portugal circa 2007?