Neil

Sore Arsehole Definitely Stinging

I would gladly kick this fucking freak in the cock/cunt until he bleeds out.

Looks like the back of my van on a friday night

Seaman Stains

Watch 'The Vatican Girl' on Netflix, the dirty cunts have been at it since the dawn of time and hide behind the church. Fucking brain washing as bad as the ragheads and yet we seemingly ignore it. Fuck the church,fuck Jesus and fuck God.

And as bad as Steve Bruce when it comes to nepotism. Useless cunt will be back though,look at Dean Smith and Frank Lampard, both abject failures and given plum jobs. A fool and his money are easily parted.

Cue John Barnes,Les Ferdinand et al, How dare Reading FC sack Paul Ince,the fact that theyre heading for relegation is not the reason. It's just because of the colour of his skin,the racist fucking bastards!

Not me,fuck that. I'm waiting for the Grim Reaper to put me out of my misery. The world is fucked and full of cunts.

I'll 2nd that

Jeez,that's a challenging wank

This one might be a good read

Fucking hell! Have you seen the other titles on Amazon?....My Shadow Is Pink,My Boy The Princess,She's My Dad,The Drag Queens Hips Go Swish,Swish,Swish.These cunts,authors and publishers need flailing alive. Why the fuck aren't these people arrested and put on a register the filthy fucking pervert cunts.

It's amazing how these people who promote 'body positivity ' have the body like a sack full of marbles, mis-shaped and highly unattractive. All I know when I look at these cunts is that I positively wouldn't fuck 'em if they were the last cunt on earth.

Back in the day I'd have ridden her like a fucking National winner but she has morphed into a fucking gargoyle of a cunt.

This freaky cunt is turning up everywhere at the moment, Can't Paul O'grady request a companion for his final journey?

Some poor cunt whilst out shopping has a heart attack but manages to phone an ambulance to tell them and that he's in an Aldi car park in Norwich. 5 hours later the ambulance arrives to find him dead in his car. Two things to glean from this, the NHS is absolutely fucking fucked and if you're gonna croak it when your shopping then go to Waitrose as there's more chance that they might give a shit.

Let's hope Timmy on hearing that his brother has disowned him wreaks revenge by giving up a story on 'Phillip the wrong un' and that they both end up in the prison showers with Big Leroy from C wing up to his nuts in guts.

I assume this is 'men' and 'viagra' and you referring to a normal friday night behind the snooker hall ?

I assume you'll be the one in the wheelchair?

He's gone Frank, a victim of old Black Shuck I heard. Hopefully it was a slow painful death.

I can't be a stud AND an academic ffs!

Ok, here goes. When I was younger I used to go round the house of a dirty fucking Milf when her old man was at work. She was fucking disgusting in bed, she liked me to do her up the arse and then suck my dick when it looked like a melting flake straight after pulling out of her butt. After we'd shagged in every possible hole and position she'd run a shower and I had to stand on the edge of the bath and piss all over her till she puked. This went on for ages till one day I noticed a cum stained judo suit hanging on her sons door, " oh that's my son" she said," the filthy little perv wanks into it every night and it's as crusty as paper mache model". She then told me how she hated the little cunt so much that she couldn't wait for him to fucking leave home although she was worried that one day the filthy fucking beast would be on the sex register. I fucked her daughter too. The End

Perhaps they could ferry him along the coast to Brighton, he can sow his bender seed and hopefully give bad aids to all the other cock smokers.

He was good in Jurassic Park though