Eddie

I’m sure she would be horrified to hear it.

Of course he does, it’s not like he has a job to go to and friends to see, it’s just him and mother…. all day every day.

Bitty?

100% the non-entity, hurtful.

Beast, god knows I love you but go to bed, you’re coming over all Carl sway.

I’ve had a word with roops, you are on very thin ice, keep your head down or you’re history, you’ve been Warned.

Carl, hand on heart you must realise, you are by a county mile, the thickest weirdo the corner has ever seen. A short arse pervert, who has experienced yet another lonely Christmas sharing a Turkey roll with mother. The highlight of the festivities asking mummy for bitty to wash down the discount Lidl pud. I hope you choke on her long hairy nipple. Everyone wants you dead.

Well said, the media has created an almost unchallengeable, God like status out of these talentless, juvenile word rhyming simpletons. Black culture is in general a crass, aggressive, violent and tribal existence, which is now ‘cool’ out to exploit old whitey at any opportunity.

Will you just fuck off.

I won’t tell you what happened to me after I watched brokeback mountain.

French man sparks hospital evacuation with WWI bomb in his rectum, Well is it out yet?

Much too young…

Bbc represents everything that’s wrong in modern day Britain.

Americans annoying?

The government have instructed that a deal is not to be met, and to let them strike, I like him, sod the billionaires in power, up the workers!

Are you calling ‘long beard’?

Which lads, the subs on the French bench?

Thank fuck you smelly fuckers beat us, can you imagine sir woke Southgate and his team of knee taking wankers actually lifting the World Cup, kill me now

This is slightly more disturbing than Apes ‘power shower wank’

Elf on a shelf, or a nurse on a futon, either way get fucked yourself, happy Christmas

Paul bought heather a plane for Christmas… and for the other leg a razor. Fuck right off

Pen, I’ve never met a white man with dreadlocks who isn’t a total bellend, great nom.

What are you on about Neil?

Harping on negatively about the uk at every opportunity, like a woman scored…

Only with a stun gun…