Eddie

the judge has got a chubby

that's given me a chubby

as long as your not teaching them to fly luke...

exactly why women should not be allowed to drive, Saudi Arabia have it bang on.

i am not cyclist so could be wrong but 3 cogs x 9 cogs = 27 gears ?

Didn't know anything about it gov , honest, well it worked for Rebekah Brooks, the ginger slag

pile of shit

faith brown...

The Archbishop of Canterbury has offered a cottage in his grounds to refugees, another cunt jumping on the bandwagon. Must be nice to have a spare cottage in your grounds in the first place, never crossed his mind to give it to a family on the waiting list for housing, or to a homeless person. Of course it didn't, that's not the trendy thing to do, reminds me of the ' i want a brown baby' sketch by Harry Enfield.However as he works for the Church the offer of a cottage in his woods may mean something entirely different.

and i thought jim royle was fictional

Why rugby is shit. 1.rugby Union played by gay public schoolboys, League played by Northerners 2. Rugby players are poofs who never challenge the referee, not like the real men pro footballers 3. Rugby post match lad culture is definitely based around homosexual activities, drinking beer out of each others arse cracks etc, such activities picked up at private boarding schools. 4. Boris Johnson / the royal family are big rugby fans. 5. The supporters who can afford to go to Twickenham work in financial markets and work for unethical law firms, the sort of people that caused the financial melt down, however were not at all affected by it at all. 6. Egg chasing is boring to watch and has taken over the tv, cunts who have never ever mentioned rugby before, now can't talk of anything else.

i have never heard of a penis refered to as an arachnid, thats a new one on me.

99% of you Northerners give the rest a bad name

not a brilliant rant 7/10

Corbyn had an affair with Diane Abbott in the 70's, thank Christ they didn't have children

i will start it off 1. eerrrrr,shit.

The staffodshire bull terror fails to even make it into the top 10 of dogs most likely to attack. This, even with some owners encouraging bad behavior in their pet. I would also gamble on the same owners having unruly cunt children, in both cases it's the parents / owners at fault. Pit bulls on the other hand, top the dangerous dog list, and are total cunts.

scotty, sarcasm at its very,vey best...

Owners of high risk or dangerous dogs such as staffies or pit bulls are likely criminals. A Study has shown high risk dog owners had nearly 10 times more criminal convictions than other dog owners. High risk dog owners were 6.8 times more likely to be convicted of an aggressive crime, 2.8 times more likely to have carried out a crime involving children, 2.4 times more likely to have perpetrated domestic violence, and 5.4 times more likely to have an alcohol related conviction when compared to low risk dog owners. So most people that do own these dogs are cunts, just in case you have never noticed the link.

best not work the door at a jeremy corbyn meeting then.

steve wright ran the white horse pub in chislehurst , a pub i used most weekends, just saying...

beautiful.

at least leave me Benjamin Netanyahu and the welsh to hate...

its the rucksacks with little wires coming out of the bottom that you should keep clear of.

As Corbyn is consistently anti-Israel, I wonder how the media will welcome his appointment.