More worryingly, why would an "adult" spend so much of his life on a strange little Internet forum, pretending to be something he's clearly isn't, whilst playing out his twisted homosexual fantasies? Fucking beats me.
Fuck off.
Until you've witnessed Profb, you'll never know just how fucking thick a "person" can be. However, to give you a taster, have a read of some Panzy or Monumental posts, and apply a large scaling factor.