Frank

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

Frank I am looking at retirement in Ko Samui,  you have to renew yearly which is a pain, are the lady boys worth the inconvenience? 

I'm still looking at that 8k 168cm JLD pic that appears to be hung in a dwarfs care home. I'll come back to you. 

8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What are you on about, Frank? I'm doing ok for 'Moron' as you put it, with a like to post ratio similar to yourself... A corner member for a decade or so and the self proclaimed 'Best on here'. First you're @ing me to come back as you clearly missed my wit, banter and put downs, you then go off on your usual 'Your'e not good enough' routine... You'll be telling me you 'Like me... a lot' next. Lol. 

Change the record, you narcissistic, senile old poofter. 

PS Do not use the word 'Moron' ever again here, you're not American and I won't tolerate it. Do you understand?

I want you here because I desperately miss the easy targets of yesteryear. It’s that old feeling of winning a goldfish at Hampstead Fair. Welcome back, Raasters. 

5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Barbecue and I go way way back, RK. It's time for another revolution in Haiti... I went back there for a while l, spent some time on the frontline but they realised I was too important to potentially lose, hence me coming back to the UK to secure funding and help at the Haitian embassy... Pop in for a spliff and pint of rum if you're passing by. We don't bother with tea, coffee and biscuits. 

7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Shut up you cunt. 

It’s not surprising that your like-to-post ratio has dipped below 50%. I told you from the outset that you’re not good enough for these pages, and that ratio speaks volumes. Moron. 

8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I fingered that Jenny Bond, mid-80’s. Spotless but a tad-musty, she left me with  a sort of yeasty yellow nail debris, if you get me, Doc? Post-coital, we chatted…pillow-talk if you will. Even she didnt bang on about the Royals like you do you fucking pound-shop Nicholas fucking Witchell cunt.

Sloppy grammar and punctuation.. cluttered text with the usual hyphen abuse. You always appear to try too hard when engaging with LCS. Slow down. Idiot. 

41 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

He is what Earl of Punkape always wanted to be. (I meant the other way round🤔) 

H, I’ve desperately tried to like you. I’m sorry, it’s been over a year and I can tell you now.. you’re not for me. What would it take to persuade you to leave?

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

He is not as clever as @Roadkill.

That’s probably true, but I don’t think the boy has a pot to piss in. Animating creepy little faggot. 

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You’re bored sssshhhitless 

Procrastinating, Ed. I’ve got to put together the service charge accounts on a block of flats full of chinks. There’s fuck all in it and I don’t want to do it. What do you suggest? 

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

On here from morning to the lonely late night club, are you housebound with the cancer? 

F ff fffffff ffffrrrr fra fra fra fra fffffff France!

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That little edit suggests a lack of confidence in your original statement.

Not really. I made it up and then realised that you are in fact my biggest supporter. I like you, Eric.. a lot. You’re not afraid to call a spade a spade. 

The site doesn’t have a built-in tracker. Stop logging in and out like a yo-yo. 

46 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

If I had Pen liking my every utterance on here, I’d seriously consider leaving and/or suicide. A troll, trolling a troll…wanker.

We’re all wankers to someone, DC. I’ll be topping the leaderboard come Monday, and it’s down to the fact that I know what I’m doing. On this current run, I think you’ll find that EC is my biggest fan. True. 

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

 

 

“I've allowed you a free hand to troll these pages for the past couple of years, without restraint. Those days are over.”  Remember posting this, idiot? When can I expect my activities to be curtailed then, you silly old poof?

Ape, no one likes a bully. You've learnt to look after yourself on these pages over the years, and while it's agreed that you're no wordsmith, allowing King Billy to continue to shit in your mouth doesn't sit well with me. Show some heart you defenceless fucking gimp. 

On 12/03/2024 at 15:14, Stuart said:

Totally agree there is no bigger cunt than henry cole, someone needs to slap him square in the jaw

Fucking annoying 

 

Stu, he’s come a long way since the OP posted this almost ten years ago. What on earth has he done now!?

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How do you wank a flea?

Typo. I missed the bag after flea… fleabag. I have a soft spot for RK, but I’ve always pictured him as some sort of unwashed, undernourished, academic insect. 

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Oh the fucking irony…

Well observed. Poor old DC.. always two steps behind. 

21 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You obviously think she'd like a shit sniffing, eating and collecting, never had a girlfriend cunt like you then. Lol. 

It's makes me laugh how obsessed you are, literally replying to every post I make. 

You big fucking girl and faggot to boot. 

Fuck off. 

23 posts in since your return and still no whiff of the leaderboard, you dopey fucking cunt. 

Lol lol lolz. 

38 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ve more or less given up on wasting much more of my Sunday afternoons this year watching exactly the same shit as the Sunday before.

 

Considering the opening two races this season have been held on a Saturday, you might consider getting your thick bullshitting toothless nut the fuck off my thread. 

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Keep out of it, Frank. I warned you yesterday, F1 is corrupt but not as corrupt as Cunts Corner which allows you to post your diatribe because of your pink pound donations. 

Stupid old poofter. 

 

Clarkson sums it up and I wanted to slip the vid in before that little F1 flea wanker Roadkill tapped out five paragraphs of trite. 

Any sports related matters to go through me, please. 

47 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

In 1986-87 (Williams), and more so in 1988-89 (McLaren), the dominance of one team really came about – the difference then being Mansell & Piquet, and thereafter Senna & Prost, were evenly matched, each becoming all-time greats and world champions in their careers, sharing manufacturer upgrades at the same time.

Not so with Red Bull, whose Dutch dominance last season was arguably the most boring ever, harking back to the procession that was Schumacher at Ferrari in the 90s and early noughties.

Why can't the FIA create more of a level playing field before the sport loses even more 'old time' fans? What might be a good way forward @Roadkill @Old Chap Raasclaat @Dyslexic cnut @King Billy @southerncunt? I can't believe one man – Adrian Newey – who helped create a similar one-driver bias with Vettel over Webber, can make this much of a difference to one sport. I know F1 is supposed to be the pinnacle of technology in which designers create templates for their road cars (Mercedes a good example), but the sport is getting beyond a joke.

11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Blimey, I've only been back 5 minutes and you're already quoting and @ing me like some obsessive weirdo, I reckon you're the most despised member on here and I'm sure you really want to stop posting here but stick around to show you're not defeated. You were defeated ages ago and I'll leave you to carry on quoting and @ing @Decimus, @Wolfie myself and others thus demonstrating you have nothing else to offer. 

Eat some more shit. Lol. 

 

 

If it wasn’t for H, and, and that entitled little fella, you’d be staring at an empty page. You’re thicker than KB and nobody wants you here. 

7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m honoured you’ve come out of apparent semi-retirement to interject here, even if the interjection is to stereotypically cling to whatever you’ve read in The Telegraph editorial that morning. I don’t know if PR features in your list of many skills, and by PR I mean Public Relations, not any dubiously-acquired erotic skills you might have with latex gloves (removing a wedding ring is preferable here).

The media machine at Kensington Palace has clearly made an utter balls of this whole narrative, and even a retarded toddler would appreciate releasing a ring-less picture against a background of weeks of fevered speculation might be unwise, even if she’d just popped the sparkler on the windowsill to do the washing up, as all domestic goddesses might.  

However, true to form, the debate has now moved on, with the news that renowned Bacofoil-wearers the Associated Press have spiked the image on the basis it has been manipulated at source. I wonder how your formidable brain will deal with this inconvenient truth? I mean, it couldn’t possibly be the case that you’re being lied to, could it?

Lucid enough for you, sweetheart?

What on earth is going on, LCS..

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Frank, I'm dying, and nobody gives a shit.

12 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Don’t punch yourself…let others do it for you.

I’m going leave you with this.. Coleman Hawkins ‘love song from apache’. Good night, Spotter. 

On 03/10/2023 at 22:44, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m done here, Frank. Take a look at today’s posts. It’s depressing. You’ll never see me here again.

Idiot.