Eric Cuntman

Oh. That's actually well hard. Harold has turned on me like a little snakey cunty snake and made me look a cunt for showing him kindness. I hope you kick his Fallopian tubes out of his arsehole.

Poof.

Fuck off.

I'm not convinced that you're taking the training seriously. I noticed a tv programme on earlier called 'Eddie Eats Christmas'.

oooh... Diana. I'll always have the image of her, demonstrating her deepthroating skills on a guinea pig.

She's probably dead but they won't announce it because it wasn't Covid. Philip's probably gone senile and shredded the old bitch with a blunderbuss.

I would have thought it was a necessity for living wedged between Peckham and Brixton. The dogs will protect you from things that rhyme with 'dogs'.

Fuckin knew it.

He had sex with Roadkill? That explains why he's been quiet lately.

Look at the leaders from around the world, still cunts, but at least most of them can dress themselves and operate a comb or hairbrush. And then we have the idiot honey monster, and the Americans have their own fat cretin with ridiculous hair. those superpower summits must play out like a particularly bad episode of the 'Banana Splitz'.

He looks like he keeps string, a penknife and a catapult in his pockets. I've come to genuinely despise the inbred Buffoon.

See what you did there.

She lives in Devon, ergo, she must have a Jack Russell. Every cunt in Devon has a Jack Russell. It's a bylaw or something.

Another reference to my mother?

The one with talent, Matt Horne, was sidelined in favour of pushing this fat fucking wanker into the limelight. Horne was superb in The Catherine Tate show, and not a bad straight actor. Patrick Stewart should've just come out with it, and called him a useless fat cunt at that awards ceremony.

Out of likes. Qualitah

Has she seen 'Romper Stomper' yet?

Or it might just be that you're a stupid fucking cunt.

But it's ok to cast a black actress as Anne Boleyn? The fucking minorities are professional hypocrites. They claim that black actors should be given the roles of white historical figures, because 'they're actors and skin colour doesn't come into it'. So it would be ok for Bruce Willis to portray Malcolm X? No? Oh, so skin colour does come into it? But even asking those type of questions is 'racist'.

What?

The motto of The George Raft Institute For Genetic Research And Cloning.

In his day, he was a much better frontman than Sammy Hagar. I still have 'Yankee Rose' on in the car sometimes.

I've tried to stick up for him and bring him into the fold. He can go fuck himself from this point forward. And yes, it was a Bates Motel joke alluding to Harold being a bit of a looney. Bollocks to him. Open season on the spacker lads.

He's probably taking advantage of both inclusivity culture and the Covid debacle simultaneously. He's working as a Covid Marshall, whirring along in his mobility scooter, waving a clipboard, blowing a whistle and flicking on the blue flashing light when he's in 'hot pursuit' of a 'perp'. The stupid fucking Davros cunt.

'Raging Bullshit'