Eric Cuntman

Exactly. All we really know is what we've been told by professional liars, therefore irrelevant. Even more irrelevant now that we have a government who can change and create laws at a whim, thanks to them invoking emergency powers on the back of a crisis that turned out to be more of a hiccup.

It would still be funny if every 'Junior G-Man' economist would shut the fuck up about Brexit...

I'm terribly sorry to be pedantic, but it was me who gently enquired as to why he was watching children in a paddling pool. I think you were more subtle and merely accused him of being a 'baby fucking nonce'.

The Weimaraner years.

Yes. By your relatives, you filthy Scouse cunt.

When I do this one, I leave a space after the ellipsis. Just sayin.

I need a hug.

Is that what happened to your mate Curtis Warren? Do you fantasise about knowing any other gangsters? Try telling us that you went to school with the Kray twins. Did Ronnie ever bum you?

I'm the best on here.

Have you seen that other newbie, OC Raasclaat? He's got potential.

It's a simple format W&D. You get 5 barely realistic, orange sex dolls. Sit them on deckchairs and wait for a black 'personal trainer' with an IQ of 23 to come along and fuck one of them.

p.s Would you mind changing your avatar? At a glance it looks like @Eddie's or someone else who's relevant. Thanks.

Would you like a signed photo?

Time to evacuate the Shaolin temple.

The odd exception. Weary & Disgusted was a class act from day one.

Or the 'beheader'. Here's hoping.

I knew all along that you were Kaiser Sose.

I don't think he should have been trained or advised on the terminology that's acceptable to use in reference to black people. It wouldn't make any difference. They tell us which words they find acceptable, so we start to use those words, then they immediately change their minds and decide those words are now racist. They have one agenda. Whitey bashing. Give it time and they'll start complaining that white people 'taking the knee' is patronising and therefore racist. They won't be happy until Caucasians are extinct.

"Guv, reports coming in of rioting and looting in Hackney!" "Never mind that Constable Dimbleby... Shamiqua from Brixton has been 'looked at funny' by a white man on a bus. Scramble the helicopter!"

I'm sure some of their delivery drivers supplement their income by doing just that.

Stop name-dropping me every 2 minutes then. Creepy little starstruck fucking stalker.

Eric Burdon

Just dab it on your arsehole and wait for him to push it up. Where there's a willy there's a way.

Shut up now you stupid fucking cunt.

BREAKING NEWS: I've just seen a television advert featuring only white people. It was for 'Febreze'. If you're a dirty fucking cunt that doesn't clean your house and instead, masks the stench with an aerosol can, you must be white.