Eric Cuntman
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Treadgold's baby. Lol.
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Probably not. Everyone else is struggling.
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Yes he can. He just got an Eric like. The gold standard. (except when I'm farming)
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A pernicious one?
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What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Oojanikabolokov.
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It looks like a textbook case of Supercalifragelisticexpialidocious Antidisestablishmentarianism to me.
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I think he's a black cab driver. I bet he's got one of those Jewtooth headsets.
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I wonder if the frying pan that Pauline battered Arthur with when she caught him shagging Mrs Hewitt, is available on eBay. And the ashtray that him out of Spandau Ballet killed that bird with.
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As far as Bill Treacher anecdotes go, this is right up there with the best of them.
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Gee Ralph. I just bet that Andy would sure love to go fishing with you.
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The comparison picture with Alan Bennett was spot on.
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On the right, the woman he'd like to fuck. And on the left, the woman he's got half a chance of fucking. What a basin-headed, Peter Griffin looking, massive fucking twat.
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Swinson's not much to look at, but in that relationship, she would be considered the 'hot one'. Perky set of bongos mind. I wonder if Max Clifford ever tried to finger Antonia DeSancha in his office.
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I think he should hire a midget for the next one and dress it the same as him. Like Dr Fliddy and Mini-Flid.
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Are you drunk? That's withers you're addressing. The only thing he hits is the big orange button, marked 'NURSE'.
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"Well, I don't know Swiss, you don't see Dickie Attenborough directing adverts for Lidl." "Lidl?" "You know, it's like a supermarket for pikeys"
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He's got a bit of a David Mellor look about him.
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Silly minkey. A silly chimpanzee minkey.
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Prefer a linisher. Unless it's a hollow ground blade.
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Good call Bilbo. I hadn't heard of him. But rest assured, if he ever turns up at my house, swinging on the front gate, throwing crisp packets on the garden, and shouting obscenities at the neighbours, I'm going to put 2 in his nut. The fucking queer cunt.
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She was a fireman on Stephenson's Rocket. She was paid in coal.
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No. It's judge. About to enter the players tunnel at The Valley.. Vroom-Vroom Wheeeeeeeee!
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Did you know that Decs once had a hilarious multi, called Terry Tibbs and I think, your avatar? I thought he'd been resurrected until I saw your username.
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting.
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oooh, me fuckin Nurembergs.
