Eric Cuntman

Bollocks. That'll learn me to read everything before quoting.

Sir Les Patterson.. The greatest prime minister you never had.

I bet Bobby George is better at maths than you. He didn't go to school. Lol

Agreed. I know fuck all about cricket, but comparing privileged cunts, to working class cunts in sport, is like comparing Shaun Murphy to Ronnie O'Sullivan. One was taught to play Beethoven on a piano, the other was taught how to saw the barrels off a shotgun. Who's fucking laughing now, posh cunts?

It is generally most famous for a character called 'Rupert'.

Peter Duncan put it in and jiggled it a bit in that Flash Gordon film.. These things never end well.

Or a fucking tree. Which condemned us all to wishy-washy fuckin democracy (doesn't exist) Athenian cunts.

I hope you appreciate the number of likes I've potentially sacrificed by honouring your wishes, and not sending him into meltdown last night, when let's face it, he was on the verge of the biggest meltdown since the curator at Madame Tussaud's found out about Operation Yewtree.

Someone had to keep an eye on Magnum P.I.

"Hypothetical situation huh.. Alright, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs Grey there propositions me. She says that if I come home with her, for $5, she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony..."

I googled her. She was the original Christine Cagney, in the pilot for Cagney & Lacey. Tyne Daly was the only one who ever played the annoying, sweaty, pregnant one.

Loretta Swit had quite a nice arse didn't she. Pity about the bark stripper mouth. I only remember her doing one other thing. Some shit horror film called 'Race With The Devil'. Peter Fonda was in it.

Thieving cunt. I used 'sink plunger' 2 days ago. In a literary sense Gyps, before you do a plumbing joke and get your coat.

Comparing any other website to Cunts Corner, is like comparing Bhad Bhabie to Mozart.

It was probably during your LSD phase, you were trying to fuck someone's allotment.

Alcoholism.

"Come on boy. You wanna spend the day with your family, or hang around with a pack of wankers?"

Brilliant. Did you think Talby, surfing to his death on a bit of junk was a bit 'shark jumpy'?

Might have been Stickers fucking about with another multi, and getting caught again. We will never know.

'Mini-Me! Stop humping the giant laser!'

Reported for implying that my grandad had peculiar romantic interests. only joking.

What's a St. Helens? He was an engineer, flight trained and cleared for post-repair test flights. Not signed off for combat flying thanks to an eye injury, the result of a bird-strike in the open cockpit days of the R.F.C. Apparently, Douglas Bader was very much a cunt. Gramps spent some time at Biggin hill, and the in joke at the time was... 'when are the hangar doors being widened so that Bader can fit his fucking head through them.'

My Grandad drove one of them in world war 2.

I'm sorry RK, but the self perceived level of victimhood from this cunt is staggering. "Roops doesn't like me either" fucking crybaby.

You are genuinely deluded. I never use 'movie', (you're the cunt who wants to Sniff Mark Gastineau's jockstrap) I haven't donated to the site because I'm a peasant. And I have never called you a paedophile. Im not fucking about now, you have a problem with interpreting reality. You become obsessed and convinced that you alone can see the truth, and the motives. You live in a fantasy bubble. I imagine you will find something in this post that is 'secret code' for calling you a paedo. You're beyond reasoning with. Pointless. Let's just not speak to each other.