Eric Cuntman

Dreadful. I don't know if anyone's mentioned it, but you're really making a complete cunt of yourself here.

That'll be your little, beady, piggy eyes.

Perturbed.

No, I really can't summon the enthusiasm. Sorry.

And you're only here by the grace of the protection afforded to you by admin. If they let @'eavensabove off the leash, you'd be absolutely fucked.

Neil, you're a sick fucking pervert. But you do make me laugh.

Frank. The only reason you continue to exist here, is because I allow it to be so. Just saying.

I'm fully aboard with this. Cushions are the devil's way of telling you that some cunt in your house is an insecure snowflake.

They're obsessed with that shit, and rarely accept your proposal that the five year old tobacco stained paint on the ceiling, is actually, 'quite a nice shade of ochre'.

What the fuck ever happened to Mick Brown?

You eat fruit? You're not Scottish, you fucking charlatan.

No, my heart still belonged to Sally James.

Keep up.

You did Tommy, you nicked the jam out of his doughnut.

Game for a laugh. With beadle and Sarah Kennedy and the other 2 cunts.

I'm not. I had to google it. Desmond the barber was in it.

Delbert, the wannabe bad boy gangsta. Algernon Razzmatazz, the woolly hat wearing Rastafarian. And Lenny, the man who complains about the stereotyping of black people. The thick fucking cunt.

His stamina is astounding. Surely he must have worn out the bore of his custard cannon.

You had to mention root vegetables didn't you.. .. Now we have months of radish avatars and stark warnings on the evils of Chinese Mooli. We may have to distract him with banana Nesquik to bring him out of it.

Personally, I love @Alfred Noakes avatar. It would be absolutely splendid, wedged into a 12 inch length(steady Punkape) of buttered french loaf, with a soupçon of brown sauce. Anyone that doesn't want to eat that is either a Jew, a Muslim or some other kind of delusional freak.

Virgin

You fuckin copied off me again. You're well out of order.

Worth a try though. Seriously though, if you get the chance, Tazer yourself. It's quite an experience. (Go for a piss first)

Ah, but I finished it an posted it before you posted your one, which means I win an everyone knows you copied off me.

Beat you to it. Ha!!