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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Eric Cuntman
    Do you wear tissue boxes as slippers? That’s how to live like Howie.
  2. Eric Cuntman
    You’re supposed to take the pills when the nurse gives them to you. Not hide them behind the padded wall of your secure unit and binge the fucking lot on Sunday morning.
  3. Eric Cuntman
    Fucking hell.
  4. Eric Cuntman
    No.
  5. Eric Cuntman
    Never say ****** again. It’s the best of the bunch, and Mrs Roops deletes it every time I roll it out. Even as above with the offensive word completely asterisked. She’ll fucking do it again.
  6. Eric Cuntman
    I’d quite like to see what a beehive flechette round would do to an inflatable boat full of bearded shitcunts.
  7. Eric Cuntman
    Away
  8. Eric Cuntman
    A blatant set-up. It identifies as a boy but demands to be included in a girls competition. As soon as it’s accepted it starts screaming that it’s been ‘misgendered’ or whatever buzzword has reached the top of the victimhood parade this week. Any amount of common sense or reason applied to the situation will be decried as bigotry and prejudice. Because common sense and reason have been reclassified as hate crimes in order to protect perverts, deviants and low IQ third world filth. Fuck this utopia for savages and born wrong perverts. We should’ve listened to Enoch.
  9. Eric Cuntman
    You’re much closer to Sheffield than most of us. You’ll have first pickings of the radioactive sheep guts. Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
  10. Eric Cuntman
    I’m surprised they’re not handling it in the traditional manner. Don’t say a word and every time they get taken to hospital for chemo, tell the press that they swallowed a fish bone.
  11. Eric Cuntman
    Yeah, but I was right about the Will Graham bit.
  12. Eric Cuntman
    Frank buggers off when he gets bored. He doesn’t get upset really because he’s a sociopath. In fact, the only way to score any kind of victory over him is to go full Will Graham and reply in exactly the manner he would if faced with himself. And that only frustrates him mildly.
  13. Eric Cuntman
    Exit, pursued by a bare.
  14. Eric Cuntman
    Clever.
  15. Eric Cuntman
    To be honest, you’re going to have more fun with the Welsh tart. No she’s not as beautiful, she’s a bit chubby with a filthy cackle. But every truly heterosexual bloke knows exactly what I mean. Perfect isn’t necessarily sexy. I still wouldn’t kick Liz out of bed for eating crisps though.
  16. Eric Cuntman
    The man has run himself ragged in a desperate and Herculean effort to emulate me. It’s endearing if nothing else.
  17. Eric Cuntman
    Did I really upset you that much with the ‘getting excited’ post? Or was it a couple of months ago when I scuppered your ‘dead dog’ prank?
  18. Eric Cuntman
    Shut up you cunt.
  19. Eric Cuntman
    The only french cunt worth his weight in a punch up is Eric Cantona. Not a white flag waver.
  20. Eric Cuntman
    Only if they found a bowl of batter big enough to dip him in.
  21. Eric Cuntman
    There are occasional gremlins here. Try using the ‘search’ facility. You won’t be able to find it.
  22. Eric Cuntman
    Who is this addressed to ELC?
  23. Eric Cuntman
    What sort of van driver would you be? Samedi delivery?
  24. Eric Cuntman
    Bless.
  25. Eric Cuntman
    My aunt and uncle live there. They were down the road in Otford, living in a converted 18th century oast-house.
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