Eric Cuntman
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Have you inhaled too much amyl nitrate? Lol
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Perhaps you could expand the range with 'Davros Cock Rings'.
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I don't care if he's a kraut. I'd still rather him winning than that fucking rapper cunt.
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Is she one of your patients then?
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If you wouldn't mind, at least making some effort to worry the leaderboard, before 'name-dropping' me again. Uncle Ernie cunt.
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@scotty is this true? Have you been taking excursions sausage-side? I hope all this wanton buggery doesn't distract you from the duty of care to your elderly patients. A lapse in concentration could lead to you administering the correct dose of morphine.
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He's just like David Niven.
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More likely just another Tourette's like outburst, fuelled by his all consuming obsession with black cocks.
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I'm not saying a fucking word until I've spoken to Johnny Cochrane.
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Probably one of those cunts who spends 20 minutes optimising the appearance of her cleavage before going out, and then screams sexual harassment if anyone notices it.
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It's the irony of humanity. We can build a machine that can land us on the moon and bring us back safely, but we can't make a teapot that doesn't drip.
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'We've got a goner 'ere". you ridiculous horse.
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I bet you can say "how much for sucky fucky?" In all those languages. Lol.
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I haven't seen that one Stubby. Did it receive many Academy Award nominations?
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Definition of a selfie stick; 'a straight line leading to a cunt'
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Rent a film called 'Unbroken'. A true account of an American taken prisoner by the Japanese. Fucking superb, worth a couple of hours of anybody's time.
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I remember when there used to be loads of shops like Spar. Liptons was the bestest one.
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Oi'll be dealin' wi' that dreckly.
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#youwish
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It's all turned to shit in your absence Bugsy. I'm at a fucking loss as to what to do.
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Iron me bitch. I don't care. I'll still be god emperor of Dune.
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Any danger of you meaning it to be entertaining?
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Not like my McMurphy's.
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Oh, thanks for honouring us with your presence. Part time malingering fucking cunt. Fuck off. Yellow tie wearing shitfiddler.
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McBoo McFucking-Hoo.
