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Wolfie

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  1. Christ Almighty. What a steaming pile of faggotry. Fucking pussy.
  2. Wolfie

    Gig employers

    It's surprising Bragg had time to produce such a piece of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the Dorset cliffs. In his defense, all the hallmarks of a ruthless businessman with a small cock and nasty streak seem to have passed him by.
  3. It must be a refreshing change to not have it stuck in another man's bottom. Lol.
  4. Bon voyage, Withers. I hope your handicap improves.
  5. Wolfie

    Goofy Teeth

    For someone who would literally wank himself into a coma watching Esta Rantzen and Janet Street Porter take showers through a tiny peep hole in the wall, your eschewal of Judie Tzuke, with whom 95% of men would have shagged senseless, is a little surprising.
  6. 'Lady' Pen circa 1984, shortly after release from Broadmoor Hospital, alighting the 17.42 from Victoria. While receiving disability allowance and consequently unemployable, the transsexual spent much of its spare time archiving train timetables for the local WI club, while keeping a detailed study of its own shit, especially that of its colour, consistency and frequency of delivery.
  7. Wolfie

    "Honours"?

    Bring alcohol wipes and sterile dressing to mop up any (of Albert's) blood. Roops can bring some knickers in case you run out. Obviously, she'll have to stop at Primark en route.
  8. Wolfie

    "Honours"?

    Somewhere mid-country would suit. Flidderminster, West Midlands?
  9. Wolfie

    "Honours"?

    I want to see a real scrap. This has been building like a pre-fight main event. Eddie: can you recommend a worthy car park? Roops: seeing as you are such a skilled adjudicator and would undoubtedly be brilliant at it, I think you should also attend.
  10. Wolfie

    Assumptious cunts

    Presumptuous not 'assumptious', you grammatically disabled vat of cock cheese. I might have assumed a vacuous halfwit with the communication skills of a remedial teenager would be too presumptuous to attempt to consult a fucking dictionary. I'm going to assume you paint nails for a living, you thick, leathery old cockflap. Retire yourself.
  11. Fuck off you Sports Direct cunt.
  12. I haven't seen you for a while, GG. Have you been partying with Rick?
  13. Do you recall counting the amount of fingers he was able to insert?
  14. Arseholes says 'goodbye' to you, yet tells me to 'fuck off'. I think he likes you, swarm. You're probably on his 'world map'.
  15. If you're seeking geographical assistance, take a look at the very obvious world map on Arsehole's avatar.
  16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddhje5Q6rQE
  17. Silly me! It ought to have been obvious it was a map of the world printed on a man's arse. I suspect old, gay men determine this much more easily – which may go some way to explaining why it's your latest choice of avatar. Bubba is therefore correct for asking: are you an openly gay man?
  18. Even a seasoned pro like LCS would struggle to give you a prostate examination at the moment, Reptile. Relax. Someone... someone calm and easygoing and laid-back who is completely unaffected despite being outclassed time and again might offer their assistance. Pansy?
  19. Wolfie

    Goofy Teeth

    What about the delectable Judie Tzuke, Neil? You'd be hunting for her knicker drawer faster than EreptileDysfunction's recent loss of street cred.
  20. He appears to have Pen in a headlock.
  21. If Robinson can be arrested, charged, put on trial and jailed – within hours of committing a crime clearly setup to make an example of him – why are authorities still struggling to arrest, charge, trial and jail the remaining members of the Muslim gangs who rape young girls?
  22. A typically brilliant response from the site's mini pocket dictionary. Why have you chosen a man's shit-covered arse for your latest avatar? With your posting name, and continued keen interest in dog shit, the bells of suspicion are starting to ring.
  23. Please would it be possible to demonstrate this. I'll be patient, as finding evidence will take a while.
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