Cunty BigBollox

Did he turn up late for every shoot??

Matt Bianco?? Wasn't that the band on Saturday Superstore that received the phone call that called them a bunch o' cunts.

Why do you ask? Do you want a fight? That's where that question usually leads.

Not as convincing as the inanimate objects they dress up as, I've heard the 35mm SLR camera is the best one - complete with tripod. Fuck off.

I think the cunt looks less threatening with the suit on.

This nom. Is literally taking the piss. It's worse than the time a fucking mong was whingeing about roundabouts in Postwick.

Don't fucking ridicule the leaderboard, it's a very accurate representation about how absolutely brilliant a poster is. You might want to forewarn your small boat customers that a trip over here will now secure a seat in a bigger boat and not a luxury hotel anymore. GFY

The new ones definitely put LED in his pencil and, plugging them in will make him the brightest he's ever been.

I reckon Uncle Albert was on watch.

It is the place to stash gay porn, or so I've heard, something to do with being an uphill gardener I reckon.

There's still a leaderboard?? I haven't looked. I'm glad you're posting again Snowy, what's the maximum branch diameter that I can put in my garden waste bin?

He made his money advertising Dr Marten boots, didn't he?

Really, I'm thinking of Francis and matchstick men.

@Ape™️ likes them so much that he's called the space between his ears the Sycamore Gap since some cunt cut that tree down.

Obviously not a very good header of the ball if he made it to 86 years without going mental.

What I fucking want to know, how many white actresses auditioned for the leads in Sir Lenny (double-standards) Henrys' new drama, Three Little Birds??? Shouldn't actors be considered for parts based on their ability, not their skin colour?? Oh fuck, I forgot racism only works in one direction. Gatanga you cunts, Gatanga!

Fuck off, you one dimensional dull cunt

Fuck off you Milksop cunt.

Brilliant. I would have gone with, pikey slapper.

I'm not sad, my sides are still hurting from laughing so much. F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck off, F-f-f-f-f-f-f-frog.

Talking of dumb, I'm now watching BBC 1 News @ 08:25 and they're doing a feature on stammering with a couple of guests - it's absolutely fucking hilarious but also somewhat frustrating, watching Thomas trying to get words out but pulling facial expressions as if he's on the vinegar strokes.

The wife has a new car with a load of Jap-crap gizmos on it and the few times I've driven it (whilst sober) the stupid fucking thing automatically switches on high beam when the sensor 'thinks' they're needed which leads to the dazzling of any vehicles in front of me and then comes the subsequent fist waving and name calling from other drivers that have been temporarily blinded by the fucking super white LED headlights on the piece of shit i'm driving. I fucking hate it.

Houston, we have a problem...........mainly with drugs and bathtubs. Which coincidentally reminds me of that Level 42 hit, Running in the Family. Fuck cunt pissflaps off.

Well, if I had a mic on me when I was in the toilet I would be saying things like, "Why couldn't Simon have broke his neck when he fell off that fucking scooter" and, "Slutty Amanda is only here because of that dimwit Les fucking Dennis put his cock in her" and "that talentless bint Aleisha Dixon has got a 40 woodbine-a-day voice" before letting out the biggest splashback shit that was ever recorded.

even spastics and perverts gravitate towards a natural leader. What can I say.