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Cunty BigBollox

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  1. No, it contains high quantities of neat bleach, paraquat and sodium chlorate. As you are in group 8 I suggest you make your own to either inject or, as this is the only vaccine that can be absorbed orally, drink it by the litre.
  2. Your body can absorb upto 180mg every 2-3 hours and any excess is excreted through urine. If you buy vitamin C supplements make sure you double up on your Tena piss absorbing nappies for grown ups.
  3. He's certainly got the Fwank legs. Even allowing for perspective they don't look much thicker than the 60.3mm diameter key klamp hand rail, the spindly legged fucker.
  4. Stupid fucking cunt couldn't control his red-setter dog as it attacked a deer in Richmond Park. Now, everyone knows I fucking detest gingers so this fucking dog would have got the metal pedal from my bike rammed into it's stupid fucking head before I used its bloody carcass to slap some sense into its owner. What sort of stupid fucking name is Franck anyhow.
  5. If I know HR it will end with you getting an arse-kicking for your bullying and victimisation of this hapless individual when in reality, if you worked for a private company your phone Monkey would be told to shut the fuck up and get on with it or fuck off somewhere where they give a fuck about your feelings (like a socialist labour run council)
  6. Are you furloughed again because the pot plant in the corner of the office is doing your job again?
  7. They ought to prioritise vaccinations based upon ability to pay for this fiasco. i.e working age people who are employed and pay 50% tax, followed by 40% tax payers and then basic rate. Old cunts and Universal Credit wankers should be last on the list after children and pets.
  8. A fucking negroid Father Christmas?? THAT definitely does not fucking exist.
  9. Ape has given them an injection, unfortunately it's not a vaccination and he uses a body part to inject it.
  10. That's all the site needs, another fucking bender.
  11. What in Collins name is 'Sovranty'?, you spectacularly thick cunt.
  12. On that evidence I guess it's only a matter of time before Cadburys Creme Eggs are the main sponsor of PGA golf.
  13. I blame Wee Jimmy Krankies Covid restrictions not going far enough.
  14. It's my opinion that if you're incapable of wearing a mask for medical reasons then, ergo you must be extremely clinically vulnerable to infections and shouldn't be out mixing with normal society. Stay home and die, I for one don't want to see you do it in the pasta aisle of Tesco.
  15. Stuff it up your twat and don't breed anymore fuckwits.
  16. I see Russell T Davies has said only gay actors should play gay roles. Well, I totally and wholeheartedly agree, as long as we also say that gay actors cannot play straight roles for exactly the same woke, arse-bandit reasons that he presented. I thought Taron Egerton played an excellent Elton and Rami Malek portrayed Freddie Mercury unbelievably well, in fact I dont think any sausage smuggling luvvies could have come anywhere near those performances. James Corden is a cunt though.
  17. Sounds like a man with a really short willy, or John Thomas.
  18. He can have his hat back after I've taken a sloppy shit in it. He won't be getting a fucking shower afterwards though, the little shit-head.
  19. What about toss himself off? Would just you and Dawn (& Punkape) help then??
  20. Wind turbines slow down the rotation of the earth so the days are longer have you not noticed how many are only rotating during the working week??
  21. Don't you need some sort of permission to post on here post Brexit, you foreign cunt?
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