Cunty BigBollox

Frank found out where he lived and is now using his body parts as fenders on his make beleive boat, the HMS Walter Mitty.

Cheggers Plays Cock Cockanory Cock School Homo and Agay Dr Who-mungus cock

Exactly. I might be a little concerned if these companies manufactured pasta, bog roll or jazz mags but seeing as it is bike bits and beer I think I can find alternative substitutes to keep me going. Where's my sympathy violin.

You mean like 'Jif' and 'Cif'

#IstandwithRodney

I guess you'll be okay as long as your lot can get their hands on sodium chlorate....., I mean weed killer as you're all mad keen gardeners.

Please do. I hope your fucking plane crashes by the way. Bon voyage.

He fucking wouldn't. He would want you to buy 157 quids worth of the drugs he was peddling. And he'll accept genuine notes only, none of that moody shit.

The BBC aren't making any true-to-life gritty police or crime dramas at the moment so there isn't much need for black actors. No doubt the racist cunt Leonard will have something to say about all the type casting of black actors in the criminal roles. I personally don't think a white actor can pull off a stabby little inner city yoof like a black can.

Not everyone can manage to jettison love juice at least 2metres (or 1 metre with a mask). Fucking social distancing rules.

I'd quite like to jettison some of my love treacle into Claudias hair, just after she's washed it in that Head & Shoulders muck. Just saying.

Gary Lineker must be the only sly fucking oily celebrity cunt in the country that doesn't have to continually adjust his face mask thanks to his unfeasibly large, jug handled ears.

If it weren't for cameras you wouldn't have any self gratifying material in your gay porn magazines.

EOS 5D Mkiii with the £100 50mm f/1.8 STM lens. A very good lens for the price.

Disgruntled fishermen. Va Te Faire Foutre.

Happy new year from Great Britain. 🎵Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the waves 🎵 etc.

I had half a mind to come up with some witty response to this nom but then realised it was not worth the effort.

Don't fuck about Wolfie, i've read this twice now and I think what you're trying to tell us is, you're not keen on Pen.

If it was my cat several dogs would be dead now.

Apparently there's going to be a light show and a film of the key events of 2020. I wonder if George Floyd and that copper taking the knee will make an appearance.

Let's not be to hasty. Pierre Cardins life mattered., fuck, I've just remembered he's dead. You're right Eddie.

Fuck off. Haven't you got fishing rights to steal?

I would spend it on a fucking massive sting-ray breeding programme to hopefully kill off more of the Victorian criminal cunts. Fair dinkum.

What a clueless cunt. You never button up the bottom of a double breasted jacket. And it looks as if he's complemented this car crash with a pair of PU shoes from Shoe Zone rather than a pair of Loakes.

With the exception of Jews, obviously.