Cunty BigBollox

What a bunch of fuckwit cunts that queue up just to buy the latest PS5 games console for fuck knows how many £'s, I can't be bothered to look because I just don't fucking care. What's the point of playing exactly the same game as the last one but in higher definition or something, as long as your TV supports it. Bring back the sensible days when people clamoured for Cabbage Patch dolls instead, at least then the kids still had to use their imagination and brains to develop play with these. This fucking PS5 will generate a generation of actual cabbage kids that just want to sit in front of a screen pretending to play at life. I blame the parents.

Not the first time you've said that I bet.

Oh fuck off. I believe the ghost bit, but a fucking pain in the arse like yourself living in Norfolk when you know it's only big enough for one fucking spastic, right Decimus?

I'm not paying £19 just because some mong wants to blow a trumpet on a street corner and pretend he's in the proper army.

That's what you said about his cock when you met him for drinks in the gay bar outside Norwich Train Station (or Railway Station to anally prolapsed piss hags)

How the fuck do you take a selfie when you're about 7 foot from the camera with both arms folded in front of you, looking as if you'd take it up the shitter whilst posing with bags of Romanian drivers piss?? Answers on a postcard to ProfB's shit-pit.

The poor driver looks dehydrated on the left one.

She should be fucking grateful that they weren't reusable bags that she would have to rinse out and re-use or risk the wrath of that poison little scandic dwarf Greta Thunberg. Where have you been Prof? Were your asylum discharge papers lost in the post?

Exactly Cuntspotter, i wholeheartedly agree and I couldn't have put it better myself, put women in positions of power and disaster ensues. Spot on.

Was he Russian? I thought he was a fucking postman.

I see Baroness Dildo Hard-on is having to self isolate herself because her app has started fucking working at fucking last.

Surely it would be Swiss chocolate that they've swapped for gold and pieces of art.

I would have taken the dog, for it's own safety, and then kicked fuck out of the pikeys. Up your game for fucks sake Billy, you're making the rest of us look like soft cunts.

And what is it with the Shell Smart Energy ads? Don't they employ white people anymore?

What about her early teens or younger, for the not too fussy 'N's ?

And girls, you neanderthal sexist cunt.

No, I brought a bungalow to live in because it's a smarter investment or haven't you noticed the new developments don't have bungalows anymore. Supply and demand, and when the baby boomers can't manage stairs anymore my bungalow will appreciate at a greater rate besides, I already have a house that somebody else pays the mortgage on.

Paging @Frank to the main board. According to Google it's transgender awareness week.

A 12 year old car!, fucking hell, the boot must have had more tarts in it than a 14 ton Mr Kipling delivery truck.

I can't hear you.

Fuck off Pen you rancid, incontinent old hag.

I think I may have got you mixed up with Eddie. An easy mistake to make when we're talking cunts.. Sorry.

Fuck off. What does a loser in life like yourself know about winning. I've got more money, houses, cars and watches than that fat cunt Neil keeps going on about.

Yes, but unlike a £millions of race car propping up his shitty backside Phil Taylor just had a set of darts that any other cunt could have had but thanks to his skill and mental ability he could win that many world titles. Getting the physical ability to perform is the easy bit, the mental ability is a whole different realm and I think Lewis has shown that his mental frame of mind is sometimes suspect, to put it politely.

As far as I can tell neither Paddy Doherty or Tyson Fury are going in. Sorry but i can't think of any more dirty fucking 'celebrity' gyppos.