Cunty BigBollox

They spell it, Gay-Lick

She wouldn't be the least bit interested in a verbose cunt like you anyhow. You would have more luck with a Jo. Brand or Lycett, you stupid cunt.

I wouldn't fucking worry about 250 cunts dying each week because they're being replaced by brown bastard rag-heads in dinghies at a rate of about 450 per day. Although, we've been told that a lot of these are doctors and will be providing treatment rather than receiving it. Fucking load of bollocks.

Rose Matafeo is quite amusing for a female comedian and she's not too bad on the eye either. I fucking would. Sarah Pascoe would be a distant second, because all the others are right munters.

I would rather they just airbrushed out the confused ones who don't know whether they're a bloke or a bird. At least the mongs are relatively happy if they've either got a cock, or a fanny and tits.

Put it this way, if Qweer Starmer and this Olly Alexander were in my gun sights, and I only had one bullet I would get Olly to stand in front so the bullet would kill him first.

I see this arse - bandit, although gayer than Christmas, is still a money-grabbing, fame hungry cunt with morals as flexible as the Don of Trumpton, otherwise he would be boycotting another 15 minutes of fame in the Eurovision. Isn't it nice to know that whether you're gay, bi, sis, trans, xyz....etc we're essentially all the same when it comes to standing your ground........, but only when it suits you personally.

How the fuck would I do that, I don't even know what pub the cunt drinks in.

Do you think it would be okay for me to take a shit on the door step of Anglian Waters' head office on the way home from the pub tonight??

I'm voting Reform

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I'm actually surprised monkey flu didn't finish him off.

Welcome back Dickless, have you been in a coma or something?, if yes, give me the name of your Doctor so I can bribe the cunt next time.

Who knew Emus couldn't fly?, apparently Rod didn't.

I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise. This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks.

Don't you mean rear?

Who the fuck is Kim Titchmarsh?

Being his tailor would be a bit of an 'odd-job'. (See what I did there, Bond fans?) Fuck off.

Yes, from a suspicious looking tampon, one with significantly bigger 'wings' than usual. Weird ain't it?

Are we talking about Moussaka or Ming?

All I remember is, the only time I tested positive for COVID was a day after I had been out without shaving and wearing the post ridiculous creme coloured skinny jeans. I admit I looked a right ugly cunt and frankly, not dissimilar to someone else who posts on here.

"Awooga!!!"said is pointy-elbowed brother

Football is shit anyhow but this little storm in a teacup just highlights how much shitter it can get. The cross on the collar of the players shirts has been redesigned by some wokey, gay, design executives. Even though football is for those that practice arse-banditry we cannot have Chinas cheapest sweatshops knocking out crap like this for us (even though the RRP is £124.99!!!) before we know where we are the England football kit will be another North Face or Bud Lite disaster.

I can actually imagine you being well balanced and extremely successful, It's the adult bit I'm really struggling with.

I would like to see his head 'mounted' by David Cameron a'la university pig challenge. On 2nd thoughts, just hearing it had been done rather than actually seeing it would suffice.