Major Cunt

Now that's just cracked me up!

I've absolutely no idea what his connection to Cowell is apart from them being responsible for pushing talent devoid, utterly cuntish pop acts on the public, forcing bands that actually wrote and played their own instruments struggling to get signed. You would have thought that King had enough dough put away to pay his own bail, but was possibly attempting to claim poverty knowing that the filthy fucking nonces victims would be rightly awarded his millions, or maybe all those Southeast Asia holidays with Glitter were not that cheap after all. What's the Corners consensus regarding the Cowell connection?

He normally doesn't unless he's checking for store detectives whilst shoplifting white spirit's. When it comes to procuring alcohol Drew's as cunning as a Afghan warlord after a new tea boy.

Not too fussed who likes me here and who doesn't, Jewdith. I was simply offering a piece of advice that might help you out along with the obligatory piss taking. If forced to wager on the punter most likely to take this place as reality then it's a score on yourself. I'm not sure if it's the copious amounts of Kalashnikov vodka or lack of human contact causing your hilarious rage, but i'm not a shrink. Maybe Roops did a degree in psychology along with her others. i'm more than happy to take you out for a spin in the wheelchair coz that's the kind of bloke I am. Chill the fuck out, and Shalom!

I'm just wondering how many clunge starved punters sent dick pics via PM. Her absence could potentially be explained due to receiving a snap of Lord P`s Burmese Python. Even a slapper from Leeds who's knocked out eight kids of various shades would undoubtedly shudder and call it a day upon sight.

I was listening to a podcast with a bloke who was either double or triple A cat. It was just him Kenny Noye and Mickey Steele on this special unit. Despite being held behind electronic triple gates and cameras in their cells they were awoken by a torch shined in the face every half hour during the night. Really interesting fella who was dealing directly with the Cali Cartel, Moroccan Mafia and others. He had previously escaped from a Dutch and an English jail while being taken to court and they gave him twenty odd years in his absence. Noye actually took the torch part of it to the European Court of Human Rights* and won. *Now we are out of Europe the government can really fuck the public about with no fear of a rulings against it.

I'm deducing that you're still the persecuted forced to wear the red triangle by a fascist dictator after reading that little tirade. For a man who persistently accuses others of being thick your density continues to both puzzle and amuse me. If you wound that neck in with more chins than a chinese phone book attached to it for a week then you'll probably be unshackled. Unfortunately the cultivated Jewdy outlaw image won't allow it, so now Roops has you checkmated. Put down the can of Special Brew, take a Valium, read the above, and stop fucking whining. You stupendously thick, bum banditry obsessed, scooter speeding cunt!

After reading a few of the archived threads it's abundantly clear that the Judge has never once broken character. The fat fucker seemed even more opinionated, uninformed, and made even more enemies back then. Credit where it's due, he's a thoroughbred cunt. Then again, i`d be an angry, Special Brew guzzling wanker if I was paralysed.

Was Nobgobbler actually a bird? That avatar used to give the oboe a little twinge picturing a Megan Fox looking twenty something in need of some protein, but given that this site is the finest collection of class a cunts from all four corners i seriously doubt it!

If we all liked the same thing this site would die overnight. Agreed regarding old Pammy. I`d still bang that like a snare drum though, the girl knows her way around the pink oboe!

You misinformed cunt, Eric. Me and the rasta are in the production game and have a little reminisce on this thread. The era we are talking about was a time of the races coming together with the help of ecstasy. Half of the producers and dj`s were white and no cunt was really acting black!

Yep. Dj Crystl was way ahead of his time and was a big influence on Trace along with Voyager. True producers who arranged, engineered and produced their own tunes. Droppin Science and Splash/Juice were other favourites of mine too.

Have you been secretly hacking my computer because i was actually in the process of remixing that but unfortunately couldn't find a clean copy of the original. Dj Nut Nut has disappeared off the face of the earth and there's no mention of where the original samples came from anywhere. It's a crying shame because the tune was shaping up beautifully. Played it to a few mates who gave it the seal of approval. One of my top ten tunes!

Beautiful intro on that, Rass. You've actually just given me an idea on looping part of that which could fit in nicely preceding an amen break. Get your monitors ready for this bline!

No wonder Frank`s such a fan of the sport. I could actually picture him sporting an erection whilst seated front row, not that anyone would want to bar Lord P. Anyways, i have a sneaking suspicion that Timmy was actually Paulie. Coming straight in with numerous references to nonces and starting vendettas with established players, and to top it all off he may potentially be Reptyle trying a new angle. It all aligns itself with me. The plot thickens.

Can't say that I have, Fend. What was Coco up to in order for him to be portrayed worse than Eichmann? Attempting to fuck members of Jewdy`s clan at a death camp or kicking Soviet conscripts to pieces on the Eastern front? You can say what you like about Eichmann, but he managed the Third Reich's railway system like a magician even at the closing day's of the war. I reckon we fucked up badly selling our own rail franchises to the frogs. Personally I would like to see them nationalised again along with the utilities, but that's never gonna happen under a Tory government. Anyways, is it worth a read?

There's certainly no shortage of three letter descriptives for the wheelchair bound rabbi.

Indeed. The unjustified invasion of Iraq wasn't just about Halliburton stealing a few billion barrels of crude along with a fruitless hunt for nuclear weapons. It's real purpose was toppling an arab dictator that posed a threat to the tribe using the dual citizenship holding berg and stein clan that have weaselled their way into key Washington positions. Then you have the air campaign in Syria which was originally meant to include boots on the ground but was fortunately postponed by the Taliban's resistance, and sadly thousands of dead/amputee soldier's. Then luckily old Vlad didn't fancy loosing his one Mediterranean port and stepped in to prop up the Assad regime. You then have the deceased Libyan colonel and even a wheelchair bound piss head can join the dots. All the above mentioned countries were sworn enemies of the not so kosher state and are also now completely fragmented or failed states. The sad fact is that some countries can only be held together by tyrants for tribal or reasons of sect. All the time their fighting each other they're not looking at the kikes...

Then buries them.

It might be, HOC, might be... I forgot about you, but you certainly pass the litmus test.

Tears of laughter...

It seems as though we've been gifted a few thoroughbred numpties in the newbie stake's as of late. Now I've absolutely no problem with them having the punctuation skills of a six year old as long as they make me laugh or have an informed opinion. The above prerequisites seem to be missing in everyone bar Timmy. Maybe we should have some form of entrance test to weed out the fucking idiot's. I'm thinking a few questions with pointers to get them going. For instance - what are your thoughts on Jeremy Kyle? Were you previously a lurker and if so give three words to describe the Judge. I'd ask the Vulcan to do it but she's completely devoid of humour. What a shower of shit!

Spot on. I'm not going to bother getting in to the 'in's and out's' of the merits and more importantly benefits of eating free range meat/produce, but my options pretty much mirror yours. The multicoloured, large font, look at my post, animal cruelty enthusiastic fucking idiot has once again been shown up. I'm actually staggered that he's denser than I originally thought and compliments the corey from Crewe perfectly. He's definitely swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool, but his comments on this thread have almost pulled him out. What an utter cunt!

If there was a vote amongst the faithful regarding the punter they'd most like to see log off and take a bath with an electric heater then I'd wager heavily on you, Franco. Although like a tumor you've grown on me. This place wouldn't be the same though without your piss poor attempts at Machiavellian-esque shit stirring and being repaid with more hidings than an average northern housewife. You cunt!

He's come straight in with a vicious prime Mike Tyson uppercut. Agreed about the ban, they should be worn as badges of honour. Hopefully he only gets 48 hours as a first offence. Definitely got a point about a few professing admiration for Savile on that thread. I honestly think that the filthy now then, now then, jingle jangle fucking beast was heavily involved in the occult. How the fuck did he have more protection than Prince Andrew? It's an interesting comparison when people knew of Savile's activities for year's.