ratcum Posted June 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just gave that one the owed like. I don't want these ghastly things on my thread Drizzle. Consider yourself gassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 On 06/06/2019 at 05:13, ratcum said: I don't want these ghastly things on my thread Drizzle. Consider yourself gassed. Considering Bubba has decided to make his unremarkable return, I'll take it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 my abiding memory of women in the British Army was their utter dirtiness. Obscene gun toting slags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Solomon Grundy Born on a Monday Christened on Tuesday Married on Wednesday Killed by Israeli Commandos on Thursday, whilst delivering aid to Palestinian children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 51 minutes ago, ratcum said: Solomon Grundy Born on a Monday Christened on Tuesday Married on Wednesday Killed by Israeli Commandos on Thursday, whilst delivering aid to Palestinian children Was he related to Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Was he related to Bill? ..probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 27 minutes ago, scotty said: Was he related to Bill? You dirty sod, you dirty old fucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You dirty sod, you dirty old fucker. What a fucking rotter 😄😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You dirty sod, you dirty old fucker. nice one Cyril Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: nice one Cyril Nice one son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 25 minutes ago, scotty said: What a fucking rotter 😄😄 To be fair to Steve Jones, the old bastard was dripping at the japseye over Siouxsie Sioux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: To be fair to Steve Jones, the old bastard was dripping at the japseye over Siouxsie Sioux. Was Helen the dwarf there too? 🤔 Edited July 7, 2019 by scotty Edit, just looked and no, she wasn't. So they were one short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 I was looking at a BBC item on ethnicity and earnings in the UK. Where the fuck are my 'friends' in there? Are they hiding as 'White British'? They're not in 'other' even though according to the .gov site, this includes Arabs. Shifty fuckers as always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 On 06/07/2019 at 21:23, ratcum said: Solomon Grundy Born on a Monday Christened on Tuesday Married on Wednesday Killed by Israeli Commandos on Thursday, whilst delivering aid to Palestinian children Monday's child is fair of face Tuesday's child is full of grace Wednesday's child is full of woe Thursday's child converts to Islam, gets radicalised and fucks off to Syria to have babies by ISIS fighters and then when it goes Pete Tong and gets captured, goes on tv begging to be allowed back to UK, because "I made a mistake due to being a silly 16 year old". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Monday's child is fair of face Tuesday's child is full of grace Wednesday's child is full of woe Thursday's child converts to Islam, gets radicalised and fucks off to Syria to have babies by ISIS fighters and then when it goes Pete Tong and gets captured, goes on tv begging to be allowed back to UK, because "I made a mistake due to being a silly 16 year old". Doesn't rhyme. You really are shit at this CW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: Doesn't rhyme. You really are shit at this CW CW is Cuntwad (peace be upon him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 54 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was looking at a BBC item on ethnicity and earnings in the UK. Where the fuck are my 'friends' in there? Have you looked in the ashtray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you looked in the ashtray? I'm thinking of the ones who are earning, not the ones that went quietly into the night. Still, you are naughty CB but I like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: CW is Cuntwad (peace be upon him). I'm in a fuckin dungeon, come and rescue me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I'm thinking of the ones who are earning, not the ones that went quietly into the night. Camouflage kippah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Camouflage kippah? fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm in a fuckin dungeon, come and rescue me! The windmills of your mind Herr Oberst. There is no rescue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: The windmills of your mind Herr Oberst. There is no rescue. you galactic sex chicken Jewdy! 💋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 apparently if I have a useful idea, it's actually not a useful idea at all but a 'hack'. Possibly even a 'life hack'. Norman Hunter taking your legs and your career away. Now there's a fuckin hack. fuckin chinese 😑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: apparently if I have a useful idea, it's actually not a useful idea at all but a 'hack'. Possibly even a 'life hack'. Norman Hunter taking your legs and your career away. Now there's a fuckin hack. fuckin chinese 😑 Them fuckin Chinese. Now I've thought about it a bit, they are small and sneaky, and got a funny way of looking at you. I reckon we should gas 'em all just to be on the safe side. And Ethiopians. Fuckin bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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