Frank Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 4 hours ago, mothra said: I saw the headline "Halliwell may have killed 6 more people". The fuckin mad cow should be called Murder Spice from now on Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Fuck off. Explain yourself Frank. Is it true you are walking a mongoose? Did we grieve for nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The only female comic I ever liked was Joan Rivers basically because she tore into the rich and famous. Lucy Porter is very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Lucy Porter is very funny. In the sense that she could be on my nob and I could still put in a full day's work, then yes I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, mothra said: Explain yourself Frank. Is it true you are walking a mongoose? Did we grieve for nothing? All better now, thanks. Nothing but a polyp and a little paranoia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, mothra said: I wish I'd said that Snatchy You go right ahead and say it Ratters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: All better now, thanks. Nothing but a polyp and a little paranoia. you massive cunt, I actually thought you'd bought the farm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 hours ago, mothra said: you massive cunt, I actually thought you'd bought the farm! Ratty meant "hoped", frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: You go right ahead and say it Ratters. Okay Snatchly. Sofaland is a fuckin gestapo khasi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 11 hours ago, mothra said: Never mind all that CB, I think Frank's spirit has entered my body! In typical Greek style he used my bumhole to gain access. I feel strangely comforted by him being there Contrary to ancient lore, and no matter what tall story he told you, the soul of a man is not contained in his seed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Contrary to ancient lore, and no matter what tall story he told you, the soul of a man is not contained in his seed. Shut up you preposterous pinstriped floral-tounged fucking dandy. I beat cancer. Withers won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up you preposterous pinstriped floral-tounged fucking dandy. I beat cancer. Withers won't. Silence! I will brook no shit from a mincing fucking scarecrow. You're like Russel Brands undead dad's crawled out of the earth, stumbling round like a cunt moaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 22 hours ago, Frank said: All better now, thanks. Nothing but a polyp and a little paranoia. So Haemorrhoids, then? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: So Haemorrhoids, then? Fuck off. Bubba C = £15000 basic, OTE... e-type. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Bubba C = £15000 basic, OTE... e-type. Idiot. Super idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 This cunt is on The one cunt show now with fellow unfunny cunt Paddy Wankguinness. For some fucking reason he's wearing fangs, a bandage on his wrist (Spike Milligan was doing this nearly half a century ago) and what looks like a hat he mugged a diddyman for. Everyone is pissing themselves laughing at everything this squeeky voiced arsehead says and I can't find the remote control to turn it over. I'm fucked if I'm gonna put my foot through the TV to exorcise this cunt out of my home. I fucking hate this divot with every fibre of my body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 I thought it couldn't get worse but they have that wobbly headed wanker David Gray singing. Wheres that sledge hammer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 I sat here with my missus and uttered the words "Keith fucking Lemon,I'd rather have piles" and then that gray by name grey by nature cunt warbled a 15 year old song that was fucking boring then and even more so now.Friday nights? What the fuck happened? Pass me the bottle I need a fucking drink! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A1200 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, A1200 said: OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). Just so you know, they won't delete you with this particular tactic. They prefer to keep the post count and site hits. If you log out and don't come back...at some point your user name will just drop off the membership roster and your posts will go into archive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just so you know, they won't delete you with this particular tactic. They prefer to keep the post count and site hits. If you log out and don't come back...at some point your user name will just drop off the membership roster and your posts will go into archive. If the same post is repeated ad nauseam he will be deleted. As you should be deleted for your atheism and amoral disposition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: If the same post is repeated ad nauseam he will be deleted. As you should deleted for your atheism and amoral disposition. That public school education really failed you, Punkers. Your post should contain a "be" before deleted, you stupid fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 48 minutes ago, A1200 said: OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). Repeat bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 54 minutes ago, A1200 said: OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). It's all relative. Imagine being us and having to read your egestions, then you'd know the meaning of boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 58 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just so you know, they won't delete you with this particular tactic. They prefer to keep the post count and site hits. If you log out and don't come back...at some point your user name will just drop off the membership roster and your posts will go into archive. Yep. He'll just fade into obscurity. Forgotten by everyone as if he never existed. Bit like Toyah Wilcox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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