camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 3 hours ago, scotty said: What did you expect, gypps? Comedy genius? My friend dragged me along to see it. Same characters and same jokes. All around me were people fucking rolling around laughing. Am I a miserable cunt or was I the only one with a fucking sense of humour in the whole place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend dragged me along to see it. Dame characters and same jokes. All around me were people fucking rolling around laughing. Am I a miserable cunt or was I the only one with a fucking sense of humour in the whole place? Why didn't you just get your coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Why didn't you just get your coat? Should've done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend dragged me along to see it. Dame characters and same jokes. All around me were people fucking rolling around laughing. Am I a miserable cunt or was I the only one with a fucking sense of humour in the whole place? i would not still be referring to this person as a 'friend' if the stupid fucker dragged you along to see this pile of shit. When is the world going to wake up and realise women are only funny if they're falling flat on their faces or getting their tits out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 30 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: i would not still be referring to this person as a 'friend' if the stupid fucker dragged you along to see this pile of shit. When is the world going to wake up and realise women are only funny if they're falling flat on their faces or getting their tits out Hate to admit it but I agree. The only funny woman was Joan Rivers because she used to rip the fuck out of everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 13/11/2016 at 11:43 AM, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck off to EDL website you rancid bunch of wankers. Angela Merkel is a rising star in the clown profession Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Angela Merkel is a rising star in the clown profession Oh sorry Alfie that was supposed to be a reply to gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hate to admit it but I agree. The only funny woman was Joan Rivers because she used to rip the fuck out of everyone Joan Rivers was fucking shit. Even American cunts thought she was dire, and those cunts found Friends amusing. No woman has ever been funny, except the old lady I saw slip on some ice and break her hip a couple of years back. She was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Joan Rivers was fucking shit. Even American cunts thought she was dire, and those cunts found Friends amusing. No woman has ever been funny, except the old lady I saw slip on some ice and break her hip a couple of years back. She was hilarious. Jo Brand is really funny .. just as long as you turn off the sound and simply look at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Jo Brand is really funny .. just as long as you turn off the sound and simply look at her. Doesn't count. That's just John Sergeant in drag, Pen. Didn't you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 15 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Jo Brand is really funny .. just as long as you turn off the sound and simply look at her. The only thing that would achieve would be delaying ejaculation. Thanks for the tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 13 November 2016 at 11:39 AM, Extremecunt said: Regarding these ethnic invaders I'm going to quote the liberal lunatic zbigniew Brzezinski. It is infinitely easier to kill a million people, than it is to control them. The future is looking peachy lol. Nick clegg is a Muslim cunt. Whenever you fill out any kind of application form these days there is a section requiring you to provide details of your ethnicity etc, and at the bottom it says that this is to comply with equal opportunity and non discriminatory policy. So if their intention is not to discriminate why the fuck do they need to know? Also applicants for council housing are now being asked whether their children are mixed race! Something's going very wrong with this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 All the comedians nowadays seem to have a left of centre agenda which alienates them from most of the population. That makes them kind of elitist which is hardly in keeping with their view of the world. For fucks sake, half of them are still telling jokes about Maggie, 25 years after she left office. I detest the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: All the comedians nowadays seem to have a left of centre agenda which alienates them from most of the population. That makes them kind of elitist which is hardly in keeping with their view of the world. For fucks sake, half of them are still telling jokes about Maggie, 25 years after she left office. I detest the cunts. Thats because the ones that actually say something vaguely offensive but still funny about today - like Frankie Boyle - get spit roasted. Even though we all heard those hypocritical cunts in the crowd splitting their sides at the time some liberal twat gets wind of it and alerts the Horde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whenever you fill out any kind of application form these days there is a section requiring you to provide details of your ethnicity etc, and at the bottom it says that this is to comply with equal opportunity and non discriminatory policy. So if their intention is not to discriminate why the fuck do they need to know? Also applicants for council housing are now being asked whether their children are mixed race! Something's going very wrong with this country. GET TO THE TANNING SALON! IT'S THE ONLY WAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 13 November 2016 at 1:31 PM, Rick_B said: To put your usual bollox into some perspective there are around 3 million Muslims in the UK, about 5% of the population. And about 5% of that lot are probably ISIS sleepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whenever you fill out any kind of application form these days there is a section requiring you to provide details of your ethnicity etc, and at the bottom it says that this is to comply with equal opportunity and non discriminatory policy. So if their intention is not to discriminate why the fuck do they need to know? Also applicants for council housing are now being asked whether their children are mixed race! Something's going very wrong with this country. Positive discrimination. The spacker politicians gift to mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: GET TO THE TANNING SALON! IT'S THE ONLY WAY! No I just claim to be a disabled Syrian lesbian. I am currently being offered several jobs in community and "yoof" work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 I'm not sure if it's got something to do with the full moon, but every month without fail we get a few days of people talking absolute fucking racist bollocks. The Daily Mail Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure if it's got something to do with the full moon, but every month without fail we get a few days of people talking absolute fucking racist bollocks. The Daily Mail Moon. Where have you been, Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Where have you been, Decs? ISIS training camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I just claim to be a disabled Syrian lesbian. I am currently being offered several jobs in community and "yoof" work. are you a community leader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: are you a community leader? Nah, when I turn up to the interviews they realise I lied on the application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure if it's got something to do with the full moon, but every month without fail we get a few days of people talking absolute fucking racist bollocks. The Daily Mail Moon. Is it classes as racism if you hate all races equally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Manky said: Female comic. Oxymoron Why pick on Vince. He's only one of many absolute twats. American intelligence,, now that's an oxymoron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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