ratcum Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: With you now. It must be the only dodgy debt that British banks aren't in to - perhaps they actually learned something over the last decade? hobnobbing with mods again CB? You imperialist running dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, Manky said: I did a 48 piece jigsaw in 2 hours last week. Pretty amazing time really. On the box it said 6-8 years. @Ape is an absolute genius .. he flew his RC helicopter an hour after opening the box .. on the box it said "14 years or over". @Witheredscrote can get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Cunt said: @Ape is an absolute genius .. he flew his RC helicopter an hour after opening the box .. on the box it said "14 years or over". @Witheredscrote can get fucked. They day there are 7 distinct forms of comedic situations. I have discovered an 8th. Its called virtual plagiarism. Now fuck off and find a joke that involves Ape dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Manky said: They day there are 7 distinct forms of comedic situations. I have discovered an 8th. Its called virtual plagiarism. Now fuck off and find a joke that involves Ape dying. I have stolen your joke and made it mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Cunt said: I have stolen your joke and made it mine. You can have it now. Its tainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 This Hurricane was the biggest cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 4 hours ago, ratcum said: hobnobbing with mods again CB? You imperialist running dog! Hey, maybe you can suck your own cock, but as I lack that flexibility I have to keep other options open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Hey, maybe you can suck your own cock, but as I lack that flexibility I have to keep other options open. these are dark times we live in cockneys roaming free, scousers allowed off the leash, Welsh people speaking in tongues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 The inclement weather the new world has recently been experiencing is due to all the gays. God is angry with them. Punkape in particular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Fuck god! Surely you mean Allah when things get a bit 'blowy' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 2 hours ago, deebom said: The inclement weather the new world has recently been experiencing is due to all the gays. God is angry with them. Punkape in particular. You must have had a good fix tonight......high class drivel effuses forth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 12 hours ago, deebom said: The inclement weather the new world has recently been experiencing is due to all the gays. God is angry with them. Punkape in particular. Such a loving god that feels the need to throw all the toys out of the pram if something displeases it and trash the place. Utter fuckwittery to believe such utter bunkum. So powerful, so spiteful, so childish and vengeful, utterly disgraceful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Such a loving god that feels the need to throw all the toys out of the pram if something displeases it and trash the place. Utter fuckwittery to believe such utter bunkum. So powerful, so spiteful, so childish and vengeful, utterly disgraceful. It's shown the Americans over the weekend who had the real power on this planet. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: It's shown the Americans over the weekend who had the real power on this planet. Cunts. And may his peace be upon you, inshallah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: You must have had a good fix tonight......high class drivel effuses forth.... How are the sores around your mouth? There would be less of them if your punters had to wash first or wore condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: How are the sores around your mouth? There would be less of them if your punters had to wash first or wore condoms. You've obviously had bad weekend with the gerbils..... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: You've obviously had bad weekend with the gerbils..... lol. Fuck off. @Punkape, you know the score, cease the repetitive BS, the rest of you, likewise in poking a stick at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You've obviously had bad weekend with the gerbils..... lol. Fuck off. Those ones you sent me were used and soiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 I believe we are now sending Police out there. So, a month in the Caribbean to do fuck all about the reported looting followed by 4 weeks in Portugal doing fuck all about a missing persons case. Then, 4 weeks looking for Ben Needham otherwise known as doing fuck all. Before you know it, home for Christmas with a lovely tan. Good job for some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 41 minutes ago, Manky said: I believe we are now sending Police out there. So, a month in the Caribbean to do fuck all about the reported looting followed by 4 weeks in Portugal doing fuck all about a missing persons case. Then, 4 weeks looking for Ben Needham otherwise known as doing fuck all. Before you know it, home for Christmas with a lovely tan. Good job for some. Mankly, I'm going to cover Trump in gorilla bucket of glue and watch it go hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Mankly, I'm going to cover Trump in gorilla bucket of glue and watch it go hard Yes but what about watching the glue set? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 The title of this nomination is a direct quote of a situation report on the Battle of Britain, transmitted to Luftwaffe command by Messerschmidt pilot Wolfgang Schlatter just before he was shot down over the channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: glue set? Punker's is a member of the Cheshire Set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The title of this nomination is a direct quote of a situation report on the Battle of Britain, transmitted to Luftwaffe command by Messerschmidt pilot Wolfgang Schlatter just before he was shot down over the channel. Published just before "What the fuck was that?" by the Mayor of Hiroshima Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 32 minutes ago, Manky said: Published just before "What the fuck was that?" by the Mayor of Hiroshima And fuk off with your toy gun by John lennon Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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