Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 The Donald has said that arming teachers could prevent school shootings. This has got to be in the top five of his stupid ideas. God save the second amendment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: The Donald has said that arming teachers could prevent school shootings. This has got to be in the top five of his stupid ideas. God save the second amendment. Paraphrasing what Chris Rock once said, one possible solution may be to make ammunition very expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: The Donald has said that arming teachers could prevent school shootings. This has got to be in the top five of his stupid ideas. God save the second amendment. Its a brilliant idea .. we could do something similar here .. arm little old pensioners with flick knives, knuckle dusters and little containers of sulphuric acid .. oh what fun it would be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 22 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: The Donald has said that arming teachers could prevent school shootings. This has got to be in the top five of his stupid ideas. God save the second amendment. That's no way to speak about yer future trading partner Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Its a brilliant idea .. we could do something similar here .. arm little old pensioners with flick knives, knuckledusters and little containers of sulphuric acid .. oh what fun it would be! The mean streets of Camberwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 And we're supposed to have an opinion, much less care about any of this? Meanwhile, two MORE kids get knifed to death in Camden (yeah, that's Camden London....England) and that gets the square root of fuck all coverage on the News. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean the mainstream media doesn't have an agenda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: And we're supposed to have an opinion, much less care about any of this? Meanwhile, two MORE kids get knifed to death in Camden (yeah, that's Camden London....England) and that gets the square root of fuck all coverage on the News. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean the mainstream media doesn't have an agenda Both victims of the recent Camden stabbing and a hacking to death with samurai swords appear to have been involved in the illegal drugs world. The samurai sword assailants were multiple so eventually it will be another half a dozen jail cells to fill for thirty years..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: Both victims of the recent Camden stabbing and a hacking to death with samurai swords appear to have been involved in the illegal drugs world. The samurai sword assailants were multiple so eventually it will be another half a dozen jail cells to fill for thirty years..... If they are convicted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Its a brilliant idea .. we could do something similar here .. arm little old pensioners with flick knives, knuckle dusters and little containers of sulphuric acid .. oh what fun it would be! I can think of a good few school kids around here who need a good Tasering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: That's no way to speak about yer future trading partner If the UK does sign a trade deal with the USA it will be one sided, theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Paraphrasing what Chris Rock once said, one possible solution may be to make ammunition very expensive. Maybe we could do a similar thing here with knives. A £25 tax on each knife sold, so good for the Exchequer, solves two problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 Scenario: a stressed out teacher with a class full of 14-15 year olds kicking off, hey presto, another mass school shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 Barring one or two remarkable exceptions, teachers are total dopes, incapable of operating a projector, morning register or VHS player. Why anyone would want to give the daft cunts an automatic gun is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 25 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Barring one or two remarkable exceptions, teachers are total dopes, incapable of operating a projector, morning register or VHS player. Why anyone would want to give the daft cunts an automatic gun is beyond me. They'd need to come up with a whole new euphemism, because "friendly fire" wouldn't even begin to cover it, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 The nun teachers at my school didn't need further arming. They were tooled up with blackboard rubbers, socks filled with a cue ball and one could take out a gnat at 50 paces with a hole punch. Sister Unctuous from Glasgow was a black belt in the Scottish martial art of fuk-yoo. That Cruz fucker wouldn't have stood a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The nun teachers at my school didn't need further arming. They were tooled up with blackboard rubbers, socks filled with a cue ball and one could take out a at gnat at 50 paces with a hole punch. Sister Unctuous from Glasgow was a black belt in the Scottish martial art of fuk-yoo. That Cruz fucker wouldn't have stood a chance. The nuns would have needed to have been well armed to to deal with feral, gypsy scum such as yourself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 Fucking yanks and their guns. We don't need to sign a trade deal with them, we merely sit and wait for them to annihilate themselves in a second civil war, then move in and reclaim the colonies plus penalties and interest. Thick as fuck cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking yanks and their guns. We don't need to sign a trade deal with them, we merely sit and wait for them to annihilate themselves in a second civil war, then move in and reclaim the colonies plus penalties and interest. Thick as fuck cunts. Dey wuz kangz Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Dey wuz kangz Panzerknacker Dey wuz kangz? What the fuck? I can only assume you mean "They were kings" in English? However, I still don't get it. Explain yourself you vile bog rat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Barring one or two remarkable exceptions, teachers are total dopes, incapable of operating a projector, morning register or VHS player. Why anyone would want to give the daft cunts an automatic gun is beyond me. I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 "TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FOUR YOU LITTLE PRICK!!!! NOT FIVE!!! DIE MOTHERFUCKER!" ....and it all went a bit hazy after that, Officer and I only came to when they started wheeling out the bodybags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: The nuns would have needed to have been well armed to to deal with feral, gypsy scum such as yourself.... Fucking Walter Mitty idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 My first reaction when I heard this suggestion from the moronic Cunt currently at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, other than to snort with derisory laughter, was to imagine a Grange Hill episode when all the teachers were packing an AR-15. I imagine the Zammo storyline might have ended differently had it been punctuated by a hail of hot lead from yer man Bronson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 arming teachers or at least some highly aggressive adept teachers is in my view a logical and sensible strategy. This would certainly negate all these lone wolf mental nutter type mass shootings that have become endemic in the USA. it would be nice once in a while to have a sensible mass shooting committed by a white collar professional who really knows the in and outs of schools and who could form an action plan before going on a murderous rampage. Too often these massacres are carried out in a random and disorganized manner which a lot of us find offensive and inefficient, this is down to the quality of the assailant, certainly arming overstressed at breaking point American teachers is a step in the right direction to stop these chaotic well meaning but erratic kill fests. Well done Mr Trump, another award winning stable genius idea, keep em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 20 hours ago, luke swarm said: arming teachers or at least some highly aggressive adept teachers is in my view a logical and sensible strategy. This would certainly negate all these lone wolf mental nutter type mass shootings that have become endemic in the USA. it would be nice once in a while to have a sensible mass shooting committed by a white collar professional who really knows the in and outs of schools and who could form an action plan before going on a murderous rampage. Too often these massacres are carried out in a random and disorganized manner which a lot of us find offensive and inefficient, this is down to the quality of the assailant, certainly arming overstressed at breaking point American teachers is a step in the right direction to stop these chaotic well meaning but erratic kill fests. Well done Mr Trump, another award winning stable genius idea, keep em coming. They could start in UK public schools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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