Erectile disfunctionin older gents

[Guest N/A]

The existence of erectile disfunction or Apeslimpcock disease as it’s know in the Lancet, is now widely discussed and solutions with viagra advertised openly on the Telly.     Back in the day this simply was not a topic on the agenda.  It was never spoken about and I have a couple of theories about it.  The first part is that back in the day, women were on the whole slimmer, fitter, more physically active and therefore possibly it could be argued more,in shape and ergo sexier.  Never mind the mantelpiece if the fire felt good you could poke it.   Whereas in recent years what would have been a reasonable slim fit pert Mrs but facially not a looker, is now also a short, fat, round, sausage fingered, orange peeled, elephantitis legged, lard monster. I.e) Roops.   So if women are now fucking horrible fat messes, no wonder their poor old fella can’t get his cock hard.   Iam possibly  in the target market for such viagra products but I never have any problems functioning.   I do have a Mrs who is a slim, pert, olive skinned delight to stimulate me in my time of need, so I figure they should also run adverts.    Erectile dissfunction,  you cunts need a new Mrs,  fuck her off, the miserable old fat sow and get yourself a physically fit in shape woman, doesn’t have to be younger, just in shape and see how your old man works for that.   All viagra cunts should put their wives on a diet or simply pack their bags.  That’s my solution for Apelimpscock disease which is a cunt if you catch it.  

The second part of the theory is that blokes now have access to far too much porn. It’s on the laptop, it’s on the iPad, it’s even on their phone.  It’s everywhere.  So how many blokes can last a week without some refreshment?  I bet most blokes with fat ugly pudding sat in bed next to them prefer to knock one out to the readily accessible porn than fuck their blubber monster.  So when she starts to heave her fat carcass on top for a Saturday night special, it’s no wonder the poor cunt can’t get excited.  One he can’t bear to look at the fucking whale, two he’s already shot his muck 8 times that weeks to Dillon Harpers porn adventures on the inter web.   

So all you fucking fat messes out there, sort yourselves out you fucking fat cunts and maybe your fella might pop one up you sometime without the use of some tablets and scaffolding for his cock.

[PANZER MURPHY]

Ya said it all man 

Panzerknacker 

[Ape™️]

32 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

The existence of erectile disfunction or Apeslimpcock disease as it’s know in the Lancet, is now widely discussed and solutions with viagra advertised openly on the Telly.     Back in the day this simply was not a topic on the agenda.  It was never spoken about and I have a couple of theories about it.  The first part is that back in the day, women were on the whole slimmer, fitter, more physically active and therefore possibly it could be argued more,in shape and ergo sexier.  Never mind the mantelpiece if the fire felt good you could poke it.   Whereas in recent years what would have been a reasonable slim fit pert Mrs but facially not a looker, is now also a short, fat, round, sausage fingered, orange peeled, elephantitis legged, lard monster. I.e) Roops.   So if women are now fucking horrible fat messes, no wonder their poor old fella can’t get his cock hard.   Iam possibly  in the target market for such viagra products but I never have any problems functioning.   I do have a Mrs who is a slim, pert, olive skinned delight to stimulate me in my time of need, so I figure they should also run adverts.    Erectile dissfunction,  you cunts need a new Mrs,  fuck her off, the miserable old fat sow and get yourself a physically fit in shape woman, doesn’t have to be younger, just in shape and see how your old man works for that.   All viagra cunts should put their wives on a diet or simply pack their bags.  That’s my solution for Apelimpscock disease which is a cunt if you catch it.  

The second part of the theory is that blokes now have access to far too much porn. It’s on the laptop, it’s on the iPad, it’s even on their phone.  It’s everywhere.  So how many blokes can last a week without some refreshment?  I bet most blokes with fat ugly pudding sat in bed next to them prefer to knock one out to the readily accessible porn than fuck their blubber monster.  So when she starts to heave her fat carcass on top for a Saturday night special, it’s no wonder the poor cunt can’t get excited.  One he can’t bear to look at the fucking whale, two he’s already shot his muck 8 times that weeks to Dillon Harpers porn adventures on the inter web.   

So all you fucking fat messes out there, sort yourselves out you fucking fat cunts and maybe your fella might pop one up you sometime without the use of some tablets and scaffolding for his cock.

Rattled.

[scotty]

1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

The existence of erectile disfunction or Apeslimpcock disease as it’s know in the Lancet, is now widely discussed and solutions with viagra advertised openly on the Telly.     Back in the day this simply was not a topic on the agenda.  It was never spoken about and I have a couple of theories about it.  The first part is that back in the day, women were on the whole slimmer, fitter, more physically active and therefore possibly it could be argued more,in shape and ergo sexier.  Never mind the mantelpiece if the fire felt good you could poke it.   Whereas in recent years what would have been a reasonable slim fit pert Mrs but facially not a looker, is now also a short, fat, round, sausage fingered, orange peeled, elephantitis legged, lard monster. I.e) Roops.   So if women are now fucking horrible fat messes, no wonder their poor old fella can’t get his cock hard.   Iam possibly  in the target market for such viagra products but I never have any problems functioning.   I do have a Mrs who is a slim, pert, olive skinned delight to stimulate me in my time of need, so I figure they should also run adverts.    Erectile dissfunction,  you cunts need a new Mrs,  fuck her off, the miserable old fat sow and get yourself a physically fit in shape woman, doesn’t have to be younger, just in shape and see how your old man works for that.   All viagra cunts should put their wives on a diet or simply pack their bags.  That’s my solution for Apelimpscock disease which is a cunt if you catch it.  

The second part of the theory is that blokes now have access to far too much porn. It’s on the laptop, it’s on the iPad, it’s even on their phone.  It’s everywhere.  So how many blokes can last a week without some refreshment?  I bet most blokes with fat ugly pudding sat in bed next to them prefer to knock one out to the readily accessible porn than fuck their blubber monster.  So when she starts to heave her fat carcass on top for a Saturday night special, it’s no wonder the poor cunt can’t get excited.  One he can’t bear to look at the fucking whale, two he’s already shot his muck 8 times that weeks to Dillon Harpers porn adventures on the inter web.   

So all you fucking fat messes out there, sort yourselves out you fucking fat cunts and maybe your fella might pop one up you sometime without the use of some tablets and scaffolding for his cock.

And they say romance is dead. 

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 minute ago, scotty said:

And they say romance is dead. 

It's not dead ..it was bought out an repackaged by hallmark and durex lube industries

Panzerknacker 

[Cuntybaws]

I can't wait to hear @Mrs Roops reciprocal take on why sales of K-Y jelly are soaring. It can't all be down to those filthy poofs.

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20161206005085/en/Personal-Lubricant-Market-Upward-Trend-Acceptance-Increases

[Cuntybaws]

2 hours ago, scotty said:

And they say romance is dead. 

You know, if any one else on here claimed an oriental wife who enjoyed a good face-fucking (especially one that's been resurrected more times than the cat from "Pet Sematary") we'd laugh in his face. With MC, though, I'm almost prepared to believe him, which is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever had to type.

[Cuntybaws]

Back on topic, here's one from the new-look Sickipedia. I resisted posting it the other day out of sympathy for our heartbroken English contingent, but time is a great healer.

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You know, if any one else on here claimed an oriental wife who enjoyed a good face-fucking (especially one that's been resurrected more times than the cat from "Pet Sematary") we'd laugh in his face. With MC, though, I'm almost prepared to believe him, which is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever had to type.

'Look Mr Monumental, dis a picture of my mother, she be comin' to live wiv us, but only for couple of year'

[Penny Farthing]

Ghastly 

[Mrs Roops]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

You know, if any one else on here claimed an oriental wife who enjoyed a good face-fucking (especially one that's been resurrected more times than the cat from "Pet Sematary") we'd laugh in his face. With MC, though, I'm almost prepared to believe him, which is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever had to type.

Is that iron stone brickwork in the background?

[Mrs Roops]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I can't wait to hear @Mrs Roops reciprocal take on why sales of K-Y jelly are soaring. It can't all be down to those filthy poofs.

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20161206005085/en/Personal-Lubricant-Market-Upward-Trend-Acceptance-Increases

Quite simple really, 1/ The emergence of developing markets embracing consumerism 2/ The growth of on-line purchasing providing discrete and anonymous access to goods and services.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Quite simple really, 1/ The emergence of developing markets embracing consumerism 2/ The growth of on-line purchasing providing discrete and anonymous access to goods and services.

No doubt true, but in response to MC's scathing critique of married women who've let themselves go, I was hoping more for your take on why the Bartholin's glands of such a woman might not froth quite as liberally as they once did at the sight of her balding, pot-bellied, semmit-wearing beau advancing towards her after a night on the Ace.

[Guest Trumpton Bacon]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Quite simple really, 1/ The emergence of developing markets embracing consumerism 2/ The growth of on-line purchasing providing discrete and anonymous access to goods and services.

You just can't help yourself, can you? 

[Guest Bill Stickers]

I assumed this was going to be a nomination about you thumbing a softy into your grandad’s arsehole.

[Neil]

I've spent the last 45 years dealing with boners when I didn't want(need ) them and getting them when required so fuck off with your limp dick infatuation

[Mrs Roops]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

No doubt true, but in response to MC's scathing critique of married women who've let themselves go, I was hoping more for your take on why the Bartholin's glands of such a woman might not froth quite as liberally as they once did at the sight of her balding, pot-bellied, semmit-wearing beau advancing towards her after a night on the Ace.

Oh. I have previously surmised as to why someone would seek intimacy and companionship by purchasing a mail order bride some six thousand miles away. My conclusion was less than complimentary.

[White Cunt]

11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

The existence of erectile disfunction or Apeslimpcock disease as it’s know in the Lancet, is now widely discussed and solutions with viagra advertised openly on the Telly.     Back in the day this simply was not a topic on the agenda.  It was never spoken about and I have a couple of theories about it.  The first part is that back in the day, women were on the whole slimmer, fitter, more physically active and therefore possibly it could be argued more,in shape and ergo sexier.  Never mind the mantelpiece if the fire felt good you could poke it.   Whereas in recent years what would have been a reasonable slim fit pert Mrs but facially not a looker, is now also a short, fat, round, sausage fingered, orange peeled, elephantitis legged, lard monster. I.e) Roops.   So if women are now fucking horrible fat messes, no wonder their poor old fella can’t get his cock hard.   Iam possibly  in the target market for such viagra products but I never have any problems functioning.   I do have a Mrs who is a slim, pert, olive skinned delight to stimulate me in my time of need, so I figure they should also run adverts.    Erectile dissfunction,  you cunts need a new Mrs,  fuck her off, the miserable old fat sow and get yourself a physically fit in shape woman, doesn’t have to be younger, just in shape and see how your old man works for that.   All viagra cunts should put their wives on a diet or simply pack their bags.  That’s my solution for Apelimpscock disease which is a cunt if you catch it.  

The second part of the theory is that blokes now have access to far too much porn. It’s on the laptop, it’s on the iPad, it’s even on their phone.  It’s everywhere.  So how many blokes can last a week without some refreshment?  I bet most blokes with fat ugly pudding sat in bed next to them prefer to knock one out to the readily accessible porn than fuck their blubber monster.  So when she starts to heave her fat carcass on top for a Saturday night special, it’s no wonder the poor cunt can’t get excited.  One he can’t bear to look at the fucking whale, two he’s already shot his muck 8 times that weeks to Dillon Harpers porn adventures on the inter web.   

So all you fucking fat messes out there, sort yourselves out you fucking fat cunts and maybe your fella might pop one up you sometime without the use of some tablets and scaffolding for his cock.

This advice should feature on every bag of chips.

[Guest DrCunt]

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Back on topic, here's one from the new-look Sickipedia. I resisted posting it the other day out of sympathy for our heartbroken English contingent, but time is a great healer.

Forget 100mg, it's going to require about 18kg of that shit for the Jocks to even manage a semi.

[Guest N/A]

14 hours ago, Iam Ape said:

Rattled.

Thought you might look in on this one.   Concerned?

[Guest N/A]

11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Back on topic, here's one from the new-look Sickipedia. I resisted posting it the other day out of sympathy for our heartbroken English contingent, but time is a great healer.

Top drawer

[Guest N/A]

9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Is that iron stone brickwork in the background?

Is that YOU in the foreground?   Usually is there a caravan in the background of all your pics Roops ?

[Guest N/A]

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Oh. I have previously surmised as to why someone would seek intimacy and companionship by purchasing a mail order bride some six thousand miles away. My conclusion was less than complimentary.

Eerrr my Mrs was educated at Oxford.   Where I met her at a dinner.  So sorry Roops you are way wide of the mark, again, as always, very wrong, with no credibility.   Also for an admin to be breaking rules about bringing others partners into messages is very poor.  Something should be done.  Possibly send you to the cooler, or better still send you back home the Barry Island and taking out the Severn bridges with some high explosive and introducing a nerve agent into the welsh water.  That should do it.

[Guest N/A]

3 hours ago, White Cunt said:

This advice should feature on every bag of chips.

I was thinking it should be in every doctors waiting room, on the back of every bus, every weetabix box and linked to every Facebook page. But other than that, keep it low key.

[Guest N/A]

5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I assumed this was going to be a nomination about you thumbing a softy into your grandad’s arsehole.

That’s actually quite funny.   Made me smile.

But fuck off.