Earl of Punkape Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Look at this fucking lot.... It’s a disgrace.. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Punky, please take the cheese grater and run it over your cock end....serve it up to Frank and Pen over a bed of your stringy semen shit and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Lazy, unimaginative, predictable and boring nom from an absolute fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 23 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Look at this fucking lot.... It’s a disgrace.. Fuck off. The though of this gay cunt stabbing the shit of another gay cunt is making me physically sick and it look like he's trying to look directly into my eyes too. 👎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: The though of this gay cunt stabbing the shit of another gay cunt is making me physically sick and it look like he's trying to look directly into my eyes too. 👎 Minus a couple of stone, that poof could pass for John Hurt in Alien. May the same gruesome end befall him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 24 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Minus a couple of stone, that poof could pass for John Hurt in Alien. May the same gruesome end befall him. Kane/John hurt wasn't a turd poker though! No arse action went on in the dimly lit corridors of the Nostromo i assure you. Then again there was lots of sexual imagery in Alien so maybe i'm wrong. The Alien wouldn't be bursting out of this gay's chest it would be funnelled into his arse like a hamster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Kane/John hurt wasn't a turd poker though! No arse action went on in the dimly lit corridors of the Nostromo i assure you. Then again there was lots of sexual imagery in Alien so maybe i'm wrong. The Alien wouldn't be bursting out of this gay's chest it would be funnelled into his arse like a hamster If by some chance the alien did burst through his chest, he'd be as comforting, and tidy as possible about it. Probably come out wearing one of those special striped athletic type shirts with rainbow colours, and would already be emaciated by AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Look at this fucking lot.... It’s a disgrace.. Fuck off. Cracking nom Punkers, cracking nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Why are you posting your home movies again? Your civil partner looks a bit rough. Freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Where,why and how did you come across this pile of shit?. Your hard drive must resemble the room at Scotland Yard that houses the operation yewtree case files.Fuck off to your Christmas service at your local church so you can be around like minded depraved,gay,turd burgling,shit stabbing,sausage jockey cum loving poof cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Cracking nom Punkers, cracking nom. I would like to see something "cracking" something like an iron bar over your's and @Earl of Punkape's heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: If by some chance the alien did burst through his chest, he'd be as comforting, and tidy as possible about it. Probably come out wearing one of those special striped athletic type shirts with rainbow colours, and would already be emaciated by AIDS. Always fondly remember Ripleys white knickers in the escape pod,plus if you check her out in Aliens 1986 when she sits up after hypersleep in her chamber thingy she has grey knickers on with some bush hanging out the sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 (edited) This isn’t the kind of thing you stumble upon by accident, @Earl of Punkape, so explain how you “came” across it. Edited December 25, 2018 by Iam Ape Fuck off Withers, you sycophantic piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, A Smashing Cunt said: Always fondly remember Ripleys white knickers in the escape pod,plus if you check her out in Aliens 1986 when she sits up after hypersleep in her chamber thingy she has grey knickers on with some bush hanging out the sides. That woman has always been a fire hazard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 13 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The though of this gay cunt stabbing the shit of another gay cunt is making me physically sick and it look like he's trying to look directly into my eyes too. 👎 I think you have it wrong there, I think it's YOU who is looking directly into his eyes and want to stab his shit pipe, come on grow some, you're in denial and in the closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 I've never said 'spagbol' in lieu of the correct descriptor for the pasta based meal. If everyone who uses the former were gassed, Britain would be a nicer place to live. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, A Smashing Cunt said: Always fondly remember Ripleys white knickers in the escape pod,plus if you check her out in Aliens 1986 when she sits up after hypersleep in her chamber thingy she has grey knickers on with some bush hanging out the sides. The first time you see Ripley in Aliens, is back at the medical station over Earth, waking up from a chest bursting dream. She sits up in the hyper sleep pod with the Marines, not related to the ending scene of the original. I should hope that after 57 years in the same knickers, a change would be in order before setting out with the lads (and fit birds with guns). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Ripleys white knickers And if you look very closely, you'll see some evidence of sexual excitement, probably caused by the thought of being molested by the horny alien (or maybe it's just my imagination) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 What about this @Earl of Punkape? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6528779/Retired-vicar-80-Romanian-husband-25-happy-sleep-around.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Fuck me, there’s some seriously sad cunts on here.......jerking off over some skinny no-tits bird’s knickers in some crap film made donkeys years ago. Doris Day. Now there’s a horny bitch already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, there’s some seriously sad cunts on here.......jerking off over some skinny no-tits bird’s knickers in some crap film made donkeys years ago. Doris Day. Now there’s a horny bitch already. She was much better in Galaxy Quest: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: She was much better in Galaxy Quest: Fuckin hell yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, there’s some seriously sad cunts on here.......jerking off over some skinny no-tits bird’s knickers in some crap film made donkeys years ago. Doris Day. Now there’s a horny bitch already. You miss the days when Stavros would dress for you that way, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Roadkill said: She was much better in Galaxy Quest: She was better yet in heartbreakers, which had the added bonus of jennifer love hewitt strutting her stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 2 hours ago, scotty said: She was better yet in heartbreakers, which had the added bonus of jennifer love hewitt strutting her stuff. Simone Bendix in Space Precinct,now theres a space tart needs her face covering in moon goo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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