Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Was Louis Armstrong White? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Was Louis Armstrong White? Yes and he went to the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're fucking great aren't they, black people? Walk around all day, being offended by virtually everything they see or hear, statues, memorials, white girls with braided hair. Yet most black chicks straighten their hair to death and dye it blonde to try and look like white peeps y'get me blud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Yes and he went to the moon. His grandson won seven Tour De France titles until they found out he was cheating cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Yet most black chicks straighten their hair to death and dye it blonde to try and look like white peeps y'get me blud? Or, they go buy extensions because the geri in their curls won't go straight....add your own Punkape reference! Then the blissfully ignorant fug cunts will start fighting over baby daddies and not only to the extensions end blowing away in the wind but so does the velcro covered scalp tissue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 19 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Yet most black chicks straighten their hair to death and dye it blonde to try and look like white peeps y'get me blud? It's the only option black women have. They try and make themselves look like white women, because black men are only interested in fucking white women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Or, they go buy extensions because the geri in their curls won't go straight....add your own Punkape reference! Then the blissfully ignorant fug cunts will start fighting over baby daddies and not only to the extensions end blowing away in the wind but so does the velcro covered scalp tissue! Punkers, can you tell you all that you need to know about extensions. His dishwasher is full of the fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's the only option black women have. They try and make themselves look like white women, because black men are only interested in fucking white women. And they'll tell you that they have the best of both Worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's the only option black women have. They try and make themselves look like white women, because black men are only interested in fucking white women. I'm not being racist or anything (I have RSPCA gold membership), but black women have huge feet. I already bemoan the size of women's feet on here, but they take it to a whole new level. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 The past does not exist, and tomorrow never comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Yet another of your infantile attacks. Are you having another Herpes flare up preventing your regular blokes paying for your glory hole services? You utterly worthless pile of shit. Just like the moment you were conceived, you're not wanted here. Go finsih what your mum's OB/Gyn started and kill yourself with a coathanger. Does this mean we're not friends anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm not being racist or anything (I have RSPCA gold membership), but black women have huge feet. I already bemoan the size of women's feet on here, but they take it to a whole new level. Cunts I'm frightened by the pink soles on their feet, and the palms of their hands. I think they might be like them pods off of Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Does this mean we're not friends anymore? You ok hun??? 🌈🦄 you're so strong and inspirational, you can get through this 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Does this mean we're not friends anymore? I think it's time you should try to make more friends, as it is a very lonely job. As your friend, I'll tell you this, it won't be easy. Nobody likes you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You ok hun??? 🌈🦄 you're so strong and inspirational, you can get through this 🙂 He could, but I'd prefer he didn't. Death is a more fitting option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think it's time you should try to make more friends, as it is a very lonely job. As your friend, I'll tell you this, it won't be easy. Nobody likes you. He couldn't give a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm frightened by the pink soles on their feet, and the palms of their hands. I think they might be like them pods off of Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers. it's a last hope that it's all just an illness.. ..from which they'll recover and be fully pink again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: it's a last hope that it's all just an illness.. ..from which they'll recover and be fully pink again Did you ever hear that old one about 2 black men walking along the High Street, seeing a sign outside a shop saying black people can be turned into white people and white people can be turned into black people for £3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, The Beast said: Did you ever hear that old one about 2 black men walking along the High Street, seeing a sign outside a shop saying black people can be turned into white people and white people can be turned into black people for £3? When I was at school, this was the joke at the time (circa '74): White bloke goes into a barbers "I want my whole head shaved, you know like that bloke...er Telly, that's it, give me a Telly". So the barber shaves him bald and said "That'll be £2 please". The guy gives him the money and walks out. A black guy sees this and says "Give me a Telly as well". So the barber shaves his head and says "That'll be £5". When the black guy asks him why he charged the white guy £2 and him £5, the barber says "Because colour telly's cost more". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 24 minutes ago, The Beast said: Did you ever hear that old one about 2 black men walking along the High Street, seeing a sign outside a shop saying black people can be turned into white people and white people can be turned into black people for £3? One has £2, the other has £4. The one with £4 says he will go first, and lend his mate a quid if it works. He comes out looking like Matt Damon, his mate says, 'that's incredible! Can I borrow that quid?' 'fuck off you black cunt!' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 2:28 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Of course there were black people in Britain back then. All those Danish Jarls were black. Jarl Guthrum, who presided over your neck of the woods in the 9th century, was a promising footballer and a talented rapper. And he stabbed a lot of people. Did he have a stable of "hoes", eric? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Fuck me, so we’re doing racist jokes now? Instructions for Getting Rid of an Ants Nest. 1 Buy a can of black spray paint 2 Use a stick to stir up the nest until the ants come out to defend it. 3 Thoroughly spray the ants with the paint 4 The ants, realising they are living in a black neighbourhood, will stop working and start killing each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 58 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, so we’re doing racist jokes now? Instructions for Getting Rid of an Ants Nest. 1 Buy a can of black spray paint 2 Use a stick to stir up the nest until the ants come out to defend it. 3 Thoroughly spray the ants with the paint 4 The ants, realising they are living in a black neighbourhood, will stop working and start killing each other. I thought you were above such low brow humour, Judgski? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I thought you were above such low brow humour, Judgski? I would call it a socio-political observation rather than an example of humour. Here’s another one. What’s the difference between a snowflake and a Dolphin? A Dolphin doesn’t have snowflake tattoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Here’s one for my good friend Herr Oberst. A Muzzie , a Jew and a Somalian are lost in the jungle and starving to death. The Muzzie finds a caterpillar, says “should we eat this” and passes it to the Jew. The Jew pulls a disgusted face and passes it to the Somalian who gobbles it down with great relish. The Muzzie finds another caterpillar, says “no , I can’t” and passes it to the Jew. The Jew turns to the Somalian and says “wanna buy a caterpillar?” Oi Vei! I’ll get me kippah. Anyone else you want me to offend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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