Cunty BigBollox Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 If you got the ugliest hippos arse you had ever seen, and slapped some fake tan on it, put it in a pair of skates and a blindfold on it and then let it loose in a paint factory. Well thats what Gemma Collins looks like on that Dancing on Ice shit tonight. #fuckingrepulsiveslag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 1/18/2019 at 3:59 PM, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6606385/amp/Gemma-Collins-reveals-shes-VOMITING-ice-backlash.html?ico=amp_dontMiss I've been following the news about the two year old Spanish toddler who's been stuck down 350ft hole in Spain since Sunday. Nobody knows whether he's still alive and reading about the torment his parents are going through, has been heartbreaking. The TV news here haven't, as far as I've seen, have covered it. Also a baby has around two weeks to live if a heart donor can't be found. Then I see this fucking 5th rate twat being close to a breakdown because she's being called a diva on "Cunting on ice" for well, acting like a diva. "I'm so devastated I've been throwing up on the ice". Tell you what, jump on a plane to Malaga and stand by this fucking hole and speak to that child's parents and tell them your problem. And if they haven't stuffed your head down it, fly back to blighty and tell how devastated you are to the parents of the sick baby who needs a new heart. Rattled? You fucking bet I am She's brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Crab said: She's brilliant. Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Withers? Killer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Killer? I don't think he'll be trying that one again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't think he'll be trying that one again. Brill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Crab said: Brill If, which I doubt very much, you have anything entertaining to offer, would you mind hurrying the fuck up. Beige fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 1/18/2019 at 12:11 PM, Decimus said: She's the last fucking person I'd want to be stood next to on a sheet of ice. Or a fault line between land masses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8291595/gemma-collins-dancing-on-ice-fall/amp/ Reasons to be cheerful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8291595/gemma-collins-dancing-on-ice-fall/amp/ Reasons to be cheerful "She bounced straight back up..." 😄😄😄 In other news, tremors measuring 3.5 on the Richter scale have been reported in Hemel Hempstead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 52 minutes ago, scotty said: "She bounced straight back up..." 😄😄😄 In other news, tremors measuring 3.5 on the Richter scale have been reported in Hemel Hempstead. I've been to Hemel Hempstead and it needs a fucking earthquake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Jesus!...just imagine that diving on top of some poor sap laying on a bed with a bugle on,gives me the tremors thinking about it.What a hideous piece of work she is.Wouldn't piss on it if it was on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Leave her alone she's lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 She’s so fuckin lovely you can have her. Enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Don’t think there will be a lot of competition for her slimy dung beetle infested arsehole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Don’t think there will be a lot of competition for her slimy dung beetle infested arsehole Yiu can't leave it alone can ya? You're fucking obsessed with her you fucking pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 She’s your bird mate sorry. Perhaps your punching above your weight. Anyway give her one up the Gary Glitter for me old chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: She’s your bird mate sorry. Perhaps your punching above your weight. Anyway give her one up the Gary Glitter for me old chap You seem to be studying GC a bit too much for my taste. Keep your bitch roasting eyes to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 GC greedy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: GC greedy cunt Gargantuan Cuntflaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Gigantopithecus Cuntasaurus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Gigantopithecus Cuntasaurus I fuckin hate pachys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Don’t know what they are but I definitely hate them too. Fuckin cunts of the highest order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 The Gargantuan Cuntflaps stacked it and still got her personal best score, which is still lower than anyone else has ever got. Next week she should leap onto the ice off the top of Canary Wharf. She might even top today’s score and she could bring the camberbell end pikey his hedgehog fried rice. Apparently he’s been sitting up there all week testing his new infra red heat seeking glasses looking for somewhere to park his transit and caravan cos where they are now is almost full up with nappies, bags of shit and all the other fucking garbage him and his people sling out the window, cause they’re culture is to not live in a house but travel round wrecking everybody else’s happiness. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: The Gargantuan Cuntflaps stacked it and still got her personal best score, which is still lower than anyone else has ever got. Next week she should leap onto the ice off the top of Canary Wharf. She might even top today’s score and she could bring the camberbell end pikey his hedgehog fried rice. Apparently he’s been sitting up there all week testing his new infra red heat seeking glasses looking for somewhere to park his transit and caravan cos where they are now is almost full up with nappies, bags of shit and all the other fucking garbage him and his people sling out the window, cause they’re culture is to not live in a house but travel round wrecking everybody else’s happiness. Cunts Brilliant. You are the Dr Johnson of the corner. Please accept my contrafibularities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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