Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 When I heard that he had given his naughty offspring coal for christmas, I thought , fair play to the man. I have , however , come to realise that he is without doubt the most sorry cunt I have ever known. He is so sorry for sexism, for racism , for injustice , for cruelty that he takes personal responsibility for every wrongdoing ever perpetrated by mankind since the dawn of time. This means he could only be the new JESUS CHRIST son of God or a snivelling little CUNT. Let the people decide ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 The cunt's a dog lover fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 AKA "DJ Nihal" - what an immense fucking cunt parcel! I'd give him a few bags of coal, all right, crammed piece by piece into his capacious prison wallet with the last few bits tamped home with a fucking sledgehammer. Give it a few years and, hey presto, artificial diamonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: When I heard that he had given his naughty offspring coal for christmas, I thought , fair play to the man. I have , however , come to realise that he is without doubt the most sorry cunt I have ever known. He is so sorry for sexism, for racism , for injustice , for cruelty that he takes personal responsibility for every wrongdoing ever perpetrated by mankind since the dawn of time. This means he could only be the new JESUS CHRIST son of God or a snivelling little CUNT. Let the people decide ! Who on earth is this? You give no background or evidence for your nomination nor do you have an avatar. Pull yourself together or fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 46 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who on earth is this? You give no background or evidence for your nomination nor do you have an avatar. Pull yourself together or fuck off. Since when has any of that mattered? Who made you the avatar police, cock whistler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who on earth is this? You give no background or evidence for your nomination nor do you have an avatar. Pull yourself together or fuck off. Hear hear Nigel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who on earth is this? You give no background or evidence for your nomination nor do you have an avatar. Pull yourself together or fuck off. Because an " eat shit" avatar would make my opinions soooooo much more valid. Besides, I haven't yet mastered how to install avatars. You only have to listen to the cuntee for 3 minutes for all the evidence you need. As for context.....the cuntee is a cunt on a full-time ongoing basis so context is not relevant. And finally, I don't beleive you are a real Earl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: Because an " eat shit" avatar would make my opinions soooooo much more valid. Besides, I haven't yet mastered how to install avatars. You only have to listen to the cuntee for 3 minutes for all the evidence you need. As for context.....the cuntee is a cunt on a full-time ongoing basis so context is not relevant. And finally, I don't beleive you are a real Earl. Stop this pre-pubescent girl, facebook type shit immediately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop this pre-pubescent girl, facebook type shit immediately. OMG are you like the language police or what ??? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 What's the good word lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: What the good word lads? I think scrotum is the absolute best word in the English language. Is that what you meant ? And btw stevenage is unquestionable the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: I think scrotum is the absolute best word in the English language. Is that what you meant ? And btw stevenage is unquestionable the worst. Can i call you Mongo Flidd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 29 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: I think scrotum is the absolute best word in the English language. Is that what you meant ? And btw stevenage is unquestionable the worst. Funeral is the best word in English, yours preferably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Mungo Spudd said: OMG are you like the language police or what ??? lol Do this again and I'll fucking cut you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Do this again and I'll fucking cut you. Qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Do this again and I'll fucking cut you. Are you going to cut his flaps off? Some evil slag from bongo bongo land has just gone down for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Do this again and I'll fucking cut you. Are you Jack 'The Hat' McVitie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Jack 'The Hat' McVitie? More Jock 'The Tam O' Shanter' McVitie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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