cuntspotter Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 7 hours ago, Crab said: Nothing arbitrary about it. It's legal. Full weight means a tap on the wrist and a life featherbedded on benefits. You're a cunt for suggesting that's acceptable unless you are one of them as well. It isn’t legal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Has anyone ever seen Shamima Begum and Alan Carr together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Has anyone ever seen Shamima Begum and Alan Carr together? Unless it's inside a big microwave or a bark stripper, I don't want to. on a related note, has anyone noticed that Michael Gove looks exactly like Pob the Puppet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unless it's inside a big microwave or a bark stripper, I don't want to. on a related note, has anyone noticed that Michael Gove looks exactly like Pob the Puppet? From behind with a fist up his arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 My plan to bring her home would involve Cardiff City FC arranging the flights, Prince Philip picking her up from the airport, Kate & Gerry McCann adopting the baby and Diane Abbott will have the job of sorting the logistics of it all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, The Beast said: My plan to bring her home would involve Cardiff City FC arranging the flights, Prince Philip picking her up from the airport, Kate & Gerry McCann adopting the baby and Diane Abbott will have the job of sorting the logistics of it all. Perhaps north Kensington council could arrange some accommodation for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 4 hours ago, The Bishop said: I say £500milion to Nepal and fuck the rest off. What the fuck does Nepal spend 500 million on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck does Nepal spend 500 million on? Big fucking curly knives and hashish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Big fucking curly knives and hashish. Its basically just a huge fucking mountain isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck does Nepal spend 500 million on? Research on the life cycle and reproductive habits of the Yeti. It requires a large number of machines that go ping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 42 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Research on the life cycle and reproductive habits of the Yeti. It requires a large number of machines that go ping. I've got one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unless it's inside a big microwave or a bark stripper, I don't want to. on a related note, has anyone noticed that Michael Gove looks exactly like Pob the Puppet? Yoy are talking about Mel and Alan on Radio 2,don't give the fucked up BBC ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 19 hours ago, King Billy said: Good for her? "Good for her? " Has anything else ever motivated this slut? I'm fucking fed up talking or thinking about this morbid black widow parasite. She has spent her whole fucking existence and planning to do the same leaning on other people. She's prob learned the basics from the family - I bet you analyse them the whole tribe has been claiming max benefits since they arrived in this country. It's a lovely day outside - this little cunt had had my ladt molecule of attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Crab said: "Good for her? " Has anything else ever motivated this slut? I'm fucking fed up talking or thinking about this morbid black widow parasite. She has spent her whole fucking existence and planning to do the same leaning on other people. She's prob learned the basics from the family - I bet you analyse them the whole tribe has been claiming max benefits since they arrived in this country. It's a lovely day outside - this little cunt had had my ladt molecule of attention. When I wrote “Good for her” I was pointing out The bishops shit spelling. The only thing I can think of as good for that fucking whirling dervish Begum would be about 6 spoonfuls of Harpic in her next cup of tea which is no doubt supplied free of charge like everything else this parasitic cunt gets in life. Just thought I should clear up any misunderstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: When I wrote “Good for her” I was pointing out The bishops shit spelling. The only thing I can think of as good for that fucking whirling dervish Begum would be about 6 spoonfuls of Harpic in her next cup of tea which is no doubt supplied free of charge like everything else this parasitic cunt gets in life. Just thought I should clear up any misunderstanding. I know that KB Ijust had to get it off my chest. As for Bishop he's a fucking wind up merchant who should be sitting in that Syrian camp offering the cunt legal advice. I will forward my message directly to his holiness. All the best. 🗣️🦀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck does Nepal spend 500 million on? Decent cannabis, does not simply grow from the groun… Oh, fuck it. Edited February 21, 2019 by 'eavensabove Tempe Balls - are extinct and have been for 20+ years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 No cunt wants this bitch. Every last country is disowning her, which may be against International Human Rights, however: 1. She aint human. 2. We have the ability to launch unwanted things into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 19 hours ago, Crab said: He will have done his legal homework very thoroughly and no court is going to overturn this because of bleeding heart testimony. Her remarks about the Manchester Arena bombing more or less torpedoed any chance of a return to the UK. Fuck me! You really do have an innocent, child like faith in politicians don’t you? How’s your half term holiday going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Crab said: I know that KB Ijust had to get it off my chest. As for Bishop he's a fucking wind up merchant 🗣️🦀 Click, click, click, click, click. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 7 hours ago, DrCunt said: Research on the life cycle and reproductive habits of the Yeti. It requires a large number of machines that go ping. Let's get her into the foetus frightening room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me! You really do have an innocent, child like faith in politicians don’t you? How’s your half term holiday going? I share your scepticism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 20 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I share your scepticism. I am 16 and 3/4 stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: No cunt wants this bitch. Every last country is disowning her, which may be against International Human Rights, however: 1. She aint human. 2. We have the ability to launch unwanted things into space. This is the country of hollowed out justice (ref Stephen Chafer case) and double standards so expect the Oxbridge privately educated white middle class hypocrites to exert all means to have her brought back in order to burnish their false world of false values. Notice how the BBC chief advocate general of this shit is already trying to show the war criminal in the best possible light with a second pleading bleeding heart interview in the camp. If you record live tv on a recorder or hard drive and watch it later do you still need a TV Licence - I desperately need to fucking cut my £150 wedge to those cunts asap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, Crab said: This is the country of hollowed out justice (ref Stephen Chafer case) and double standards so expect the Oxbridge privately educated white middle class hypocrites to exert all means to have her brought back in order to burnish their false world of false values. Notice how the BBC chief advocate general of this shit is already trying to show the war criminal in the best possible light with a second pleading bleeding heart interview in the camp. If you record live tv on a recorder or hard drive and watch it later do you still need a TV Licence - I desperately need to fucking cut my £150 wedge to those cunts asap. While you’re at it, fucking cut your throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 58 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: While you’re at it, fucking cut your throat. Just found out the Licence is required. Thanks for your help and please stuff your head in the wood chipper and mulch the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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