Guest Roger cuntwing Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Can't fucking stand this cunt. Marries into the royal family. Thinks we are all going to forn at her every breath and hero worship her every fucking move!! Sickly doey eyed cunt!!! looks at harry and pretends to be pure and fucking chaste!! FUCK OFF YOU WASTE OF SPACE CUNT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 21 minutes ago, Roger cuntwing said: Can't fucking stand this cunt. Marries into the royal family. Thinks we are all going to forn at her every breath and hero worship her every fucking move!! Sickly doey eyed cunt!!! looks at harry and pretends to be pure and fucking chaste!! FUCK OFF YOU WASTE OF SPACE CUNT!!!! She's too skinny. I bet she's not pregnant. It's a fake bump, the royal quacks advised against a 5 stone bulimic from carrying a baby full term. They'll pick one up and have it hidden at the hospital when she goes in for the pantomime of removing a cushion from up her jumper. The sickly, emaciated cunt makes me feel fucking sick. Helen Melons Windsor.. now that was a nice bit of royal crumpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Yeah, it must be a faked pregnancy. They're never going to take the chance that Meghan's DNA goes retro and produces a tiny Chris Eubank with bright ginger hair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 43 minutes ago, Roger cuntwing said: Can't fucking stand this cunt. Marries into the royal family. Thinks we are all going to forn at her every breath and hero worship her every fucking move!! Sickly doey eyed cunt!!! looks at harry and pretends to be pure and fucking chaste!! FUCK OFF YOU WASTE OF SPACE CUNT!!!! Repeat bollocks. Mong C's nom was far superior and involved a high degree of casual racism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Repeat bollocks. Mong C's nom was far superior and involved a high degree of casual racism I've tried to inject a bit of CR. nothing heavy, I suspect Meghan's the type of self obsessed cunt who googles herself in between shovelling another box of Fortnums truffles down and vomiting it up again. Wouldn't want her to read this and be offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 She's very photogenic though. Just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger cuntwing Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Thinks she is a fucking saint and mother Theresa of the modern world, trying to save us all with her total FUCKING smugness!! Fuck right off you royal cunt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 19 minutes ago, Khiwa said: She's very photogenic though. Just saying... From the neck up. Anything south of the clavicle and it's Auschwitz time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, it must be a faked pregnancy. They're never going to take the chance that Meghan's DNA goes retro and produces a tiny Chris Eubank with bright ginger hair. Come on Eric, it will be a fucking laugh though eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Come on Eric, it will be a fucking laugh though eh? The most hilarious faux pas since Eva Braun was changing a light fitting, and shouted down the stairs, "Adolf, I need you to kill ze juice" I hope we get to hear Prince Philip's comments if it does happen. "A bloody Zulu! It better not turn out to be a Spakka or a Nancy boy as well!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Come on Eric, it will be a fucking laugh though eh? .. not to mention the Daily Express headline announcement and 15 page full colour centrefold spread and Nicholas Witchell struggling to contain his outrage stood standing outside some posh twat mat unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The most hilarious faux pas since Eva Braun was changing a light fitting, and shouted down the stairs, "Adolf, I need you to kill ze juice" Adolf fired blanks .. at least that's what he thought in the bunker at about 15:30 30th April 1945. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 76 trombones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 All I can really add to this thread are two words.. Harvey Price..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 23 hours ago, Domesticated Ferret said: All I can really add to this thread are two words.. Harvey Price..!! 'I got a noo gerlfrende. Sheez a prosdichoot, liyke mummee! I sdill fukk mi doggee thow.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 (edited) There seems to be much debate over on this side of the world about whether Megs has shat said kid out yet or not. I gather bookies have stopped laying bets and Liz paid them an irregular visit last week. Does anyone know what’s gone on? I wonder if Chelsey Davy will be on hand to help Harry into new fatherhood? At least until the episiotomy has healed. Edited May 3, 2019 by Last Cunt Standing On hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There seems to be much debate over on this side of the world about whether Megs has shat said kid out yet or not. I gather bookies have stopped laying bets and Liz paid them an irregular visit last week. Does anyone know what’s gone on? I wonder if Chelsey Davy will be hand to help Harry into new fatherhood? At least until the episiotomy has healed. Being a toff he'll happily settle for some man on man action until the reptiles decide another golly-sprog is required. I hope it comes out blacker than black Alan's arse with a great ginger, hewet family Afro This cunt still got away with illegally shooting protected birds of prey and fucking off to wherever he wants to kill other wildlife, at the tax payers expense of course. Fuck him, I hope hes gored to death by a Cape buffalo then it fucks his limp corpse and shits in his mouth after it's spent 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Being a toff he'll happily settle for some man on man action until the reptiles decide another golly-sprog is required. I hope it comes out blacker than black Alan's arse with a great ginger, hewet family Afro This cunt still got away with illegally shooting protected birds of prey and fucking off to wherever he wants to kill other wildlife, at the tax payers expense of course. Fuck him, I hope hes gored to death by a Cape buffalo then it fucks his limp corpse and shits in his mouth after it's spent Buzzards are cunts, Stubby. Come on, you know it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 It will come out black. That fucker will be immediately fucked off to adoption.co.uk. The substitute will already have been bought and paid for, off some desperate, council estate crack whore, who will pocket 20 grand to keep her foul mouth shut. And the next generation of royalty, will be complete, with a suitably aryan looking crack-baby, whose original option would have been, a council bedsit, 3 kids by the age of twenty. And Jail. Now it's guaranteed 48 million a year of our money. Ain't life great.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 I can't wait for young Tito Windsor to come along. You gotta be starting something, you gotta to be starting something, you gotta be starting something, you gotta to be starting something. Hee hee shamore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't wait for young Tito Windsor to come along. You gotta be starting something, you gotta to be starting something, you gotta be starting something, you gotta to be starting something. Hee hee shamore Tito is a good shout. I’ve got a few covered in the name pool, but on reflection I feel Winston, Leroy or Curtis seem unlikely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Tito is a good shout. I’ve got a few covered in the name pool, but on reflection I feel Winston, Leroy or Curtis seem unlikely. Don't rule out Barrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Being a toff he'll happily settle for some man on man action until the reptiles decide another golly-sprog is required. I hope it comes out blacker than black Alan's arse with a great ginger, hewet family Afro This cunt still got away with illegally shooting protected birds of prey and fucking off to wherever he wants to kill other wildlife, at the tax payers expense of course. Fuck him, I hope hes gored to death by a Cape buffalo then it fucks his limp corpse and shits in his mouth after it's spent Reading between the lines here, I've come to the conclusion you're not overly fond of Harry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 26 minutes ago, The Guard said: Don't rule out Barrack. Snoop dogg Windsor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 14 hours ago, DrCunt said: Buzzards are cunts, Stubby. Come on, you know it's true. Buzzards may well be cunts doc, but he shot a hen harrier with banned lead shot. 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Reading between the lines here, I've come to the conclusion you're not overly fond of Harry Not really. Killed by his quarry would be a hilarious way for him to go as it would be for all big game hunters, however, a shooting accident would do just as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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