Penny Farthing Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: To comply with passenger safety, that's where me air-bags are going. Wouldn't an inflated airbed do the same job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, The Guard said: Wouldn't an inflated airbed do the same job? Don't be daft. I have high standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't be daft. I have high standards. Standard 12 or a Standard Vanguard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 13 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Was that the same Rover engine used in the Lotus Esprit V8? I'd love a Lotus Esprit twin turbo, heck i think MGs are really nice cars too. So other than the hack job on the convertible and having rubbish structural integrity was the MGB GT V8 a good car? I've got an issue of Banzai magazine from 2012 and in the classified ads they were commanding prices of around £15'000 then for a coupe version. It was fast as fuck. Too much for a little tin sports car that was designed to run an 80 hp, jumped up mini engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was fast as fuck. Too much for a little tin sports car that was designed to run an 80 hp, jumped up mini engine. It would never beat the Melkus RS 1000 - finest Soviet fiberglass with a beastly 70hp two-stroke engine: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: It would never beat the Melkus RS 1000 - finest Soviet fiberglass with a beastly 70hp two-stroke engine: I always liked the looks of this little gem. You can see the engineers were fans of fit women, you can just see it in the lines and curves here. Sadly, I still couldn't get my right foot in the tiny cunting thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I always liked the looks of this little gem. You can see the engineers were fans of fit women, you can just see it in the lines and curves here. Sadly, I still couldn't get my right foot in the tiny cunting thing! Its an interesting product of a bygone era, shame the cunts who came up with it would have died in the Gulag when it didn't win any races. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Its an interesting product of a bygone era, shame the cunts who came up with it would have died in the Gulag when it didn't win any races. Ernst Blofeld was the controlling executive, and his motto was rigid " this organization will not tolerate failure." He always was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't laugh. I've not trusted Chinese Mooli since you warned us about them. You do right Authoritah. I've actually grown these bastards and they look like a dead man's cock that's been in a river for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 50 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Its an interesting product of a bygone era, shame the cunts who came up with it would have died in the Gulag when it didn't win any races. Have you noticed Killer, that these missing link cunts, who failed to be modern day humans, all have the word "Homo" in their names? No wonder the twats didn't thrive. What next eh? Elton Johnus queer arsii discovered in a field in Watford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: It would never beat the Melkus RS 1000 - finest Soviet fiberglass with a beastly 70hp two-stroke engine: Disgusting. Front of a Dino GT, a squashed E-Type in the middle, and a half decent looking rear quarter. Garnish with BBS alloys from a Mk 2 Granada and sell to aspirational peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Good old Toyota, no frills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Lotus! racing pedigree. Designed by true engineers, lovingly hand built by craftsmen... ..this example modified by Lee from Billericay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: You do right Authoritah. I've actually grown these bastards and they look like a dead man's cock that's been in a river for a week. Uncanny! I've got a cock that looks like a waterlogged Daikon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lotus! racing pedigree. Designed by true engineers, lovingly hand built by craftsmen... ..this example modified by Lee from Billericay. I knew his dad, Billericay Dickie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 15 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd iron him if I had any left, purely for having the temerity to show his face around here again. @Mrs Roops Could I draw your attention to @Decimus use of "irons", there have been several instances of him threatening to swamp certain members with "irons". This is surely a breach of rules 7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I always liked the looks of this little gem. You can see the engineers were fans of fit women, you can just see it in the lines and curves here. Sadly, I still couldn't get my right foot in the tiny cunting thing! Rivetting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Guard said: @Mrs Roops Could I draw your attention to @Decimus use of "irons", there have been several instances of him threatening to swamp certain members with "irons". This is surely a breach of rules 7? Keep your beak out of it, you fucking grass. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Keep your beak out of it, you fucking grass. I am afraid that your little "friend" has well and truly forced my beak into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: I am afraid that your little "friend" has well and truly forced my beak into it. Well fucking deal with it yourself, and don't stoop to his level. Blubber started all this shit, the Welsh faggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well fucking deal with it yourself, and don't stoop to his level. Blubber started all this shit, the Welsh faggot. I would give you a like for that but I am sure that the little grass would report me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: @Mrs Roops Could I draw your attention to @Decimus use of "irons", there have been several instances of him threatening to swamp certain members with "irons". This is surely a breach of rules 7? Personally, I'm not too concerned about the ironmongery as its use does not affect the leadboard. I will say those who collude to flood individuals are simply debasing the value of the "iron" and confirms a previous assertion of mine that they do not know when to stop. That said, if the flooding continues then we'll will simply start removing punters' ability to receive "likes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 33 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Personally, I'm not too concerned about the ironmongery as its use does not affect the leadboard. I will say those who collude to flood individuals are simply debasing the value of the "iron" and confirms a previous assertion of mine that they do not know when to stop. That said, if the flooding continues then we'll will simply start removing punters' ability to receive "likes". Well that won't effect me will it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well that won't effect me will it? To be fair, I'm sure even you'd agree that everything you've posted within the past 27 months has been well and truly deserving of an iron. I haven't touched any of your earlier work before you went all cancer and Punkape-lite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: To be fair, I'm sure even you'd agree that everything you've posted within the past 27 months has been well and truly deserving of an iron. I haven't touched any of your earlier work before you went all cancer and Punkape-lite. This is in truth probability because, as true to form, you haven't got the stamina to finish what you have started. I say true to form, as that is what your missus has told me. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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