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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Probably Eddie. 

Yup you got it, oh but wait, and according to the other sulking wankers here i'm everyone else too, silly boy lol.

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Just now, Betterthanyou said:

Yup you got it, oh but wait, and according to the other sulking wankers here i'm everyone else too, silly boy lol.

You're little more than Clown Shoes. Another little repressed homosexual troll with a penchant for repeating itself. 

Do the 'uhahaha' thing again. That always has us rolling in the fucking aisles.

Virgin.

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You're little more than Clown Shoes. Another little repressed homosexual troll with a penchant for repeating itself. 

Do the 'uhahaha' thing again. That always has us rolling in the fucking aisles.

Virgin.

No need to sulk miss, tell the sad sad story about why you come here less again, that was fucking hilarious...uhahaha.

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2 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said:

No need to sulk miss, tell the sad sad story about why you come here less again, that was fucking hilarious...uhahaha.

I think it was something to do with boring cunts like you. But it must have resonated with you, as you remember more about it than me. 

Do I know you from somewhere? Did I ask you to get into my car when you were on your way home from school? Still bitter that you didn't get to see the puppies?

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think it was something to do with boring cunts like you. But it must have resonated with you, as you remember more about it than me. 

Do I know you from somewhere? Did I ask you to get into my car when you were on your way home from school? Still bitter that you didn't get to see the puppies?

You didn't give me one of your toffees that time. Still pissed off after all these years.

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think it was something to do with boring cunts like you. But it must have resonated with you, as you remember more about it than me. 

Do I know you from somewhere? Did I ask you to get into my car when you were on your way home from school? Still bitter that you didn't get to see the puppies?

Then you do remember why you come here less, it's because you're not getting things all your own way anymore, boohoo i'm sure, what a loss lol.

What a strange thing to ask, surely you would remember that unless it wasn't a lone incident, is that something you do often? what sort of puppies were they out of interest?

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3 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said:

Then you do remember why you come here less, it's because you're not getting things all your own way anymore, boohoo i'm sure, what a loss lol.

What a strange thing to ask, surely you would remember that unless it wasn't a lone incident, is that something you do often? what sort of puppies were they out of interest?

Fluffy ones.

 

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4 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said:

Then you do remember why you come here less, it's because you're not getting things all your own way anymore, boohoo i'm sure, what a loss lol.

What a strange thing to ask, surely you would remember that unless it wasn't a lone incident, is that something you do often? what sort of puppies were they out of interest?

I think I'm back. 

And congratulations, you just passed the audition to be my new bitch.

Who'd of thought it!

thick cunt.. 'Uhahahaha'

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think I'm back. 

And congratulations, you just passed the audition to be my new bitch.

Who'd of thought it!

thick cunt.. 'Uhahahaha'

What and it took you all that time after "Fluff" to think that up, pffft nice try twinkletoes, there is only ever going to be one sulky bitch out of the 2 of us miss, and yup it's you lol.

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@Eddie, why do you think that the iron and cunt buttons bother anybody?

all they've done for you here is expose your new multi, Betterthanyou, by you leaping out of the woodwork to defend it, the moment it gets attacked. 

You are quite funny, but not that bright.

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3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

It was obvious from the beginning he'd end up going through the plate glass.

Are you really an Americanist?

Bill Owen would be an odd choice of avatar if you were. Unless 'Last of the Summer Wine' is the first thing that comes up on google USA if you search 'British culture' 

That would be awful, and probably racist.

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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you really an Americanist?

Bill Owen would be an odd choice of avatar if you were. Unless 'Last of the Summer Wine' is the first thing that comes up on google USA if you search 'British culture' 

That would be awful, and probably racist.

Hated that programme with passion. Just fucking went on and on. One of the 3 died and they get another cunt in. Fucking hated it.

Saying that, it was funnier than Friends.

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Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Hated that programme with passion. Just fucking went on and on. One of the 3 died and they go another cunt in. Fucking hated it.

Saying that, it was funnier than Friends.

What are friends Gypps? Apparently I don’t have any. 

😭  lol

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2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Hated that programme with passion. Just fucking went on and on. One of the 3 died and they get another cunt in. Fucking hated it.

Saying that, it was funnier than Friends.

Anything was funnier than Friends. 

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Hated that programme with passion. Just fucking went on and on. One of the 3 died and they get another cunt in. Fucking hated it.

Saying that, it was funnier than Friends.

what LOTSW needed was a porn offshoot to reboot the franchise. "Nora Sucks Skipton" or "Compo's Clit Capers"

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2 minutes ago, ratcum said:

what LOTSW needed was a porn offshoot to reboot the franchise. "Nora Sucks Skipton" or "Compo's Clit Capers"

You're a sick man ratty. 

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11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Usually a pain in the arse. 

Eddies friends are

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14 minutes ago, scotty said:

Anything was funnier than Friends. 

Escape From Sobibor certainly was

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3 minutes ago, ratcum said:

what LOTSW needed was a porn offshoot to reboot the franchise. "Nora Sucks Skipton" or "Compo's Clit Capers"

‘Norah Batty does Dallas’

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17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Hated that programme with passion. Just fucking went on and on. One of the 3 died and they get another cunt in. Fucking hated it.

Saying that, it was funnier than Friends.

A blood drive at a Terrence Higgins drop-in centre would be funnier than 'Friends'.

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1 minute ago, scotty said:

Anything was funnier than Friends. 

The Yanks have never been very good at comedy, especially anything released in a series - just look at that Big Bang Theory shite, its exactly the same bollocks - a bunch of wankers and slags fucking around for 45 minutes, the cunts might look slightly different to one another, but the characters are basically all the same aside from some token quirks. Throw in a laugh track to let the simpletons know when to laugh, some relationship troubles when an episode needs to be serious, and a fuck ton of easily remembered and quotable catchphrases and you've got prime American television for at least fifteen mind numbing series that fat cunts can vegetate in front of for years at a time. Change the jobs, location and actors, and you've got another fucking show that mongoloids will lap up for another decade.

Fucking hell, in this day and age they wouldn't even have to do that - just replace all the actors with trannies and racial minorities and remake the entire thing - no doubt it would be considered groundbreaking.   

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