Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Surely you meant Airfix? 'Jolly tricky, getting the little brush in the cockpit to paint the little chap' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I could take the piss out of the both of you for being a pair of dusty old geezers stuck in the past, but by the time I'm Eric's age we'll all be sitting in state-issued, self driving electric shitboxes, longing for the days of combustion engines. Did you know these electric toy boxes can't even be towed when they inevitably run out of charge? They have to call out a special flatbed with a crane because the things will burst into flames if the wheels are forced to spin with the individual motors off. No, I didn't, thank you very much for the information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good evening Albert. I trust you are well? I've had a great few days away thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 23 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I've had a great few days away thanks. Good evening Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good evening Albert. Good evening Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 8 hours ago, Glowworm said: 25% Lean back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 42 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Good evening Billy. Evening Albert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Evening Albert Good evening to you also, do I address you as Gypsy, Gypo, Diddykai, Cambers, Pikey, or . . . . . . . . . . . . ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Good evening to you also, do I address you as Gypsy, Gypo, Diddykai, Cambers, Pikey, or . . . . . . . . . . . . Esmeralda da Silva von Titsoff ethethethethethe Chris Waddle boutros Kristoss III. But you can call me Shirley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Shirley Knott? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: But you can call me Shirley So your real names Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 16 hours ago, Roadkill said: Is there anything you actually like other than preaching politically based doom and gloom whilst soaking your slashed wrists in a tub of cheap vodka so you can actually feel something, you depressive, judgemental, miserable git? What's the real problem here - feeling self conscious because all the EMO teenagers give you funny looks whenever you walk into Hot Topic with your zimmer frame so you can't express yourself properly by wearing a Grim Reaper T-shirt and studded dog collar? You really are a right Downer... I’m transferring to mums.net immediately. I wouldn’t want to upset someone who uses words like “downer” , especially with a capital D. Besides, i’ve got a lot to say about that bitch Lorraine Kelly. Dontcha hate her, girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I had a sneaking suspicion the Jewish Judge was posting there, he's under some alias or another, though I spotted the general tone and prose of his rants. I've tried encouraging Ratty to return his serves, with both barrels from a sawn of 12 bore of cunting. Why don’t you do it yourself? What’s your problem big boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 22 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Why don’t you do it yourself? What’s your problem big boy? He can't do it judge as he needs to have a thumb in each ear because he's scared of the bang when the gun goes off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: Do you have an official fan club? Not that I know of. If you are thinking of starting one I have to point out that the use of the word “official” implies that it has my approval. I’m not sure of the legal niceties here but you definitely do not have my approval. I’m hardly going to approve of a fan club run by “The Julius Streicher of Torquay” am I? I’m sorry I have to point this out to you My Lady but you really aren’t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. Know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Just now, judgetwi said: Not that I know of. If you are thinking of starting one I have to point out that the use of the word “official” implies that it has my approval. I’m not sure of the legal niceties here but you definitely do not have my approval. I’m hardly going to approve of a fan club run by “The Julius Streicher of Torquay” am I? I’m sorry I have to point this out to you My Lady but you really aren’t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. Know what I mean? I'm Incandescent, not low energy Jewdith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I've had a great few days away thanks. 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Good evening Albert. 4 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Good evening Billy. 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Evening Albert 3 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Good evening to you also, do I address you as Gypsy, Gypo, Diddykai, Cambers, Pikey, or . . . . . . . . . . . . ? What the fuck is this? I thought “The Waltons” finished years ago. Fuck my fat hairy arse and be gentle while you’re doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Why don’t you do it yourself? What’s your problem big boy? Shouted in a shrill camp voice. You've clearly been watching gay porn again with retorts like that, or you were possibly shouting it at the last unite against fascism march, what a mixed up queen you must be Fuck off Yiddo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Not that I know of. If you are thinking of starting one I have to point out that the use of the word “official” implies that it has my approval. I’m not sure of the legal niceties here but you definitely do not have my approval. I’m hardly going to approve of a fan club run by “The Julius Streicher of Torquay” am I? I’m sorry I have to point this out to you My Lady but you really aren’t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. Know what I mean? I'd wager a handsome sum that you either own one of these, or your saving your disability living allowance to purchase one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'd wager a handsome sum that you either own one of these, or your saving your disability living allowance to purchase one. On the website of the window licking mongs the man with the mobility scooter is king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: On the website of the window licking mongs the man with the mobility scooter is king. Be careful Jewdy MC is seeking sexual favours from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Be careful Jewdy MC is seeking sexual favours from you. Err where could it possibly interpreted is that. On second thoughts don't bother answering you nauseating old cross dresser. Much better you trawl the BBC news site for more pointless nom's, obviously in-between checking if any punters, have left a phone number in the gents toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 23 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I had a sneaking suspicion the Jewish Judge was posting there, he's under some alias or another, though I spotted the general tone and prose of his rants. I've tried encouraging Ratty to return his serves, with both barrels from a sawn of 12 bore of cunting. He posts as "Freddie the frog" i busted him last year lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 On 25/06/2019 at 17:45, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine your compatriates at 'Isacunt' feel similarly when you don your Miami Dolphins shirt and giant foam hands, and start bleating on about American football. Hate-filled, Yankee Doodle spastic, misanthrope twat. Have a corn-dog and relax. In the colour of a rainbow and in the shape of a fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: He posts as "Freddie the frog" i busted him last year lol. Super Bowl thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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