Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: We have never been introduced. Let's keep it that way. Prick You wouldn’t see it coming anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Glowworm said: There was no Mk V Ford Cortina .. so fucking what. Yes there was. Same as a Mk IV, only with longer rear light clusters and strangely a windscreen that was 12mm wider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ed? Dec’s, it’s a blue 1971 mk3, the cheapest of the 3, I should have lied and said a mk1, that cunty has really showed me up for the story telling Wanker I am, don’t tell anyone but I wasn’t in Vietnam either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes there was. Same as a Mk IV, only with longer rear light clusters and strangely a windscreen that was 12mm wider. Cortina Crusader 1979-1981. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Cortina Crusader 1979-1981. I remember the crusader. Shitty multi-coloured go fast stripe down the side of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I remember the crusader. Shitty multi-coloured go fast stripe down the side of them. They tried to make it look like a small Granada, and it didn't work. Then came the fucking Sierra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Dec’s, it’s a blue 1971 mk3, the cheapest of the 3, I should have lied and said a mk1, that cunty has really showed me up for the story telling Wanker I am, don’t tell anyone but I wasn’t in Vietnam either. You're still my hero regardless x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: Dec’s, it’s a blue 1971 mk3, the cheapest of the 3, I should have lied and said a mk1, that cunty has really showed me up for the story telling Wanker I am, don’t tell anyone but I wasn’t in Vietnam either. Gary Glitter served in Vietnam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes there was. Same as a Mk IV, only with longer rear light clusters and strangely a windscreen that was 12mm wider. Are you not confusing it with the Triumph TR4/TR4a , in which a derivative of the later one (TR5) had a bumper panel 12mm wider? It’s my fucking twenty boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, Pete said: Are you not confusing it with the Triumph TR4/TR4a , in which a derivative of the later one (TR5) had a bumper panel 12mm wider? It’s my fucking twenty boys. No. The 79 cortina had a slightly larger screen than the MK 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: How very interesting. Now go and suck Clarkson's wrinkly scrotum. Double declutch indeed. Fuck off. Kelly Clarkson doesn’t posess a scrotum, wrinkly or otherwise. She’s from America and she’s got talent. On another note. Do you know that you can fly direct to Canada from France? It’s about time you tried a different variety of goose and Trudeau has introduced lots of new laws which would suit your chosen way of life as a full time international deviant. Oh and when you get there don’t forget to jump off Niagara Falls in your Speedos and inflatable arm bands. There’s a good chap.        Au revoir and Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. The 79 cortina had a slightly larger screen than the MK 4. They should have called it the Ford Panorama.  Certainly as boring as most of their British offerings.  I’ll see you down the Karaoke then boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 38 minutes ago, Eddie said: Dec’s, it’s a blue 1971 mk3, the cheapest of the 3, I should have lied and said a mk1, that cunty has really showed me up for the story telling Wanker I am, don’t tell anyone but I wasn’t in Vietnam either. That’s a lie Eddie. Stop it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: and strangely a windscreen that was 12mm wider Some cunt ‘half inched’ the screen from mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 24 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Gary Glitter served in Vietnam. He served 18 months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’s a lie Eddie. Stop it now. Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: He served 18 months. Now he’s serving 18 monks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Amazing how one mention of a wrinkly scrotum, and you pop up. You disgust me, but not as much as Frank. I'm with Decs on this one, Withers, you goose bothering, EU loving, francophile wanker. Amongst the appalling catalogue of clichéd shite spread by the Septic you looked almost Premier League for a brief moment. Oh, and Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Kelly Clarkson doesn’t posess a scrotum, wrinkly or otherwise. She’s from America and she’s got talent. On another note. Do you know that you can fly direct to Canada from France? It’s about time you tried a different variety of goose and Trudeau has introduced lots of new laws which would suit your chosen way of life as a full time international deviant. Oh and when you get there don’t forget to jump off Niagara Falls in your Speedos and inflatable arm bands. There’s a good chap.        Au revoir and Fuck off. If you, like the rest of the relatively new wankers, did your research on here, you would realise that I have tried about every goose on this planet. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 41 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'm with Decs on this one, Withers, you goose bothering, EU loving, francophile wanker. Amongst the appalling catalogue of clichéd shite spread by the Septic you looked almost Premier League for a brief moment. Oh, and Fuck off. Well that is a fucking surprise. Have you ever had an original thought?  Vive that you sad little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well that is a fucking surprise. Have you ever had an original thought?  Vive that you sad little cunt. Just as I predicted. Back to your usual below par horse-shit then. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Pete said: You wouldn’t see it coming anyway. That's why nobody ever bends over when you're behind them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Just as I predicted. Back to your usual below par horse-shit then. Wanker. You get what you rate. Loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 Please refer to my latest post on the Detransition thread , for my thoughts on the current situation we find ourselves in. As regards the above two posts.  I was quietly waiting all night to once-again observe the log-in , snipe , log-out tactic currently being deployed - and it came as no surprise when my screen lit-up at 5am.  15 minutes later it was gone.  I have no further comment to make on this matter , having given it reasonable attention.  But as I said - my final thoughts are there for all to read on the other thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 27 minutes ago, Pete said: Please refer to my latest post on the Detransition thread , for my thoughts on the current situation we find ourselves in. As regards the above two posts.  I was quietly waiting all night to once-again observe the log-in , snipe , log-out tactic currently being deployed - and it came as no surprise when my screen lit-up at 5am.  15 minutes later it was gone.  I have no further comment to make on this matter , having given it reasonable attention.  But as I said - my final thoughts are there for all to read on the other thread. And as I alluded to over in the other thread, if you're sitting up all night, smoking crack or meth or taking whatever drugs you're using to stay awake until after 5am, just waiting and watching for me to post something, then formulating some weirdo, goofball conspiracy theory about why and for how long I log on, you've got a lot more serious issues to be concerned with than your obsession with me or what and when I'm posting here. You obviously have some rather serious personal issues to deal with, kid. Get help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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