and Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 22 hours ago, King Billy said: You’ve still got the rest of your paper round money haven’t you? Wasting that 10p still bugs you doesn’t it? 10p was a lot of money, back in the day, bruv! I only did the paper round to get access to the 'top shelf' reading material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Joker said: 10p was a lot of money, back in the day, bruv! I only did the paper round to get access to the 'top shelf' reading material. I knew there’d be a good explanation. Should never have doubted you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I've taken the kids to the amusements on holiday, I used to give 'em a tenner each so they could fuck off. I then had goes at shoot 'em games. Every single fucking time there'd be some little urchin giving you advice. That'd be Barry The Cunt, he hangs around every fuckin' pub in England, gives unwanted advice, then expects you buy him a pint, the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Joker said: That'd be Barry The Cunt, he hangs around every fuckin' pub in England, gives unwanted advice, then expects you buy him a pint, the cunt! And then glass the cunt in the neck. Only thing cunts like Barry understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: And then glass the cunt in the neck. Only thing cunts like Barry understand. Hello Ronnie Kray... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello Ronnie Kray... I would give Billy more credence than that pair of Neanderthal poofters. The only thing they ever did was intimidate a few quid out of local businesses and try and get their pictures in the paper to impress their mum. And stretch a few arses in prison of course. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello Ronnie Kray... I bet that’s not the first time you’ve said that. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would give Billy more credence than that pair of Neanderthal poofters. The only thing they ever did was intimidate a few quid out of local businesses and try and get their pictures in the paper to impress their mum. And stretch a few arses in prison of course. Lol Punkers should be eternally grateful to the twins. After all it’s apparently their legacy that you can leave your back door open. Something he’s been doing for many years. A pair of bullying psycho queer wankers whose legend grew after they got banged up (excuse the pun) Ronnie would have walked Spunkers around naked on a lead for a few days until he got bored and shot him. Freddie Foreman probably would have refused to dispose of such a disease ridden corpse though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Punkers should be eternally grateful to the twins. After all it’s apparently their legacy that you can leave your back door open. Something he’s been doing for many years. A pair of bullying psycho queer wankers whose legend grew after they got banged up (excuse the pun) Ronnie would have walked Spunkers around naked on a lead for a few days until he got bored and shot him. Freddie Foreman probably would have refused to dispose of such a disease ridden corpse though. More family stories with the the London underworld.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 41 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: More family stories with the the London underworld.... lol Eddie Richardson beat the shit out of both Krays in the same day in prison. But as you once said, none of them would have lasted 2 minutes with Henry Cooper or Brian London. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eddie Richardson beat the shit out of both Krays in the same day in prison. But as you once said, none of them would have lasted 2 minutes with Henry Cooper or Brian London. I have a feeling Spunkers is furiously wanking a couple of zulus and typing with his nose at the moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eddie Richardson beat the shit out of both Krays in the same day in prison. But as you once said, none of them would have lasted 2 minutes with Henry Cooper or Brian London. Indeed. Brian London after losing to Ali.... ”I’m just a prawn in a big game” lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I have a feeling Spunkers is furiously wanking a couple of zulus and typing with his nose at the moment. Our family “Massage Parlour” proprietor has emerged.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Our family “Massage Parlour” proprietor has emerged.... Stop talking about my family or I’m going to stamp my feet and cry. I’m really really triggered now you bad bad person. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Stop talking about my family or I’m going to stamp my feet and cry. I’m really really triggered now you bad bad person. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Who made the tea ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: I have a feeling Spunkers is furiously wanking a couple of zulus and typing with his nose at the moment. Wearing a red coat and pith helmet no doubt for effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wearing a red coat and pith helmet no doubt for effect “You’re only supposed to blow his bloody back doors off” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: “You’re only supposed to blow his bloody back doors off” I've always seen punkers as a bit like Camp Freddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 On 11/05/2020 at 15:43, Joker said: I put 10p in a Space Invaders machine when they got one in the pub, forty years ago, lasted 30 seconds, never touched a computer game since. For a year or two I was a god on the consoles in my local pub, Asteroids, Breakout, and Lady Bug. After six pints I could play those fuckers on instinct alone. It was like I was a Jedi, only slightly less of a cunt. Sadly I have been total fucking dog shite at any other computer game ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wearing a red coat and pith helmet no doubt for effect Don't shoot your load until you see the whites of their eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't shoot your load until you see the whites of their eyes. Too late! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Too late! Is this the new Gregg's uniform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is this the new Gregg's uniform? It's Black and Deckher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: It's Black and Deckher. More like Spear and Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: More like Spear and Jackson. Smell & Kim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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