Hammer of Cunts Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 These pricks have been told that they can't play out their silly fantasies at Stonehenge this year. It's about time that someone pointed out that modern "druids" have absolutely no connection with ancient druids and neither group have any connection with, nor knowledge of, the builders or the original use of the monument. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 No one knows who they were or what they were doing But their legacy remains Hewn into the living rock, of Stonehenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: No one knows who they were or what they were doing But their legacy remains Hewn into the living rock, of Stonehenge No it does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: No it does not. Tis a magic place Where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face Where the virgins lie And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Tis a magic place Where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face Where the virgins lie And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky Yeah, that's the sort of thing, new-age twaddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 26 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Tis a magic place Where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face Where the virgins lie And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky That's Box Fucking Tunnel near Bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: These pricks have been told that they can't play out their silly fantasies at Stonehenge this year. It's about time that someone pointed out that modern "druids" have absolutely no connection with ancient druids and neither group have any connection with, nor knowledge of, the builders or the original use of the monument. One of the locals in my pub, who spent his early career in the Paras, was involved in an escape and evasion exercise hunting down officer cadets nr Stonehenge during the early 80’s.The exercise was during the solstice which was much more low key then than now.It was very dark when the Paras encountered 2 naked dancing cunts near the stones and promptly filled them in despite their protestations that they were civilians.One of them was the chief Druid’s son and got a proper hiding.... The local plod thought it was hilarious.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: One of the locals in my pub, who spent his early career in the Paras, was involved in an escape and evasion exercise hunting down officer cadets nr Stonehenge during the early 80’s.The exercise was during the solstice which was much more low key then than now.It was very dark when the Paras encountered 2 naked dancing cunts near the stones and promptly filled them in despite their protestations that they were civilians.One of them was the chief Druid’s son and got a proper hiding.... The local plod thought it was hilarious.... lol. Was fake posh boy Ape one of them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 19 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Yeah, that's the sort of thing, new-age twaddle. New-age twaddle!? It's just simple lines intertwining - influenced by Mozart and Bach, It's sort of inbetween those. It's like a Mach piece really.....I call it 'Lick My Love Pump' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 One thing you can say about all Druids, is that they worship the ground that you walk on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 And when they're not poncing around a pile of fucking rubble they probably spend the rest of the year playing Animal crossing. Cunts. It's worth joining the army, the paras or the like, spending six or seven years of brutal treatment just for that one exercise on the solstice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: No one knows who they were or what they were doing But their legacy remains Hewn into the living rock, of Stonehenge Help me in my search for knowledge, I must learn the Secret Art. Who dares to help me raise the on Whose very name near stills my heart? ASTAROTH Discard your clothes and come on foot, Through streams and fields and moonlit moors, Your bodies soaked in secret oils, Perfumed herbs will heal your sores. Join me in my search for power. Wives and husbands bring your kin. We'll be as one within the hour. Let the Sabbat now begin. Come, come, come to the Sabbat. Come to the Sabbat - Satan's there! 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: One of the locals in my pub, who spent his early career in the Paras, was involved in an escape and evasion exercise hunting down officer cadets nr Stonehenge during the early 80’s.The exercise was during the solstice which was much more low key then than now.It was very dark when the Paras encountered 2 naked dancing cunts near the stones and promptly filled them in despite their protestations that they were civilians.One of them was the chief Druid’s son and got a proper hiding.... The local plod thought it was hilarious.... lol. Bollocks, never happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: No one knows who they were or what they were doing But their legacy remains Hewn into the living rock, of Stonehenge This one's called 'Lick my love pump'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: New-age twaddle!? It's just simple lines intertwining - influenced by Mozart and Bach, It's sort of inbetween those. It's like a Mach piece really.....I call it 'Lick My Love Pump' Just now, Eric Cuntman said: This one's called 'Lick my love pump'. Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: One of the locals in my pub, Since when do you frequent 'pubs'. I thought it was all golf clubs and debutante balls. Lose you way, did you, looking for a bit of rough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 34 minutes ago, Joker said: Since when do you frequent 'pubs'. I thought it was all golf clubs and debutante balls. Lose you way, did you, looking for a bit of rough? Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Help me in my search for knowledge, I must learn the Secret Art. Who dares to help me raise the on Whose very name near stills my heart? ASTAROTH Discard your clothes and come on foot, Through streams and fields and moonlit moors, Your bodies soaked in secret oils, Perfumed herbs will heal your sores. Join me in my search for power. Wives and husbands bring your kin. We'll be as one within the hour. Let the Sabbat now begin. Come, come, come to the Sabbat. Come to the Sabbat - Satan's there! Bollocks, never happened Good evening Everard... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 6 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The local plod thought it was hilarious.... lol. A real rib tickler. Any more hilarious made up stories. That was a real belter. Dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: A real rib tickler. Any more hilarious made up stories. That was a real belter. Dickhead. I’m playing golf tomorrow......yippee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m playing golf tomorrow......yippee! Chesters crazy golf must be re opening or do you just hop the fence when it's dark for illicit meetings with your married men clients? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m playing golf tomorrow......yippee! They mentioned arctic freeze and some wind, sounds perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Chesters crazy golf must be re opening or do you just hop the fence when it's dark for illicit meetings with your married men clients? Crazy golf and driving ranges are still closed......keep up Everard! I’m enjoying this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Chesters crazy golf must be re opening or do you just hop the fence when it's dark for illicit meetings with your married men clients? He’s had to play Twister on the bedsit floor with Mr Mtembe and his African friends for months now. He’s dangerously low on vitamin D and overdosing on salty Protein. He almost became one of the daily body count. I don’t think he’ll make it past the third green tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: They mentioned arctic freeze and some wind, sounds perfect. I have expensive Calvin Green clothing to protect me from the elements... lol. Next ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s had to play Twister on the bedsit floor with Mr Mtembe and his African friends for months now. He’s dangerously low on vitamin D and overdosing on salty Protein. He almost became one of the daily body count. I don’t think he’ll make it past the third green tomorrow. More straw clutching from Mr Pimp Drugdealer... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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