Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said: I imagine you have a big yellow "wanker on board" sticker. Arthur, it would help if you quoted the post you’re responding to, you fucking dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Arthur, it would help if you quoted the post you’re responding to, you fucking dunce. I think Ape needs more help than that. Possibly a Special Needs teacher to help him read it. If only he was allowed to be near real women. Are you getting used to that bracelet round your ankle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said: I imagine you have a big yellow "wanker on board" sticker. Don't worry about Ape. "think Ape needs more help than that. Possibly a Special Needs teacher to help him read it. If only he was allowed to be near real women. Are you getting used to that bracelet round your ankle? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think Ape needs more help than that. Possibly a Special Needs teacher to help him read it. If only he was allowed to be near real women. Are you getting used to that bracelet round your ankle? 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't worry about Ape. "think Ape needs more help than that. Possibly a Special Needs teacher to help him read it. If only he was allowed to be near real women. Are you getting used to that bracelet round your ankle? " Scaffold plank thick as pig shit, utter cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think Ape needs more help than that. Possibly a Special Needs teacher to help him read it. If only he was allowed to be near real women. Are you getting used to that bracelet round your ankle? 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't worry about Ape. "think Ape needs more help than that. Possibly a Special Needs teacher to help him read it. If only he was allowed to be near real women. Are you getting used to that bracelet round your ankle? " Try not to make such a cunt of yourself next time you're questioning someone's intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I had to drive my daughter to her first hair appointment since lockdown today and during the journey, despite there being nothing behind me, a Vauxhall Zafira decided it was necessary to pull out right in front of me, causing me to brake. I raised my arms in exasperation and was treated to being brake-checked several times, followed by a load of gesticulating and flashing of hazard lights. The moron behind the wheel then proceeded to go off like a lunatic, despite being in a 30 mph limit. In the rear window of the car was a “baby on board” sticker, and the headrests of two child seats were clearly visible. I fucking detest, with a passion so intense it almost consumes my soul, these utter wankers who feel they need to proclaim to the the world that the occupants of their car are in some way more important than those of any other vehicle on the road. The irony of them generally being diabolically bad drivers that show no consideration to other road users is the icing on the cake. I wish each and every one of them, death. Fuck off. So you took your hands off the steering wheel .. did you crash your car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think Ape needs more help than that. Possibly a Special Needs teacher to help him read it. If only he was allowed to be near real women. Are you getting used to that bracelet round your ankle? 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't worry about Ape. "think Ape needs more help than that. Possibly a Special Needs teacher to help him read it. If only he was allowed to be near real women. Are you getting used to that bracelet round your ankle? " Holy shit - I’ve hit a vein of pure, unrefined idiocy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 Just now, Ape™️ said: Holy shit - I’ve hit a vein of pure, unrefined idiocy! I think it's an artery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What ethnic origin were the occupants of the diabolically driven vehicle? ApeTM's vehicle seems to have been diabolically driven too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Arthur, it would help if you quoted the post you’re responding to, you fucking dunce. Perhaps it’s because your nomination is a drawn-out repeat bollocks pile of shit, you weedy little finicky mummy’s boy. Arthur’s sporadic posts are always entertaining and he’s exactly the type of punter that keeps me coming back for more. You are way, way out of your depth. Edited July 10, 2020 by Frank I’m so sorry Ape, I’ve confused this newby with Arthur Fuqs aches. I’m in zooetugal and very drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Perhaps it’s because your nomination is a drawn-out repeat bollocks pile of shit, you weedy little finicky mummy’s boy. Arthur’s sporadic posts are always entertaining and he’s exactly the type of punter that keeps me coming back for more. You are way, way out of your depth. Well, well, well, the moron has spoken. Same old bollocks from a pathetic internet troll. Edited July 10, 2020 by Ape™️ *waits for “it” to begin fawning over the troll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Perhaps it’s because your nomination is a drawn-out repeat bollocks pile of shit, you weedy little finicky mummy’s boy. Arthur’s sporadic posts are always entertaining and he’s exactly the type of punter that keeps me coming back for more. You are way, way out of your depth. Frank, 3 of my grandparents died of cancer yet you've recovered from terminal bouts of this awful disease several times. Is there something crucial we can learn from you about survivability? Is it the vast quantity of sailor and rent boy spunk you've had shot up you're arsehole? Is it you're a total bullshiter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Well, well, well, the moron has spoken. Same old bollocks from a pathetic internet troll. A little unfair to call a long-standing member of 9 years a troll. Much like the Stubby’s and Major’s of this world; who’ve allowed themselves to be fucked in the ear by yours truly, I expect something more from you, Ape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Why? What’s that got to do with it? Wanker. Perhaps they had explosives.... Answer the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Well, well, well, the moron has spoken. Same old bollocks from a pathetic internet troll. Don't be to harsh ape, he's got tears in his eyes after drowning his sorrows on a pilgrimage to poor Maddies place of demise. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't be to harsh ape, he's got tears in his eyes after drowning his sorrows on a pilgrimage to poor Maddies place of demise. The cunt. In the Algarve ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: In the Algarve ? More than likely. SE Asia is still out of bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Perhaps they had explosives.... Answer the question. Oh yeah - I hadn’t considered the possibility of explosives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, Frank said: A little unfair to call a long-standing member of 9 years a troll. Much like the Stubby’s and Major’s of this world; who’ve allowed themselves to be fucked in the ear by yours truly, I expect something more from you, Ape. What would you prefer me to call you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Oh yeah - I hadn’t considered the possibility of explosives. I’ve been at the golf club and I’m pissed Ape... Have you had terrorist recognition training yet? is your daughter engaged to a Negro ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been at the golf club and I’m pissed Ape... Have you had terrorist recognition training yet? is your daughter engaged to a Negro ? Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been at the golf club and I’m pissed Ape... Have you had terrorist recognition training yet? is your daughter engaged to a Negro ? I couldn’t give a shit - you’re a bullshit fantasist wanker. No. Never talk about my daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been at the golf club and I’m pissed Ape... Have you had terrorist recognition training yet? is your daughter engaged to a Negro ? Ape doesn’t have children. You might recall the episode where he was shoving Triton shower heads up his bum because Mrs A hasn’t touched his sorry suburban arse in 15 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: Ape doesn’t have children. You might recall the episode where he was shoving Triton shower heads up his bum because Mrs A hasn’t touched his sorry suburban arse in 15 years. Fuck off, troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I couldn’t give a shit - you’re a bullshit fantasist wanker. No. Never talk about my daughter. Jessica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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