Guest Roger cuntwing Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 What can I say!!! Useless cunt!! what is the point of her!!! Preaches and tells people how to live their lives!! Tells everybody how to keep fit by following her work out video!! The cunt couldn't even swim a mile over lake Windermere for children in need!! Had to be helped out! When she gets in front of the camera starts showing off and dancing around like a little girl!! one big CUNT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 I would ride her like a fucking raging bull,I would have to stick my cock in her gob to shut the cunt up occasionally but helmet she would get 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Jean cuntwing said: What can I say!!! It would probably be best for all concerned if it was nothing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 20 minutes ago, neil298 said: I would ride her like a fucking raging bull,I would have to stick my cock in her gob to shut the cunt up occasionally but helmet she would get Because she's worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just another in the long line of squawking shouty shouties that the tv is obsessed by .. like those other two cuntesses on the strictly poncing around show or the welshist woman who does the sack of shite early evening show with the pretty boy geordie lite twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Just another in the long line of squawking shouty shouties that the tv is obsessed by .. like those other two cuntesses on the strictly poncing around show or the welshist woman who does the sack of shite early evening show with the pretty boy geordie lite twat Alex Jones you mean?....annoying voice but i'd line that as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 I initially read that as Aled Jones. You poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 35 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I initially read that as Aled Jones. You poof. Freudian slip?,you raging sausage jockey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 42 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I initially read that as Aled Jones. You poof. 6 minutes ago, neil298 said: Freudian slip?,you raging sausage jockey Lads, I'm on the lookout for a new gang. Bill and I had a messy divorce. He got custody of Bubba, Luke disowned the pair of us, and quite frankly neither of us wanted Quincy. Shall we form a Norfolk triumvirate and conquer The Corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 "Yeah(*holds arm aloft) gimme six" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Shall we form a Norfolk triumvirate and conquer all before us? As long as it's at sea level. First decent hill you come to and you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Lads, I'm on the lookout for a new gang. Bill and I had a messy divorce. He got custody of Bubba, Luke disowned the pair of us, and quite frankly neither of us wanted Quincy. Shall we form a Norfolk triumvirate and conquer The Corner? I'm in Norfolk tonight for the weekend. Hope I don't bump into you lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Lads, I'm on the lookout for a new gang. Bill and I had a messy divorce. He got custody of Bubba, Luke disowned the pair of us, and quite frankly neither of us wanted Quincy. Shall we form a Norfolk triumvirate and conquer The Corner? Your reputation is that bad, even Gary Glitter wouldn't let you join his gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Lads, I'm on the lookout for a new gang. Bill and I had a messy divorce. He got custody of Bubba, Luke disowned the pair of us, and quite frankly neither of us wanted Quincy. Shall we form a Norfolk triumvirate and conquer The Corner? Well what did expect with confessing that you originate in Solihull....you made our gang a laughing stock, I will be lucky to find another position in any reputable syndicate this side of christmas. Disgraceful loss of control and one that the mongish foot soldier cunts such as Ding and Pokey Mingers will call upon in any debate that gets too hot for them....you have yet to show any contrition for your crass and ill timed admission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Jean cuntwing said: What can I say!!! Useless cunt!! I agree Mrs Cuntwing...you are pretty useless.....perhaps an Avatar would help you gain a bit more Gravitas.Do you know what an Avatar is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 31 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Well what did expect with confessing that you originate in Solihull....you made our gang a laughing stock, I will be lucky to find another position in any reputable syndicate this side of christmas. Disgraceful loss of control and one that the mongish foot soldier cunts such as Ding and Pokey Mingers will call upon in any debate that gets too hot for them....you have yet to show any contrition for your crass and ill timed admission. I'm not sure that my old man slinging his beans up my old dear in a two star hotel in Solihull counts as my originating there, Lukers. Although it is depressing to think that my spark of life was ignited within walking distance of a Noddy Holder concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 33 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I agree Mrs Cuntwing...you are pretty useless.....perhaps an Avatar would help you gain a bit more Gravitas.Do you know what an Avatar is? Gravitas, dignitas more like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in Norfolk tonight for the weekend. Hope I don't bump into you lot. I can't speak for Neil and Drew, but I don't frequent the local red light district. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't speak for Neil and Drew, but I don't frequent the local red light district. I'm going mountaineering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm going mountaineering No doubt you will be mounting somebody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 5 hours ago, Jean cuntwing said: What can I say!!! Useless cunt!! what is the point of her!!! Preaches and tells people how to live their lives!! Tells everybody how to keep fit by following her work out video!! The cunt couldn't even swim a mile over lake Windermere for children in need!! Had to be helped out! When she gets in front of the camera starts showing off and dancing around like a little girl!! one big CUNT!!! Like fellow ex smack head russell brand, an over excited, waffling shit bag, the kid factory also has arse any nubian African queen would be proud of. I prefer the traditional smack head who see's it through to the predictable end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 6 hours ago, Jean cuntwing said: What can I say!!! Useless cunt!! what is the point of her!!! Preaches and tells people how to live their lives!! Tells everybody how to keep fit by following her work out video!! The cunt couldn't even swim a mile over lake Windermere for children in need!! Had to be helped out! When she gets in front of the camera starts showing off and dancing around like a little girl!! one big CUNT!!! Do you know what a question mark is, Jean? Although, you may have a kindred spirit on here, as we have another retard with a penchant for excessive use of exclamation marks. Oh yes, by the way, welcome to CC, you colossal fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 Due to years of substance abuse, her septum will be as full of holes as that holey French cheese. Gree, Gruy, fuck it, Kraft cheese slices with holes in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 I wonder if the old slapper has any grey hairs in her minge. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in Norfolk tonight for the weekend. Hope I don't bump into you lot. Oh fuck,glad I put the padlock on the shed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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