Guest Welsh_cunt Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, nocti said: I would give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume that somebody was desperate enough to hack your account after your inevitable suicide, if I wasn't so sure that you'd be too fucking stupid to mistake white lightning for bleach, or tie the noose wrong. We became infinitely above quota for oviphiles once the second coming happened, and Bubba graced us with his oily, and quite frankly disturbing presence. I suggest, and this is on an entirely personal note, that you fuck off and die this second, cunt. Fuck's sake Nocti cunt, you still upset that I ain't got an avatar yet? Have some patience you dribble of sperm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Just now, Welsh_cunt said: Fuck's sake Nocti cunt, you still upset that I ain't got an avatar yet? Yes. Just now, Welsh_cunt said: Have some patience you dribble of sperm. Go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said: What? Smoking or masturbation? Be specific you utter moron lump of turd. Living you stupid soppy Welsh Cunt, now fuck off and die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 I can't explain why, but I do have this sense that old Keith has a little friend, is here trying out his cunting katana skills. what a fucking mentalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I can't explain why, but I do have this sense that old Keith has a little friend, is here trying out his cunting katana skills. what a fucking mentalist. I don't think keith fancied sheep, I don't think the may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb works for Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I don't think keith fancied sheep, I don't think the may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb works for Keith. Sheep and lamb aren't really a leap from ponies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 12 hours ago, Welsh_cunt said: If there’s a crowd of young ladies in their 20's with a bird in her 50’s, the old wench will always try and write off 30 years off her life. Young folk usually have normal effortless fun, where a wench has to try her saggy tits off to work her wookey hole fanny into proceedings which becomes completely embarrassing and difficult to watch. Just grow old gracefully you old cunts and do some crocheting or something. I'd like to write off 30 years of your life. With a spade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 56 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I can't explain why, but I do have this sense that old Keith has a little friend, is here trying out his cunting katana skills. what a fucking mentalist. I'd take brony over this mental midget any day. At least the dribbling gut bucket came out with the occasional funny comment and for all we know had the common decency to kill himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I'd like to write off 30 years of your life. With a spade. Would be pointless Capt. He's obviously 18, in years, stone and IQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welsh_cunt Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I'd like to write off 30 years of your life. With a spade. I did think you were just a dribble of spunk, but am now convinced you are the brown discoloured variety of spunk dribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 What you get with a good looking older woman ( pause here for compliments) is a lady who is attentive and won't have her nose buried in her mobile with that silly, belming look on her fucking face that you get with these young whipper snappers most of the night. And you probably won't need the rohypnol (Frank) to get a your leg over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Welsh_cunt said: No, not the best I admit, but why bother to post something which would be lost on a cumstain like you. We've already got 2 Welsh cunts here. One is humorous,gives a good cunting and has a positive outlook on life,the other one is a mod. We don't need anymore choir singing cunts thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 4 hours ago, nocti said: We became infinitely above quota for oviphiles once the second coming happened, and Bubba graced us with his oily, and quite frankly disturbing presence. Dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 29 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Dad? Mum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 16 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It's probably very wrong, but safe in the knowledge I'm surrounded by fellow perverts and ne'er do wells, if forced, I'd rather have a crack at the sheep. Why are you surrounded by fellow perverts and ne'er do wells? Are you in the nonce wing of some prison establishment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What you get with a good looking older woman ( pause here for compliments) is a lady who is attentive and won't have her nose buried in her mobile with that silly, belming look on her fucking face that you get with these young whipper snappers most of the night. And you probably won't need the rohypnol (Frank) to get a your leg over. You would need to be pretty drunk. Very, very, very drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 I prefer older women. The older the better. For one, they're easier to catch; secondly, their screams aren't very loud; and best of all they seldom shave their minges. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What you get with a good looking older woman ( pause here for compliments) is a lady who is attentive and won't have her nose buried in her mobile with that silly, belming look on her fucking face that you get with these young whipper snappers most of the night. And you probably won't need the rohypnol (Frank) to get a your leg over. I didn't know you were that old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 On Tuesday, February 07, 2017 at 2:20 PM, camberwell gypsy said: What you get with a good looking older woman ( pause here for compliments) is a lady who is attentive and won't have her nose buried in her mobile with that silly, belming look on her fucking face that you get with these young whipper snappers most of the night. And you probably won't need the rohypnol (Frank) to get a your leg over. You're right there Gypps and after that recent op to reinforce your pelvic floor and take some slack out of your fanny you just might be worth some of my DNA porridge. Got any pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 On 07/02/2017 at 0:59 AM, Welsh_cunt said: If there’s a crowd of young ladies in their 20's with a bird in her 50’s, the old wench will always try and write off 30 years off her life. Young folk usually have normal effortless fun, where a wench has to try her saggy tits off to work her wookey hole fanny into proceedings which becomes completely embarrassing and difficult to watch. Just grow old gracefully you old cunts and do some crocheting or something. Firstly you stupid welsh piece of paralysed piss, you wouldn't know what a pair of tits looks like, maybe udders, but not tits, secondly the wooky hole fanny you talk about, again you wouldnt know what a fanny was unless its surrounded by fleece. I have only just joined this site and already see what a retarded, backward, shitheaded little prick you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 On 2/7/2017 at 0:59 AM, Welsh_cunt said: If there’s a crowd of young ladies in their 20's with a bird in her 50’s, the old wench will always try and write off 30 years off her life. Young folk usually have normal effortless fun, where a wench has to try her saggy tits off to work her wookey hole fanny into proceedings which becomes completely embarrassing and difficult to watch. Just grow old gracefully you old cunts and do some crocheting or something. You nasty, vindictive misogynist. Figured older woman would be an easy pull, but still fallen flat on your arse too many times to count? Oooh! A whining taff cunt! Just what this place needs more of. Get back down your mine with the rest of your male voice choir, valley-dwelling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You nasty, vindictive misogynist. Figured older woman would be an easy pull, but still fallen flat on your arse too many times to count? Oooh! A whining taff cunt! Just what this place needs more of. Get back down your mine with the rest of your male voice choir, valley-dwelling cunt. Dan, are you feeling ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Firstly you stupid welsh piece of paralysed piss, you wouldn't know what a pair of tits looks like, maybe udders, but not tits, secondly the wooky hole fanny you talk about, again you wouldnt know what a fanny was unless its surrounded by fleece. I have only just joined this site and already see what a retarded, backward, shitheaded little prick you are. Welsh Cunt, are you going to take this lying down, from this embryonic upstart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Dan, are you feeling ok? Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Firstly you stupid welsh piece of paralysed piss, you wouldn't know what a pair of tits looks like, maybe udders, but not tits, secondly the wooky hole fanny you talk about, again you wouldnt know what a fanny was unless its surrounded by fleece. I have only just joined this site and already see what a retarded, backward, shitheaded little prick you are. The essence of a good cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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