Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Utter cunt Keef has put a massive anti Tory sign on his new nightclub in Stroud proving a. he can't spell b. he's a hypocritical cunt. Im sure the "actor and comedian" is really feeling the pinch as there probably wasn't much spare change from his 2 million quid Cotswold pile. Also his multi millionaire daughter can't lend him a few quid as she's probably given it all away to the victims of the British empires slavery from a few 100 years back. One of the chubby cor-bin lookalike's badly scrawled gripes was that's its expensive to buy a house. Surely this is arrogance of the highest order considering the price of houses in the area that him and his cuntish ilk are so keen to snap up and live the good life. Now I'm a native of the district, but 60s bungalows in the village I grew up in sell for £400,000 so they can be knocked down and a 3 story white rendered town house can be built. To say I want him dead in the most horrible drawn out way is an understatement. Boiling piss in the eye sockets and a burning tractor tyre round the ankles would be a good start. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Fucking hell Stubbers,we'll have the long drawn out house price bollocks repeated on here now you have mentioned prices of bungalows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: Fucking hell Stubbers,we'll have the long drawn out house price bollocks repeated on here now you have mentioned prices of bungalows. Err, sorry it must be catching. The other thread is so fascinating I can't stop reading it especially as our malevolent overlord roops is such a cleaver cunt. Anyways, Allen is still a cunt and a hypocrite as are most celebs and lundon types who move to the countryside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Stroud is a shithole anyway bar the canal that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Stroud is a shithole anyway bar the canal that is. Sounds perfect for Spunkers. He likes a shithole with a canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 But 'Vindaloo' was fucking great. A musical masterpiece churned out by a complete bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Also his multi millionaire daughter can't lend him a few quid as she's probably given it all away to the victims of the British empires slavery from a few 100 years back. I'd stalk the fear of death into her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 we should be knocking houses with two or more storeys down and building more bungalows. There are only a finite amount of stairlifts available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Stroud is a shithole anyway bar the canal that is. Eh? I disagree... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Eh? I disagree... The other places in the Stroud valleys such as Chalford are different but Stroud itself is a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 His spawn is a load of anal seepage to. Like father, like cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 There are few things worse than loud, self-important millionaire celebrities from middle-class backgrounds telling the rest of us how we ought to be spending money we've earned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 On 31/05/2017 at 1:38 PM, The Lady Penelope said: The other places in the Stroud valleys such as Chalford are different but Stroud itself is a dump. Unlike the majority of towns and cities in northwest England, where you dwell. At least Liverpool, Rochdale and Bradford go some way to salvaging its reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 On 31 May 2017 at 1:38 PM, The Lady Penelope said: The other places in the Stroud valleys such as Chalford are different but Stroud itself is a dump. It's pronounced "cholfurd" or used to be before the district became infested with lundon twats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 I thought Keith Allen was that kid Brady never revealed the burial location of. Fucking hell, I thought, this forum has outdone itself! Turns out to be some actor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 This nom. title would have been just as relevant without the addition of a surname as, in my experience anyone with the name Keith, is a massive cunt. Keith Harris, Keith Chegwin etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 Keith Allen being a twat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Keith Allen being a twat.... I see he's as talentless as his daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 On 2017-6-1 at 10:24 PM, Wolfie said: There are few things worse than loud, self-important millionaire celebrities from middle-class backgrounds telling the rest of us how we ought to be spending money we've earned. That said, I really hope Muslims don't target Stroud next, and in particular Keith's house when he's inside, wanking in front of a photo of Diane Abbot on his computer. It's middle class cunts that try and pass themselves off as working class that makes my shit hang sideways! It's as though they are riddled with middle class guilt. Bastards the lot of 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Snatch said: I see he's as talentless as his daughter. I'd have liked someone like Olly Reed sitting next to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 On 6/2/2017 at 10:45 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: I thought Keith Allen was that kid Brady never revealed the burial location of. Fucking hell, I thought, this forum has outdone itself! Turns out to be some actor guy. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 31/05/2017 at 11:16 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Utter cunt Keef has put a massive anti Tory sign on his new nightclub in Stroud proving a. he can't spell b. he's a hypocritical cunt. Im sure the "actor and comedian" is really feeling the pinch as there probably wasn't much spare change from his 2 million quid Cotswold pile. Also his multi millionaire daughter can't lend him a few quid as she's probably given it all away to the victims of the British empires slavery from a few 100 years back. One of the chubby cor-bin lookalike's badly scrawled gripes was that's its expensive to buy a house. Surely this is arrogance of the highest order considering the price of houses in the area that him and his cuntish ilk are so keen to snap up and live the good life. Now I'm a native of the district, but 60s bungalows in the village I grew up in sell for £400,000 so they can be knocked down and a 3 story white rendered town house can be built. To say I want him dead in the most horrible drawn out way is an understatement. Boiling piss in the eye sockets and a burning tractor tyre round the ankles would be a good start. Just because he has a famous daughter and in the past he had a couple of mediocre film and to parts, it does not mean he cannot vote for who he likes. That's democracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Just because he has a famous daughter and in the past he had a couple of mediocre film and to parts, it does not mean he cannot vote for who he likes. That's democracy. Just because you're a vile rascit bag of shite with essentially no common sense when it comes to knowing what's acceptable and what's not, doesn't mean I can't take the piss out of you for having a blob strop and getting chucked in the cooler where you're only form of entertainment was fingering franks rotting corpse and getting a quick reach around from punkers as an alternative to a high five as you passed him on the way out. That's the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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