CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 To any guitar players out there,i have a fender stratocaster(usa sunburst) Martin J40Acoustic VoxAC30 Gibson Les Paul Custom.Does this make me a Cunt or a sad Twat? Yes all guitar players are Cunts !bow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Am gigging tonight the other side of Cardiff. A works Christmas bash..... It'll be like Napoleon's retreat from Moscow. God help us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 To any guitar players out there,i have a fender stratocaster(usa sunburst) Martin J40Acoustic VoxAC30 Gibson Les Paul Custom.Does this make me a Cunt or a sad Twat? Yes all guitar players are Cunts !bow Makes you a wealthy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 To any guitar players out there,i have a fender stratocaster(usa sunburst) Martin J40Acoustic VoxAC30 Gibson Les Paul Custom.Does this make me a Cunt or a sad Twat? Yes all guitar players are Cunts !bow and you probably can't play a single note! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I can play Jesus hands are kind hands on the recorder. Beat that. Fucking show off. I think I managed half of When The Saints Go Marching In before I nearly choked on the spit of the previous user and narrowly missed Mrs Wood's head when I threw the bastard thing in frustration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 haha well thats where my music career ended and a career in electrics and electronics began, id give it all up to play jesus hands are kind hands on the recorder whilst touring with say beyonce With all due respect, how did fucking songs up on the recorder land you in electrics and electronics, and then shove you headfirst into the job of filling biscuits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I have a Fender Telecaster deluxe Blackout and a luthier-built Telecaster '65, Vox VT100 and a Vox AC30 with Alnico Blues. I've also got a huge cock, but I am a bit of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 This Christmas I'm going to dress my nob up as a tongue depressor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 oh yeah fuck i work at burtons thats right...... erm... im such a spastic cunt i class PAT testing as an electrical / electronics role which i did at 13 with my uncle dave before running off to the Burtons factory at 15. I've heard some stories in my time, but that takes the fucking biscuit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 oh yeah fuck i work at burtons thats right...... erm... im such a spastic cunt i class PAT testing as an electrical / electronics role which i did at 13 with my uncle dave before running off to the Burtons factory at 15. You're fucking mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 now that is THE fucking nicest thjng anyone has said to me on here. You utter cunt that is more than worthy of a like. Do u like bumhole....?? Only on the internet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 then in that case please present yourself Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Me; do you like bumhole You; only on the internet Me; the present yourself (ie take a pic of your bumhole post it and il do the rest You; eh (also meaning; im a thick cunt) Are you a shirt lifter? Do you stick your knob in the jammy dodger hole? If so, Broney knows all the sites you can visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 www.ratemycock.com ??? Just exactly how do you know about a site called rate my cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 He found out on grinder or gaydar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Unbelievable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Do you remember Sorrell Booke? He was Boss Hogg in The Dukes of Hazard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 I have a Fender Telecaster deluxe Blackout and a luthier-built Telecaster '65, Vox VT100 and a Vox AC30 with Alnico Blues. I've also got a huge cock, but I am a bit of a cunt. One that a mate made for me recently. A bit like a cigar box guitar... But six strings. One strat pickup and a piezo in the bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Do you remember Sorrell Booke? He was Boss Hogg in The Dukes of Hazard. Who are you addressing, ratter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Who are you addressing, ratter? Sepp Blatter I think. Or Sir Phillip Greene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Sepp Blatter I think. Or Sir Phillip Greene. Sir Philip Sidney was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Sir Philip Sidney was a cunt. You rogue! I'll call you out, by god so I will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 There are more guitars in our house than in a fucking fender factory, still, I always thought I was a musician until somebody told me the field is not a musical instrument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 There are more guitars in our house than in a fucking fender factory, still, I always thought I was a musician until somebody told me the field is not a musical instrument. Another fuckin guitar plinka-plonking waste of life. Drowning your thoughts with buckets of wine and minor chords, singing Joni Mitchell songs in the kitchen corner whilst hubby wonders what the fuck he's been lumbered with. An obese and drunken fucking simpleton in minnie mouse slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 One that a mate made for me recently. A bit like a cigar box guitar... But six strings. One strat pickup and a piezo in the bridge. Are you squatter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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